A/N: I wonder if you're even reading this. But I decided to stop adding the title on every chapter now... and now in all of my stories. I'm more intent on writing more chapters of them. (I have to update Emo Unspoken badly... I haven't layed a finger on it for a very long time. The 5th chapter would of been up by now if my internet on the other computer wasn't a bitch and stopped working)

Also, this chapter is for the kinky people who like yuri and yaoi. Naw it's not official, I'm sure you'll guess what'll happen. If you don't like to read about sex, screw this chapter and skip onto 13.

Chapter 12

Beast Boy awoke anew. He had sex with Terra yesterday, very thrilling sex.

"IN ME NOW YOU DAMN GREEN HIPPY!" screamed Terra, Ms. Norris who died last year was back from the grave.

"Yay," said Beast Boy as he went to the world of vaginas.

Beast Boy felt like a man! Strangely enough, Terra's cherry was flying around when it got popped squeeling.

But enough about sex, I think I'm getting many of you horny... I think...

MASSIVE BONEEEERS!

So at Hagrid's Hut

"Welcome to my pad ya' bitches," said Hagrid as he pulled up a condom and ripped it.

"Hagrid. Where did you get that?" asked Harry. Raven snuggled him.

So it was Hagrid's kabillionth birthday (I'll be damn surprised if there is a time where it's Hagrid's birthday in the books and they celebrate it... unless that already happened and I've been too interested in video games.)

"THIS IS A SEX PARTY GOD DAMMIT!" screamed Hagrid as then Jesus Christ appeared.

"Believe in christ! THE PROPHECY SHALL COME TRUE! I shall come in 2012." Jesus then disappeared.

"Proof that Harry Potter isn't evil," said Hermione. Ron grinned.

So then Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Terra, Cho, and Cyborg came in.

"My god this place is crowded. Well welcome to my party biatches," said Hagrid. "Here we singscary raps, I'd love metal but Crawling in my skin makes my insides shiver. Oh and then after the hideous songs we have Sex dare," said Hagrid.

"Hey. Weren't the raps in that Mishima affairs story...? I mean, idea. And dammit you are one horny bitch," said Hermione.

"I know you want some red Hermione," said Ron.

"You win," said Hermione.

"Anyways. On with the raps," said Hagrid. No one knew that he secretly was a fan of Micheal Jackson.

"CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! Oh fuck this. Ring ring ring ring ring, Banana phone!" sung Robin and he did a barrel roll.

"Do a barrel roll! Yeah!" cried Hagrid.

"Raven," said Beast Boy to Raven.

"I am your father, you know it to be true!" he cried.

"Shut the fuck up," said Raven as she slapped Beast Boy.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!' screamed Beast Boy.

"Get out of my party you bitch, you're fucking loud," said Hagrid.

"If Beast Boy goes, I go. You damn half giant," said Terra as Hagrid got a massive boner.

"Oh shit. Fuck it. Party's over," said Hagrid.

"Thank god," said Starfire. "This was the worst party ever. The birthday party kicked ass."

"Strangely enough it's near Raven's," said Robin.

"OH GOD!" screamed Raven as she grabbed Harry and rushed to the lake.

So at the Slytherin Common Room

"Raven," said Blood as he walked up to Raven.

"Yes brother, oh how did Trigon screwed Arella again... you shouldn't be alive dammit?" asked Raven.

"It's because Nikki is stupid. Anyways, I ate junk food yesterday, and now there's blood coming from my wang," said Blood.

"MY BROTHER IS A FATSO!" screamed Raven.

"VAGINAS! AAAARGHHHHH!" screamed Blood.

At some shadowy place

"Soon Trigon shall arise," said Slade to the cloaked members.

"Slade, your lines are bitching..." said the members..

"Skys will burn and the sun will set never to rise again. I want what all messengers want, for their message to be heard..."

"Doesn't sound as cool when they were first heard, though. And I think they're wrong."

"I just can't remember those awesome lines, you fucking bitches."

End of Chapter 12