Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER: Season 2
I'll say it again. I WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING DO DRUGS.
And if you would probably know it by now, I'm a girl... and girls are smart (okay... maybe not when you look at my stories... then again...). Either way, I know what drugs can do to you, yes yes, I pay attention in school. I'm not dumb enough to take them. And I'll repeat this one more fucking time: It's my crazy, demented, imagination.
Chapter 9
"Happy Birthday dear TTMHP," said Nikki... she threw a cake at Snape's computer.
"A year since TTMHP started," said Harry.
"A year since that crazy ass story started," said Raven.
"Not to mention... it's Chinese New Year today," said Nikki.
Then, a paper dragon barged into the room... with screams of Whoooo!
"Twah," said Snape... who took the head of the dragon off of him.
"Heh heh. Did you know that lent also begins today? Reminds me... gotta go put ashes on my head," said Nikki... and poured black paint on her.
"Um... wow. Sounds fun, though," said Snape. He did the same.
Soon, everyone inthe school did it.
Just then, Poly farted, and snorted.
"Teh sexxors," said Blood.
"I wonder how many made ups are there gonna be," said Starfire.
"Made ups are fun," said Robin... and touched Star's breasts.
"Mmmm..." Starfire moaned.
"I'm still wondering why we moan when someone touches our breasts, and we get pissed when someone sees them," said Ginny.
"Dumb girl... leave," said Harry. He kicked her out of the room...
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So at the great hall...
"ALRIGHT YOU BITCHES! WE MUST MAKE THIS CHAPTER THE BEST CHAPTER EVER. GOT IT?" screamed Dumbledore.
"Alrighty!" cried everyone.
"CLEEEAAAVVAAGE!" screamed Ron... and mooned himself in front of everyone.
"500 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL! 500 BOTTLES OF BEER! I TAKE ONE DOWN AND DRINK IT DOWN! 499 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL!" sung the Hufflepuffs.
"2 plus 2 equals fish! WHEEEE! AND 'DA SQUARE ROOT OF 100 IS 10. HAR DEE HAR HAR!" screamed Starfire, and farted... sending a startbolt at Dumbledore.
"I WAS ABOUT TO... wait, I dunno," said Dumbledore... "BITCHES!"
"Instead of being random, why don't we partay?" asked Harry.
"THAT'S A DAMN GREAT IDEA HARRY YOU BITCH!" screamed Dumbledore. "PARTY DAMMIT! I'LL BE DJ!" Everything then went club like... and Dumbledore began putting up random songs.
"In order for the sky to turn... oh man," said Beast Boy. He looked at Terra... and then everything went silent. There was light on her...
"My name is Terra, and I have done horrible things."
Words came behind her... 'Terra... your name is Terra...'
"I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name."
Words again... real... or not...? (Screw this... it's coming up in italics...)
"I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend..."
HEARTLESS
"One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans..."
Teen Titans... no more...
"And with no one left to stop me... I have brought an entire city to its knees."
METAMORPHISIS
Her name was Terra...
"My name is Terra. I have done horrible things."
HORRIBLE
SOLITUDE
CONFUSION
"And I have no regrets."
Simple and Clean PlanitBremix starts playing...
You're giving me
Too many things lately
You're all I need
You smiled at me and said
"Don't get me wrong I love you,
But does that mean I have to walk,
On water.
When we are older you'll understand what
I meant when I said No. I don't think, life is quite that simple."
When you walk away
You don't hear me say
Please oh baby
Don't go
Simple and Clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Hold me,
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings
The future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Beast Boy stands in the middle.
"Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power—and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy—and a good friend."
"Lovely play," said Raven, she folded her arms.
"Thanks, Raven," said Terra.
"You know what Raven? I love Terra again," said Beast Boy.
Raven smiled.
"THANK YOU GOD!" she screamed. Then Linkin' Park came on... pretty much Breakin' the Habbit...
"This would be the perfect song for Robin," said Starfire. "He must stop his obsession with the persistant Slade."
"My obession stopped in the end of Season 1, Star.." Robin appeared out nowhere.
"Oh, you're right," said Starfire.
And so they partied like never before...
End of Chapter 9