Teen Titans meet Harry Potter: Season 2

I'm still on that Destati Fad...

Chapter 8

Awakened.
You stretch out they plane it IS arrived it now, awakened
The doors will come opened
On, rimembra.
You, it is anxious
On, it wakes up!
Ehi, remembers

Awakened Awakened Force, you stretch out the hand

Awakened Awakened IS arrived it now

And still a time

Will Open the doors

On, rimembra.
You, it is anxious
On, it wakes up!
Ehi, remembers

Eh? How? you do not want it?
Nevertheless it Ioc belongs you that you lost one Diventera!

"Whoa. An english version of Destati?" asked Harry Potter.

"Yes indeed," said Nikki.

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They were all in Care of Magical Creatures (I bet you all have been dying for this...)

"OKAY GUYS. WE ARE UM. GONNA DO HIPPOGRIFFS. YEAH!" screamed Hagrid.

"Um... okay, what the fuck? We did them in our 3rd year," said Harry.

"HIPPOGRIFFS ARE KIND AND GENTLE CREATURES. AND I RESPECT THEM DAMMIT. DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU SOME GOD DAMN DETENTION!" he screamed once more.

"Hagrid. What the bloody hell is wrong with you?" asked Ron, Hermione leaned on him.

"I'm... having my period," said Hagrid.

"WTF?" everyone cried.

"No. Not really... it's something giants like to call... GMS," said Hagrid.

"Uh... I thought you were a half giant," said Draco. "YOU DUMB GOAT!" he then cried.

"Fuck off," said Hagrid.

"COOOOOTTTEERRRR!" screamed Buckbeak, and slammed into a tree, laughing madly.

"Uhhhhhh..."

-

So at a random hallway...

"AHH! What the fuck happened to Jasmine?" asked Robin. "Where is she dammit?"

"I don't know Robin!" cried Starfire, she saw Terra walking by.

"Terra. YOU SAW JASMINE YESTERDAY? Do you know where cute little baby is?"

"Sorry... no. And. Jasmine? Who the hell is that?" asked Terra. We walked off.

"Stupid traitors. Don't know what the hell they're saying," Robin coldly said.

"I can assure you guys are crazy. Go to the Hospital Wing," said Poly...

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At the Hospital Wing...

"There is something wrong with you guys," the nurse said.

"Huh?" the two asked.

"There is no Jasmine..."

"WHA?"

"You guys are just hallunicating..."

"Oh..." Robin then began jumping up and down.

"YES!'

-

At the kitchen...

Nikki and Zack were madly drinking butter beer with Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Snape.

Then... a bottle of wine fell... and they began licking the wine off the floor.

"Oh shit," said Pansy as Dumbledore walked into the Kitchen.

"MY BEER! NOOOO!" cried Dumbledore, he glared at Snape. "SNAPE YOU'RE FIRED!"

"NOOOO!" cried Snape.

Then a truck of beer then went by the window... And everyone expect for Snape jumped out the window, and went onto the truck...

Later... they all were madly drunk.

"Ha ha ha!" laughed Pansy, and beer came out of her nose.

"What the fuck?" asked Dumbledore.

"Cooootteeerrr!" shrieked Zack.

"Haw haw!" laughed Nikki. "You're hawt Zaaackkkk..."

"Wheeee..."

"Saint Potter... is a moron... I feel like pumching him with a bed pan bitches," said Draco.

"Ahhhhhh!" they all hallunicated... and fell asleep. Snape then grabbed all the untouched beer and wine... and ran out of the room.

End of Chapter 8

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