Teen Titans meet HARRY POTTER: Season 2

Chapter 7

"Fuck it. I will never betray Harry like Terra betrayed us in the comics and cartoon," said Raven.

"That' s the spirit," said Happy. Raven then left her mind...

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"It's a girl," said Robin.

"Let's call her... Jasmine. Oh she's so cute," said Starfire.

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Destati. Tendi lamano
E' giunta l'ora, destati
Le porte verranno schiuse

Su, rimembra. Tu, trepida
Su, sveglia! Ehi, ricorda

Destati Destati
Forza, tendi la mano
Destati Destati
E' giunta l'ora

E ancora una volta
Apriranno le porte

Su, rimembra. Tu, trepida
Su, sveglia! Ehi, ricorda

Eh? Come? non lo vuoi?
Tuttavia t'appartiene
Cio che hai perduto
Diventera uno!

Zack listened, on his CD. Destati... (From KH...)

"OMFG HE'S LISTENING TO DESTATI!!" screamed Cyborg, he then started making out with Cho.

"Uh... Eh?Come?non lo vuoi?" sung Zack.

"Um... wow," said Terra.

"Kickass," said Zack.

"I LOVE DESTATI!!" screamed Nikki, she then hugged Zack.

"Mreow..."

"You look so cute!' cried Nikki.

"You mocked Starfire!" cried Terra. "You'll pay!!"

"I feel loved... Forza, tendi la mano," sung Zack once more.

"HAWT'D!!!" screamed Nikki.

"Hey bitches. Meet Jasmine... me and Starfire's love child," said Robin.

"Um... bad grammar?" asked Terra.

"What do you know, traitor?" Robin asked coldly.

"No more mean talking!" cried Starfire. She then stuffed a pickle up her nose.

"Uh... Robin the Tomato Head?" asked Terra.

"ROBIN THE TOMATO HEAD!!! DO YOU WANT TO GET EXPELLED?" cried Minerva out of nowhere. "You got her pregnant, you sick, sick, bastard..."

"Go. To. Hell. Avada Kedvara!" cried Robin, Minerva was then dead...

"AHHHHH!!! ROBIN CAN CAST THE KILLING CURSE!!!" screamed Nikki, she grabbed Zack and rushed out of the lake area.

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"I noticed that now the author doesn't say... somewhere else now," said Raven.

"Yeah. New style?" asked Harry.

"DESTATI BITCHES!!" Nikki's voice could be heard.

"This bitch has been listening to destati too much," said Raven. "Then it again... 'tis a good song. I used to watch the KH Beta Trailer a billion times on IGN."

"OH MY FUCKING GOD... Momo has pink hair," said Harry.

"What the fuck?" asked Raven. She then hugged him, and the two of them began making out.

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"BEDPAN!! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE NOW YOU DAMN OWL!" screamed Draco. Bedpan, his owl. Flew to him.

"Send this Voldie. M'kay? Bye bitch!" Draco ran off, and bumped into Pansy.... and began humping.

"Disturbing son of a bitches," said Professor Umbridge. "DISTURBING GOD DAMMIT! Hey, did you know the bible has some juicy sex stories? What... what the hell am I saying? Tut, tut, I'm losing it." She then left the area.

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Professor Snape was in his office, smoking pot. He smoothly blowed on the pot... and smiled at his hallunications of talking dogs and ducks.

"Oh Donald and Goofy..." He moaned. "I am soooo gooood riiight noooowww..."

Beast Boy, was however hiding somewhere taping this. He had put the Imperius curse on Snape, thus causing him to smoke pot. (OOC, yes...)

End of Chapter 7

If anyone didn't know... Destati is in the KH Soundtrack. Oh... and in the KH Beta Trailer... mmm... oO

And yes... I've been listening to that song too much.

And if you bothered to look at my homepage. It says Kai the Tomato head. That wasn't really my idea... it was a friend of mines. We actually wanted to make a website of screenshots that read funny posts of Kai the Tomato head. (Which is actually kai... but Proboards filters. Damn. You have to love them.)

Ciao...