Teen Titans meet Harry Potter: Season 2

Tekken 5... TEKKEN 5... DAMMIT. o.O Oh, and I had to say this. Remember back in Season 1 of this story, at the Code Lyoko chapter and I said that the internet at school didn't work? Well, I've been meaning to say this. They changed the system... and now my school uses Safari. AND I CAN USE THE INTERNET AT SCHOOL! OH MY FUCKING GOD. I THINK THE TEACHERS AT SCHOOL READ THIS.

Chapter 10

Robin groaned, he didn't know what to write for his homework... so he didn't do his Potions homework.

At Potion's Class

"I TOOK A SHOWER. DAMMIT!" screamed Robin, he had to take a shower anyways.

"Best. One. Ever," said Snape. "So great, you're getting an... wait, what the fuck? An F." Snape pointed at all those 55's on his report card.

"... Yay," said Robin. The students were still laughing about Robin taking a shower. "YOU ALL HAVE A CRAPPY SENSE OF HUMOR YOU DAMN KIDS!" Robin then screamed.

"Mmm... sexy," said Starfire.

"Anyways, to make a..."

At Herbology Class

"THIS IS A MAN EATING PLANT. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM IT!" screamed Professor Sprout, but she then got eaten.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Cho.

"Shut the fuck up!" cried Draco, and got naked. He then ran around Hogwarts.

"Um... I MUST JOIN HIM!" screamed Pansy. She too. Got naked. And ran around Hogwarts.

Dumbledore saw all this, and got horny... so he dragged Minerava to his office for some 'lovin.

At Hogsmeade

"OH MY GOD. A STRIPPING CLUB?" asked Harry, his jaws dropped. "Oh god I love you!"

"Banannas are yellow, and pears are orange. Some people are stinky, and so are you," said Raven.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Harry then farted.

"My cleavage can beat up your cleavage," Pansy said, pointing at her cleavage.

Just then, Dumbledore's voice could be heard all the way from his office.

"WHERE'S THAT BUTT CRACK?"

Just then Umbridge was naked on the stripping strands.

"Kill me," said Harry. "Kill me."

Raven then started to make out with Harry.

"Shaba du ba shaba da, oh shaba, oh shaba du," said Pansy as The Sims 2 came out of her mouth.

"I'm still a super hot female! Oh my!" cried Umbridge as guys started at her with a smile.

Then Snape came.

"SHE'S MY BITCH DAMMIT!" screamed Snape, and summoned the Grim Reaper were Hulas were next to him.

"I'm the elite pimpster!" cried the Grim Reaper. "My scythe shall give you enjoyabled pleasure... and death. MWAHA! Yes my ladies, yes, dance to my music!"

And like a torpedo, everyone who was flirting with Umbridge died.

The Grim Reaper then got himself some beer, drank it... and left off.

Poly then walked into the room, took her clothes off. And with Pansy, danced... naked.

"Power to naked people, yeah!" cried Harry. Slade then barged into the room, got naked, and danced.

"Slade...?" asked Raven, she raised an eyebrow.

"Close your eyes, and make a wish birthday girl," said Slade. Then Raven grew long hair and well... went Birthmark.

"Skys will burn, and children will cry. Streets shall crumble, and elders shall die. Life shall bow, and bow to the new master. This is future, and nothing can stop it," said Slade.

"Okay... who the fuck has made Slade a poet?" asked Robin as she barged into the room.

"Poetry can be all but literate. Literate can be all but figurative. Yin and Yang, the difference. But none the less can in a case of language can they work together," Slade sung.

Poly then got angry and slapped Nikki.

"SLADE ISSUPPOSE TO BE A BADASS!" screamed Poly, she then killed a cute little puppy.

"You bitch!" cried Raven.

Poly and Raven then got into a bitch fight. Everyone cheered, some drank beer.

"And when the fight end, the war continued, no one won, no one ever won," said Slade.

"I hope you become a philosopher one day. Even better if you became one at Athens," said Snape.

"I know... I'm actually Athenian, you know that?"

"But didn't Nikki say she was Yugo-"

"NOT HER. ME. SLADE. THE CARTOON. I MEAN. THE KICKASS VILLIAN. What if I was Greek...?" asked Slade.

"I thought you said you were Athentian," said Umbridge.

"ATHENS IS IN GREECE DUMBASS! WHY I FUCKING HOPE ZEUS STRIKES YOU ALL WITH THUNDERBOLTS!" screamed Slade, then he exploded in a way you can tell he was actually a robot.

"Oh... a robot," said Robin.

"We better be careful though," said Harry.

"I know I know! But for now let's do some flirting and chillin' son, ya me," said Robin.

End of Chapter 10

Fucking finally...