Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER: Season 2
Oh shit... in the last chapter... I mean.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU "ON?"
And Gizmo was put into Ravenclaw.
I'm just so damn lazy to edit it.
Chapter 4
"AND WE HAVE A NEW CHARMS TEACHER. YES. UMBRIDGE IS STILL YOUR DADA TEACHER!!" screamed Dumbledore. "GIVE IT UP FOR... MUMBO JUMBO!"
Brock Lesnar came out of the doors, with his music on and crap.
"What the fuck?" asked Snape.
"No talking... more poking," said Umbridge. She poked Snape's... left... nipple.
"Ow," said Snape. "I feel immense pain. I... must fall now." Snape fainted.
Brock Lesnar then punched the shit out of Dumbledore.
"I'm the fucking Wrestler Teacher, bitches," said Brock Lesnar.
"MUMBO JUMBO!" screamed Mumbo Jumbo, he sent Brock Lesnar back to the WWE.
"Ooh la la," said Mumbo.
"We love you Mumbo," said the show's staff. "We can't wait to see Bunny Raven."
Mumbo raised an eyebrow.
"... Uh..." The show's staff then disappeared.
A howl was heard.
"AHHHHH!" screamed everyone.
"Go to bed you bitches!" exclaimed Dumbledore. He started French kissing Minerva.
So in the Slytherin Common Room
Raven woke up, and Adonis was in front of her.
"God damn you... you fucking Raptists," said Raven.
"I'm gonna rape you Raven," said Adonis.
"Not funny," said Raven. She was tied to a bed... exorcist funny. "Nikki... not funny at all."
"THE BEAST WITHIN HAD TOO MANY IDEAS OF RAPE FANFICS!" screamed Nikki. She went back to sleep.
"GOD DAMN YOU THE BEAST WITHIN!!" screamed Raven.
Adonis then got naked, and took Raven's leotard off.
"PREPARE TO HAVE MY KIDS-"Adonis's head was sliced off as Beast Boy in his Man Beast form did so.
"I feel so... disturbed," said Raven.
"TIME FOR 1ST PERSON MODE... OF MAN BEAST!" screamed Nikki.
1st Person Mode of the Man Beast
I growled so damn much.
GROWL
GROWL
I punched Adonis.
BAM!!
WAM!!
I then shoved my pe-
BACK TO 3rd PERSON MODE
"... So... nasty," said Raven. "COME ON NIKKI. HELP ME!!"
"ZZZZ!"
"I can't use my powers..."
"GOD DAMMIT!" screamed Raven.
Blood then came to Raven.
"I like your vagina..." said Blood.
"Oh no," said Raven.
"I AM A VAGINA!!! FEAR MY VAGINA!!" said Blood. He got naked and started to run around.
Beast Boy then turned normal, and was naked.
"LET'S DO THE NAKED DANCE!! NAKEY FREEDOM!!" screamed Beast Boy. Adonis got up.
"Fuck yeah!" he exclaimed. They then ran around in circles.
"..." Raven sighed.
Malchior then got naked as well... for he was in Rorek's form.
"HURRAH FOR NEEKIDNESS!" screamed Malchior.
Snape then came into the room.
"Oh fuck," said Raven.
Snape got naked as well.
"I ARE THE NAKED BEAST!" he screamed. "WE'RE VAGINAS!!"
Nikki laughed madly.
"PLEASE FREE ME!" screamed Raven.
The dog from 'Every Dog has his day' came into the room, and started humping on Raven.
"AAH I'M GOING TO HAVE A DOG'S CHILD!! A DREAM GOD DAMMIT. A DREAM!" screamed Raven.
It was nighttime, and Raven was sweating.
"Just a dream..." Raven sighed.
"I AM A VAGINA!!" screamed a voice.
"..." Raven putted her cloak on, and went downstairs.
Snape, Adonis, Malchior, Blood, and Beast Boy were drunk.
"You're in the wroooong common room Beast Boy... but I don't give a fuck. For tonight we are vaginas, breasts, and wangs," said Snape.
Raven felt disturbed.
Beast Boy leaned on Raven.
"We should be called the... THE WANG RANGERS!!!" screamed Beast Boy.
"NO. VAGINA RANGERS! WE PROTECT THE VAGINA!" screamed Blood.
"This is so wrong," said Raven. She made Beast Boy appear back into his common room. She then went back to bed.
End of Chapter 4
... What... the fuck?