Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken, Okay, Namco does. The previous chapter was kind of crazy (he-he). Anyways, better keep writing…
"Ouch….my head hurts" Kazuya was the first to get up.
He looked at everyone, they're the only ones left and it's already morning.
"Talk about the craziest dream I've ever had, it kind of reminds me about…THIS TABLE, THE ABSINTHE!" he said to himself.
He stood up and went to check on Lee. Lee was thumb sucking in his sleep.
Kazuya felt the urge to laugh then he kicked Lee straight in the face
"OW! KAZUYA! WHAT'S THE IDEA OF KICKING ME!" he asked angrily.
"What are you, a toddler? YOU DROPPED AN AMOUNT OF ABSINTHE IN MY DRINK! You fag!" he said angrily.
Lee just laughed nervously
"You could've had more, I became Harry Potter in just a few minutes" Lee said.
Kazuya grabbed him by the collar
"I'm going to kill you this time, sissy man!" he said as he grinned.
Lee started screaming like a girl that woke everybody up.
"Lee! Shut up!" Paul said groggily.
"Yeah, you sissy pants!" Anna said
"I thought that's you Anna" Nina teased that sent them punching each other again.
"He started it" he said, pointing at Kazuya.
"Everybody, snap out of it!" Kazuya yelled as he threw Lee on one side.
Marshall was behind him all along.
"Good morning, I see you guys had a wonderful evening" he said.
"Marshall? I thought you're with father?" Lee wondered.
"Last night, yes" Marshall said.
"Where is he then?" Kazuya asked.
"Who knows?" Marshall said.
"Might be behind curtain number one" Paul said as he pulled the curtain behind him.
Everyone shielded their eyes
"MY EYES!" Lee yelled.
"Whatever is in it, I dare not to watch" Marshall said.
"Relax, it's only Heihachi with the old woman sleeping beside him" Paul said,
"Oh gosh, I hit the jackpot this time…" he said with bliss.
"FATHER! Wake up!" Kazuya yelled.
"Kazuya? What the…" Heihachi looked at the person beside him.
"YES! YES! I GOT HER UNDER MY SPELL! HAHAHAHA" Heihachi said happily as he jumped for joy.
"…gross" everyone said in disgust.
"I went to heaven without you (points at Kazuya),
without you (points at Lee),
without you (points at Paul),
without you (points at Marshall),
without you (points at Nina)
and without you (points at Anna)" Heihachi danced around like crazy.
"Tell me I'm crazy but I don't think this is a dream after all…" Kazuya said.
"Can you score better than me dear children?" he said.
"Remind me to kick his sorry ass and dump it with his thong in a graveyard when we get to Berlin" he said
"Sure" Lee said as took out a clip board and wrote something in it.
'Poor mother, first she married a fart, then she gets this' Kazuya thought and started reminiscing about his mom (aw…).
Heihachi laughed hysterically, the old woman woke up irritated
. "Good morning, sweet ums, have a nice dream?" Heihachi said as he received a hard blow on his head.
"HEY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" Heihachi yelled.
"Look at you! Why aren't you treating these children nicely? I thought you said you love me? It was all just a lie!" the old woman yelled. Kazuya and the others were holding back their laughter.
"But sweet ums…" he was cut-off by the very raged old woman
"Don't you sweet ums me you OLD FART!" she said as she walked away.
"Oh, and by the way, nothing happened…" she said in disgust as she walked away.
Heihachi was left with shock in his eyes, his jaw dropped.
"Well, Who's knocking on heaven's door now…" Kazuya said teasingly.
"That's some tight issue you got there Mr. Mishima" Paul said.
"Oh…my love…my darling…"Lee sang in another monotonous voice.
"SHUT UP!" Heihachi yelled.
"'Unchained Melody' suits you…" Anna said.
"Lee, date this woman" Heihachi said.
Anna stopped talking.
"She called me an old fart" Heihachi said as he cried.
"You ARE an old fart…" Kazuya said.
"Curse you and your wife and your son and your daughter and your great grandfather!" Heihachi yelled.
"Man, did that fortune teller really predicted the future?" Kazuya said as he raised an eyebrow.
Heihachi was in a corner, crying.
"Try chanting 'I'm an old fart' while rocking yourself in that corner" Lee said as Heihachi chased him.
"AH!" Lee screamed like a sissy girl, running in slow motion.
"Why is he running like that?" Paul wondered.
They fell down in slow motion, talked in slow motion, fought in slow motion.
"NEO! STOP THAT!" Marshall said. Neo from the matrix came out from the shadows
"Killjoy…" Neo said as he left.
"Neo and John Constantine are both Keanu Reeves, right?" Paul said.
Kazuya was left with bewildering ideas.
'What if Jun loves that Lame Wulong? What if she's still mad at me?' he thought.
"Hey Kazuya, while you are busy thinking about nasty stuffs, we made a clan. A clan called 'Teletubbies'" Paul said.
"I think it's more like Telebakas to me" Kazuya said.
"Hey, you're in this clan! You're Kazzy Mishi!" Paul said.
"Iew…Who are you suppose to be?" Kazuya said as he raised an eyebrow.
"I'm Pauli" he said. "Does Pauli want a cracker?" Kazuya teased.
"Hey!" Paul yelled.
"Anyway, Anna is Anna and Lee is Lee. They don't change names…"Paul said.
"Why?" Kazuya asked. "I've followed the format of the opening theme" Paul said.
"You're evil…" Kazuya said.
"What about Nina and Marshall?" Kazuya asked.
"Nina is Nyunyu the vacuum dog,
Marshall is the narrator" Paul said.
"What about the fart?" Kazuya wondered.
"Instead of a baby sun, let's have an old sun" Paul said. Both he and Kazuya laughed hysterically.
"What's with those two?" Lee asked Heihachi
"HOW SHOULD I KNOW?" Heihachi yelled.
The door of the club suddenly opened.
It's the driver.
"Need a ride?" the driver asked.
"Wait a minute. I could've sworn he's speaking German before…" Kazuya said.
"I ate American beans, what do you expect, Mexican?" Heihachi said.
"…Yuck" Anna said. "Lee, Marry her!" Heihachi said.
"GO TELETUBBIES!" Paul yelled as he ran through the door.
"Tele what?" Marshall asked.
"Trust me. He's so addicted in that show…"Kazuya said as he walked on.
'Jun, we're almost there' Kazuya thought.
Me: SUCCESS! That was fun!
Kazuya: Sick! Kazzy Mishi? Man, a dog could mistaken me as a chew toy with that name
Heihachi: She dumped me……..Wahhhhhhhhhhh
Marshall: Heihachi, a baby daddy indeed (Gets Heihachi on cam)
Nina: no comment…
Anna: For all the men in here, why Lee?
Lee: Anna, Anna, Wherefore art thou Anna?
Keanu Reeves: Watch the Matrix Trilogy
Paul: Teletubbies RULES!
Old woman: I wont date farts anymore…
Me: He-he, Thanks for reading…