Teen Titans meet Harry Potter: Season 2
Chapter 11
"I feel so small... I guess I need you baby," Starfire sung in the Great Hall, showing pictures of a naked Britney Spears.
"Um... Starfire, are you okay?" asked Cho.
"Oh yes I am," said Starfire.
"Why... why on Earth... do you suck lesbo pussy?" asked Cho.
"Well, I do in Raven and Star fics... well SOME. But, no," said Starfire.
"And why are you speaking normal?" asked Cho.
"It's PMS... it either makes you sad, pissed, annoyed, or content. For Tamaranians, however... we get Earthy and weirder," said Starfire.
"Um... that's nice to know," said Cho.
"Okay... whatever... I'ma go love my Robin," said Starfire. "GO LOVE MY ROBIN!"
"I love Robin more than you, bitch!" cried Kitten.
Then Robin fangirls out of nowhere bitch slapped Kitten.
"MORE FANGIRL THAN YOU! HAR HAR!" The fangirls then grabbed Robin and disappeared.
"OH NO!" cried Starfire. "I know, I'll start a quest to save Robin!"
"I shall join you!" cried Kitten.
"I AM THE MASTER FINAL FANTASY PLAYER!" screamed Cyborg.
"Hunny?" asked Cho.
"Since this is getting so RPGish... um... we need to split up into categories," said Cyborg.
"Oh god no," said Cedric as he lit up a cigarette and his lips glittered.
"NO SMOKING IN THE GREAT HALL DAMMIT!" screamed Dumbledore and he then smacked Cedric in the head with a bed pan.
Just then Nikki was grabbed by some girls in black cloaks with the Slytherin badge...
"Blah blah blah..."
"But Megan... blah blah blah..."
Meanwhile in the Gryffindor Common Room
Beast Boy had a labtop in front of him, he was writing a book.
"Beast Boy," said Terra, she looked at him. "What on Earth are you doing?"
"WRITING A BOOK MAH GIRL!" cried Beast Boy.
"And..."
"It's about a guy named John who has his own TV show like Jerry Springer. But all these weird people like Zeus, George Bush and Paris Hilton have these affairs and crap. However, he works on the TV show so much that he doesn't spend much time with his wife, and he wants to spend much more time with her... but he has to work," said Beast Boy.
"Sounds... um... interesting," said Terra, she coughed. She opened up the script of this fanfic, and began crying of all the grammar and spelling errors.
"You have more a better chance on Fictionpress, my friend," said Hermione.
"Whatever," said Beast Boy.
"I'm telling the truth," said Hermione.
"And my balls stink."
"Go fuck yourself." Hermione and Ron then got naked and went to an empty room, locked the door, and went on the double beds.
"I don't wanna fucking know," said Ginny as punched Neville. So hard his teeth cracked like a broken mirror.
So at the Forbidden Forest
Starfire held up her starbolt like sword, while Kitten held her microphone, and Cyborg held his gun... and Cho had her staff with her (um... white mage baby.)
BATTLE MODE!
Starfire 312 out of 312 HP 10 out of 10 MP
Kitten 200 of 200 HP 15 of 15 MP
Oh whatever, so they defeated the monsters... got 100 Gildan (Yes. Gildan. If Gil came from FF to DC, and DC is Gilda...)
So then Robin flew onto the ground with kiss marks all over him...
"Robin!" cried Starfire, she grabbed him and began to love him... by hugging him.
"Grr," said Kitten.
"All won but Kitten didn't," said Cho, she smiled.
End of Chapter 11