Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER: Season 2
Chapter 6
"My god. I'm so bored," said Robin. He licked his staff.
"The fuck?" asked Ron.
"Fuck off, uncle fucka'," said Robin.
"Chill, bitch, oh fuck you," said Ron, he walked away.
"Oh Robin, do you wanna have sex again?" asked Starfire as she appeared in front of Robin. They were in the FF.
"Suuuure," said Robin, he grinned.
2 weeks later after a fine week at Hogwarts...
"Oh Robin! I'm pregnant," said Starfire.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD. FUCK FUCK. NOOOO!!! OH GOOOOD!" screamed Robin, he began crying.
"Cheer up Robin, you are a father to be," said Starfire.
"I SHOULD OF PUT THAT CONDOM ON!! GOD DAMMIT! WHY?" screamed Robin. He then ran off into the distance...
So in the Shrieking Shack...
"Starfire's pregnant?" asked Harry.
"Yeah, dudes. What do I do?" asked Robin.
"That reminds me... what if Raven is pregnant?" asked Harry.
"I'M GOING TO CHOP MY PENISE OFF!! DAMN YOU SPERMS! GOD DAMN YOU SPERM CELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Robin sobbed madly.
"Holy shit," said Ron. "Cheer up dude, we'll find a way to make Starfire, unpregnant."
"Thanks guys," said Robin. He hugged the both of them. "You're my... friends."
"HOO-RAH!" screamed Ron and Harry.
So with Terra and Beast Boy... who are making out in the lake and going inside of it, possibly having a chance of drowning.
The music from FFX whenYuna and Tidus kiss plays.
"Oooh Terra... make love to me," said Beast Boy. Terra moaned.
"Oh my green sexy thing," said Terra.
Somewhere... with no music...
"It's working. Soon all the girls will be pregnant... and Raven will give birth to the one," said one of the cloaked figures. "You ready, Zack?"
A silver haired man nodded. (SEPHIROTH? No, it's not.)
"Begin phase 1," said another cloaked man.
At the Great Hall
"I'd like to introduce you students, to a new student named... Zack," said Dimbledore. "He's in Slytherin. Now, go do something bitches."
A short silvered hair boy, with hair covering his right eye... oh dammit, he looks like a younger version of Zexion from Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories... how Zexion looks like? Find out yourself.
Zack took a seat besides Raven. Raven stared at him and gasped at his sexiness.
"NO FUCKING WAY!" screamed Raven, the table blew up, which now the Slytherins were screwed.
In Raven's mirror
"This can't be fucking happening... I fall in love with Harry, now there's a sexy guy in my house," said Raven. "AND... I'M ATTRACTIVE TO HIM. DAMMIT. WHY THE FUCK AM I MAD?"
"Hell I know," said Anger. "TRIGON SHALL CONSUME YOU. BITCHES!!!"
"Tee hee, he's hooot... screw Harry, go for him!" cried Happy.
"I dunno..."
With Zack in the FF
"...I feel bad, doing this," said Zack, it was night time, and he stared at the night sky. "But... in order for it to not be born, she must love me... but truly, I'm not ready..."
In the Hospital Wing
"ROBIN!!!" Starfire screamed in pain, she was in labor (fast, but Tamaranians are a bit different than us...)
"Just push Star, you can do it!" cried Robin.
"AHHHHH!" screamed Starfire, a baby then came out...
"It's a...?"
With Cyborg and Cho
"Maaan... we're high," said Cyborg, smoking ass, a new type of weed.
"Yeeeaaaahhh sooooon... Aaaahhhaaahhhaaa," said Cho, insanely giggling.
With Poly and Blood in the Great Hall
"Oh I like you," said Poly.
"You too," said Blood.
End of Chapter 6
Worst chapter ever...