Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken (Do I have to write this all the time?) so please don't sue me…okay? Finally it's our Christmas vacation and I'm so happy to be here again. Sorry about the long updates, Too many projects in school…so little time…Well anyway…I hope you like this one…I'm still recovering from school trauma (just kidding)…Enjoy!
Lee and the gang entered the club in Bratislava.
Inside, people can be seen flooding the dance floor as Lee and the others, with the exception of Kazuya who's just sitting on one corner pushed their way to the middle.
As for Kazuya, he just spent his time looking at the photo while the others are enjoying themselves.
Anna seems to be escaping Lee's grip,
Paul seems to try his best to flirt with Nina but she just brushes him off.
As for Marshall, he's still spying on Heihachi,
probably because he's starting to think that making fun of the old fart besides Lee is much fun than making fun of Kazuya and the others.
What amused him the most is that Heihachi has no idea.
Lee started screaming along when he heard a bunch of teenagers screaming the word 'Europe'.
Paul, Anna and Nina looked at him with their eyebrows arched.
"What's his problem?" Paul wondered.
A minute later, they finally sat down with Kazuya.
"Let me rate it to you Lee, you're a 100 percent idiot than I could ever imagine" Kazuya said straight-faced.
"I got carried away" Lee said.
"Check it out man" Paul said pointing beside a pillar.
Two teenagers are making out.
"Jamie's hooking up with another girl" one of the teenagers said.
"I couldn't even imagine myself doing that…" Lee said as he pouted.
"Because people will see you as a lesbian instead of a guy" Nina said
"Dream on, faggots hate people who make out" Kazuya said teasingly.
"Shut up!" Lee yelled as he watched the teens with interest.
"So you're in the verge of exploding in your pants?" Paul asked Lee teasingly, he just ignored him.
Suddenly, the two teenagers screamed.
"They're the worst twins ever" one of them said.
"What the heck!" Lee was surprised.
Kazuya's jaw dropped,
Paul's eyeballs popped out,
Anna and Nina were stunned.
A minute later, the teens left.
A green bottle was left on their table.
"They've been drinking this stuff" Paul said as he grabbed the bottle.
"Absinthe" Nina said reading the label.
Lee, on the other hand, had the same bottle as the one they're holding.
"Hey guys, I heard those teens say this thing is illegal in other countries, let's have a sip, shall we?" Lee said.
The gang gathered around him with cups on their hands.
"What about you, dear brother?" Lee asked.
Kazuya shrugged and looked away.
"…whatever…" he said.
Lee poured some on Kazuya's cup then he started drinking his'.
"So, what does it do?" Paul asked.
"I don't know…Do you?" Lee asked a green fairy beside him
"I don't know a damn thing about that stuff" the fairy said.
"I know…It makes faggots talk to one's self" Kazuya mockingly said.
Lee saw a magic wand beside him, he grabbed it and pointed it at Kazuya and started blabbering some spells that only made Kazuya arched an eyebrow.
"Gosh Lee, from what planet was that language from? Kazuya asked.
"Stars I see stars!" Paul yelled as he points at the ceiling.
Anna suddenly hugged Nina.
Nina did the same.
Two sisters joined on a tight embrace.
"Excuse me, but what does this 'thing' do?" Kazuya asked the bartender.
"It makes you hallucinate and stuff" the bartender said that gave Kazuya a more irritated look.
He sat down annoyed.
Then he started drinking on his cup without knowing Lee poured some Absinthe in it.
A minute later, he saw a dancing Heihachi beside their table wearing a tight red spandex.
He looked at Heihachi stupefied then he started laughing hysterically.
Tears were almost dripping from his eyes.
For the first time in history, Kazuya laughed uncontrollably.
(Jaganshing: Be aware that he's only seeing an illusion of Heihachi).
Meanwhile, Heihachi went to the club together with the old woman.
Marshall was behind them all the time until he saw Lee on the dance floor screaming his lungs out with the bottle on his hand
"GO BUCKBEAK!" he yelled.
Paul was running around in circles
"Houston! We have a problem" Paul yelled.
Nina and Anna are still on a tight embrace.
Kazuya is pounding the table due to laughter
"Wait till everybody sees you dance around with that wrinkled butt of yours!" he said as he continued to laugh,
Marshall sweat-dropped after seeing them as he quickly focused his camera on them.
"Gosh, the crazier the better…Oh, I love my art" he said to himself. Heihachi noticed the gang and went to them.
"People, meet my…" he was cut-off when Lee went to him
"It's LORD VOLDEMORT!" Lee yelled as he pointed an invisible wand at Heihachi
"Feel the wrath of my spell!" he added.
"Lee, what is this nonsense about!" Heihachi asked angrily.
Lee ran away
"Hermione! Ron! VOLDEMORT'S AFTER ME!" he screamed.
"Hrmph! Too much Harry Potter books…" Heihachi muttered under his nose.
He saw Paul grabbing something
"Phoenix! What's going on here?" he asked.
"It's THE BLACK HOLE! Paul Phoenix of star command Come in star command!" Paul panicked.
Heihachi was getting irritated. He saw Kazuya on one side laughing
"Kazuya, can you tell me what's going on here?" he asked.
"That's it! Everyone would love seeing that big butt of yours, father you're killing me" he said as he continued to laugh.
The old woman looked at Heihachi with disgust
"Your son is a drunkard?" she asked.
"Ah…you see…you don't understand…eh…" Heihachi was speechless.
Marshall suddenly popped up in front of Heihachi
"Smile! This is a live camera footage" he said as he continued capturing everyone on cam.
"They're making a movie, how nice" the old woman said that gave Heihachi a sigh of relief.
"Yeah…my son's role is a homeless drunkard,
the other one's showing a biography of an astronaut,
that one is playing the role of Harry Potter, a wizard,
and those women are doing a drama" Heihachi excused and the woman seems to believe him.
"What talented kids" the old woman praised.
Heihachi just laughed inside of him.
'I'm saved, I'm saved' he thought.
Suddenly, the Absinthe's effect wore off, Paul suddenly collapsed to the floor, Lee fell asleep beside the bar
"I defeated Voldemort…" he said as he finally went on a deep slumber.
Kazuya fell flat-faced on the table.
Nina and Anna screamed after seeing each other but a yawn halted them both.
"The end" Marshall said.
Heihachi noticed the old woman crying.
"What's wrong?" he asked.
"What a sad ending…they all died…" she said as she continued to sob.
Heihachi raised an eyebrow
'Man, I'm a good liar…' he thought.
And that's the end of their drunkenness.
What will happen next? Find out on the next chapter…
Jaganshing: Whoa! Finally, I've finished another chapter!
Kazuya: You know what, I got the craziest dream…I saw father dancing like a moron
Lee: -- Zzzzz… (Thumb sucking)
Anna: I hugged NINA!
Nina: I hugged ANNA!
Paul: (talking in his sleep) …the universe is saved…Thanks to Paul Phoenix
Old woman: I want a sequel!
Heihachi: Of course my dear, we'll see…
Marshall: And CUT! THE END…
Jaganshing: No, the fic hasn't ended yet, Thanks for reading. CIAO!