Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken so don't sue me. It's been a long time since I've been here (A very, very long time). Sorry about that…And I miss being with these guys and you guys who love reading this fic. Thanks for the reviews, he-he, Yup, Eurotrip's the best. Anyway, hope you like this fic. Enjoy!
Anna sat down upon seeing everyone glare at her.
"Thanks a lot, FART BOMB" she said in her calmest tune.
Heihachi grunted
"What did I do now!" he said
"Led us to this specter of doom, what else?" Kazuya said irritated.
"He-he, now let's see, what could Anna's dare be?" Lee said browsing his mind.
"Face it, faggots have no known dares" Kazuya interrupted
"Shut it Kazuya!" Lee answered back.
"Shut what?" Kazuya said as he chuckled inside him.
"Shouldn't it suppose to be 'Shut up'?" Marshall said raising his eyebrows
"Kids, so immature" Heihachi murmured
"I know! Anna I dare you to seduce my father, Heihachi" Lee said
"Who says he's your father?" Kazuya interrupted,
Lee just looked at him
"Yeah, Heihachi's not your father" Paul added.
In a blink of an eye Anna ran to the door
"LEMME OUTTA HERE!" she yelled but Lee blocked the door.
"Very funny, you thought I'll be seduced by a childish exuberant female?" Heihachi said as he stood up pounding his chest.
"This old man, he's annoyed, he played Knick-knack on the floor….blah, blah, blah" Paul sung lazily.
Marshall was watching the video he took in Africa and was laughing hysterically.
Just then an old woman entered carrying pillows
"Hotel service" she said lazily.
Heihachi's eyeballs popped.
"That's….what I'm talking about" he said.
Flowers started to grow around him and chirping birds can be heard from a distance.
Kazuya looked at him with indifference then he looked at the old woman.
"Now I've seen everything in this dismal world" Kazuya said silently.
The old woman placed the pillows in the bed.
She was about to leave when Heihachi stood beside her.
"I was thinking, maybe we could see each other during your break time. What do you say?" he said as if he's never been married before.
The old woman ignored him then walked away.
As Heihachi sat on the floor everyone started laughing.
"What a loser!" Kazuya said as he laughed hysterically.
"He can't even hook up with old women" Lee said.
"No offense but, yo poppa is so ugly that even blind witches won't date him" Paul said.
"I'm starting to like this broom head much better" Kazuya said calmly.
"A dare is a dare Anna" Lee said.
"What kind of a dare is that anyway?" Anna said almost into tears.
Lee looked at her and a pint of evil rests on his face.
"I'll let you pass this dare in one condition" Lee said in a grin
'I'm outta here" Kazuya said as he left and went outside the balcony.
"I'll do anything!" Anna yelled.
"I want you to be my girlfriend in this whole trip" Lee said.
"Anything but that Chaolan!" Anna yelled on top of her lungs.
"Father…" Lee said calmly.
"OKAY, OKAY I'LL DO YOUR STUPID FAVOR! JUST LET ME PASS ON THIS DARE!" Anna yelled.
"Goodie, okay, now be a good girl and spin the bottle" Lee said as he gave Anna the bottle.
"Now be a good girl and spin the bottle" Anna mimicked in her lousiest tune.
"Father…" Lee called out.
"OKAY I'M SORRY!" Anna yelled.
"You don't have to yell you're burning my ears" Paul complained, he was lying in the bed to ease his boredom.
Anna spins the bottle and lands on Heihachi
'I'm dating a FAGGOT!' she thought
"FATHER" Lee called out again.
"WHAT? You've been calling me several times!" Heihachi yelled angrily.
"Nothing…." Lee said.
'Stupid Chaolan' Anna thought, she was on the verge of thinking when she saw Nina smirking at her.
"What are YOU looking at? Hoping Kazuya would do the same?" she yelled.
"Nothing in particular…So how's your BOYFRIEND?" Nina teased
"I TOLD YOU NINA, HE'S…" Nina was cut-off when she heard Lee coughed.
"My boyfriend" Anna said in a whisper.
Nina laughed at her. Anna shrugged and walked to the restroom.
She shut the door at full force.
'WHAT ABOUT HEIHACHI'S DARE?" Marshall yelled.
An indistinct voice was heard
"WHAT?" Marshall yelled.
"I DARE HIM TO ASK THE OLD LADY OUT!" Anna indistinctly yelled.
"Ooooh…nice dare" Marshall said as he rubbed both of his palms.
"How come almost everyone seems to be yelling this day…" Paul wondered.
"What now, Frankenstein?" Lee asked.
"Heihachi, she dares you to ask the old lady out" Marshall said.
"WHAT? Okay" He gladly accepted.
Heihachi stood up and went outside.
"So, you think father will?" Lee was puzzled.
"Trust me, I'll keep an eye out for you" Marshall said as he silently followed Heihachi with his cam.
"What a hobby" Lee murmured.
Kazuya was sitting in the balcony holding the photo of Jun.
He grabbed a marker from his pocket and scribbled something on Wulong's face.
'Piece of cake eh? Well taking Jun from me won't be a piece of cake' Kazuya thought.
His vision went to the streets of Bratislava
'Call me crazy but this place looks like the aftermath of Armageddon' he thought.
His eyes finally went to Jun.
'A FEW more days and I'll be seeing you…a few more days…' he thought.
Kazuya got bored, stood up and went inside but was surprise to see Heihachi gone.
"Where's the fart?" Kazuya asked with eyebrows raised.
"You've been gone for a couple of minutes, it already wore off" Paul said.
'I wasn't talking about your fart, I'm talking about father" Kazuya said trying hard not to laugh.
"Oh" Paul was indeed bored.
"He left to carry out his dare" Lee said.
"What dare?" Kazuya asked.
"Erm…he's supposed to ask the old lady out…" Lee said browsing his mind.
Kazuya sat down with satisfaction
"This is going to be good" he calmly said.
"Very good indeed…" Lee added.
Marshall was hiding behind a plant.
He turned his camera on and focused it on Heihachi.
Heihachi was following the old woman everywhere.
"Like a puppy following his mommy" Marshall said.
Out of the blue he saw Heihachi rolling on the floor screaming
"I like you! I like you! I like you!" Very much like a spoiled child asking for candy.
Marshall was stuck in one corner holding back laughter like crazy.
The he saw Heihachi stomped his foot on the floor
"HRMPH!" he grunted.
"Is this what they call a father? Very much like a son to me…" Marshall said to himself as he sweat dropped.
Heihachi was seen dragging his butt on the floor, like a dog filled with fleas.
The old woman looked at him with indifference.
"Please! I beg of you! I already lost my wife!" Heihachi begged as he knelt in front of the old woman.
"…you poor thing" the woman spoke.
She pulled Heihachi up and helped him walk.
Marshall's eyebrows started twitching like crazy.
"This…is so weird" Marshall said in a sigh.
Heihachi walked with the woman with a huge smile drawn on his face.
He's the happiest man that ever lived.
Back to Kazuya and the gang, they were watching television, two lesbian women were making out.
"Isn't there anything better to do besides wasting our time watching these two lesbians do their job?" Paul complained.
"Nothing to report" Nina said lazily
"Where's your R-rating right there" Lee said as he grinned.
"Somebody please tell me getting stuck in this hotel is all just a big lie" Kazuya said irritated
"Relax bro. you're here to see Jun, remember?" Lee cheered.
"See Jun, yes, stuck with you weirdoes, no" he said as he rolled his eyeballs because of nuisance.
"Don't give up, I didn't give up when that stewardess refused to make out with me, Until now, I'm not giving up until I found that European babe I'm talking about, Giving up is useless" Lee said,
He seems to be in the mood.
Kazuya looked at him expressionless
"Have you been taking drugs Lee?" Kazuya said bored.
"How come every time I do good things I always end up doing the worst" Lee said in a frown.
"You mismatched my topic, you dumb faggot. I meant to say 'it's not like you to tell things like that'! BAKA ONNA!" Kazuya yelled.
Paul was walked beside them and handed them a paper.
"What in the world is this now Phoenix?" Kazuya asked annoyed.
"I made a song parody, a parody about My Chemical Romance's "Helena", though I loved that song yet I love making fun of it as well." He said blissfully.
Kazuya took a glance at the paper.
Long ago
Just when you fart you tried to repeat again
We ran so far from you
Farting on
In front of us you tried to exterminate
The lives of everyone you know
And what's the worst to take
From every fart you make
And like the air you stained
I'm suffocating on tonight
What's the worst that I can take
Things are better if I spray
Lysol or perfume
Lysol or perfume
Came a time
When in a grand ball caused you to fart again
We are the victims of your smoke
And what's the worst to take
From every fart you make
And like the air you stained
Well I've been on the floor all night
What's the worst that I can take
Things are better if I spray
Lysol or perfume
Lysol or perfume
Well if you carry on this way
Things are better if I spray
Lysol or perfume
Lysol or perfume
Can you hear me
Are you near me
Can we pretend to leave and then
We'll meet again when both our farts collide
Kazuya gave the paper to Lee, Lee started laughing hysterically.
"Gross man, you really are bored" Kazuya commented.
"Not my fault, I've been SO bored my whole life in this place" Paul said.
"Now I can see why you add 'fart' in your lyrics" Kazuya said bluntly as he remembered what Paul said awhile ago about the absence of fart.
"I'm so good, I'm so…AH!" Paul tripped because of Kazuya's trench coat.
"Another casualty of the seduction of art…" Kazuya said to himself.
"I'm okay…" Paul said as he stood up
"Man, what a life" He added.
"So, what if Jun ignored you like father's situation?" Lee asked.
"Do I have to answer!" Kazuya asked annoyed.
"It's better if you would" Lee replied.
"Lee, are you drunk or something?" Kazuya asked doubtfully.
"No I'm not drunk! I'm BORED!" Lee said.
"So that's how faggots act when they're bored…weird…" Kazuya said in his calmest tune.
"Just answer the question" Lee said calmly.
"Man, you're starting to freak me out" Kazuya said as he stood up and glared at Lee.
"Kazuya, why do you hate me? I'm your only brother" Lee said as he stood up and walked to Kazuya.
"Adopted brother" Kazuya said as he took a step backward
"Not just any adopted brother" Lee said as he tried to reach Kazuya
"Bear in mind you're ADOPTED" Kazuya accentuated the word 'Adopted'.
"Let's try to be good brothers for one straight year" Lee said getting closer to Kazuya
"We won't fight…we share things….we…."
"Okay, what do you want!" Kazuya said as he pushed Lee away from him.
"There's a club out there, I want to go, can I burrow some cash?
" Lee pleaded. "What the heck! Do you have to freak me out! Here!" Kazuya said as he threw some money at Lee.
"You won't go?" Lee asked as he picked up the money
"On second thought, I guess I'll just bite you this day" Kazuya said as he followed Lee.
"I'll go too" Paul insisted
"Me too" Nina stood up.
Anna came out dressed for bed time
"I'll sleep" Anna said as she laid down
"Nah, you're coming with me" Lee said as he pulled Anna
'Why is this happening to me' Anna complained in her thoughts
"The trip is not yet over Anna, neither the game is".
They all went to the club except Marshall who seems to be enjoying spying on Heihachi until now.
I guess the game's not over. They won't stop until the driver wakes up. Sorry 'bout that parody song, I just made that up fun. The title is Hey Lena(Lysol or perfume)by me. The band is My Chemical Romance. How long will that driver sleep? Will the gang bear a long day in Bratislava? Will Kazuya bear another crazy day? Will Heihachi win the love of the old woman? Will Marshall give up following him? Can Anna bear the fact that Lee is her boyfriend? The answer lies on the next chapter…
Shing: Finally, another chapter finished! Success!
Kazuya: (Strangles Shing) WHY YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK! WHY DON'T YOU JUST SKIP ALL THE CRAZY THINGS AND LEAD ME TO JUN
Shing: If you kill me, you won't be able to see Jun in this fic! (Escapes from Kazuya's grip) and There won't be a story when I do that!
Kazuya: I don't care!
Shing: Please excuse Kazzy, he's in depression
Kazuya: Am not! Well, actually, 25 yes
Lee: Anna dear, could you fetch me my jacket
Anna: Anna do this, Anna do that, don't you have hands to do things?
Nina: nothing in particular…I haven't done much
Heihachi: A toast to my one true love, Ms. Old Woman
Old woman: I HAVE A NAME! Don't just call me old woman
Marshall: (Laughing like crazy) Heihachi, a baby daddy
Gerard Way (the vocalist of My Chemical Romance): All right, who did it? Who made that parody?
Paul: Yo poppa? Shouldn't it be yo momma? Man, I really am bored
Shing: Gosh, what a crazy day, I guess karma always follows…CIAO!