Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER Season 2
(Happy All Saints Day, or late Halloween. Hope you got a lot of candy or went to some crazy ass party. Unlike me...)
Chapter 15
Beast Boy was laying the smack down on Death Eaters, he was kicking them at places you would hate to be kicked at. For instance, the wang. However, as he layeth the smackdown, he heard the WWF smackdown theme (or the smackdown of WWF Just Bring it game for the PS2)
"The fuck?" asked Beast Boy.
He then saw Brock Lesnar pullinga suplex on a death eater with a referee behind him.
"Oh shit," said Beast Boy. The death eater then went pin fall.
"Remember Beast Boy, this is how you wrestle, bitch," said Brock Lesnar.
"But I thought the WWF or WWE was fake wrestling, man!" cried Beast Boy.
"Who told you that?" asked Brock Lesnar in a concerned tone.
"I just KNOW BITCH!" cried Beast Boy as he did a choke slam on Brock Lesnar, and performed the ankle lock.
"w00t!" cried Terra as she danced for Beast Boy.
"Give up," said Brock Lesnar.
"Get this guy outta here, this is a Teen Titans and Harry Potter fanfiction... not a wrestling fanfic," said Beast Boy, he then picked Brock up and threw him out of Hogwarts.
(Strangely enough on Shut your Mouth my character who has the ankle lock wins a lot of games. But that's because I gave them power and speed. Um... nevermind, I like the music on Just Bring it and Shut your Mouth has good gameplay.)
"Well, let's kick some pussy ass Beast Boy!" cried Terra as she got naked and streaked around Hogwarts. Death Eaters and Dementors fleed in her glorious breasts and vagina.
At the Divination Classroom
"Mmmm vagina," blurted out Harry all of the sudden as he walked into the class with Raven and Cyborg.
"Reminds me of that one time Nikki made a poll last year debating if I was Hot or Not. Many people voted for mmmm vagina," said Raven in a calm voice.
"Raven, you must understand. Us hormonal guys love sex, and the vagina or should I say pussy- is what makes the sex great," said Cyborg.
"What if I said it was the penise that made sex great?" asked Raven.
"IT IS NEITHER. BITCHES." A mighty voice said.
"God?" asked Harry.
"YES. IT IS I, GOD," said God in his almighty voice.
"What is it God?" asked Raven.
"THERE IS A WAR BETWEEN SATAN AND I NOW," said God.
"When did this happen?" asked Cyborg.
"LAST YEAR BITCHES. WHEN UMBRIDGE ESCAPED HELL," God once again spoke in his almighty voice.
"Wait, if we three are talking to you, does this mean we're going to Heaven?" asked Raven.
"YES. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT. GOOD DEEDS MY ASS. PROTESTANT REFORMATION ALL THE WAY BITCHES!" cried God in his almighty voice.
"Um... right, so what the fuck does this relate to Death Eaters attacking?" asked Cyborg.
"DEMENTORS ARE ACTUALLY- OH SHIT MARY IS NAKED AND WANTS HOT SEX WITH ME! GOTTA GO!" cried God as his voice faded off.
"I wonder how many people feel offended," said Harry.
"But remember guys, I'm a Catholic too before you start bitching," said Nikki too as she slapped Cyborg's ass.
"oO" was the look Cyborg gave.
"So what the fuck do we do now?" asked Harry.
Just then a big ass monster Dementor appeared.
"FIGHT ME BITCH!" screamed the Dementor.
"HOLY SHIT IT CAN TALK!" screamed Raven as she peed in her leotard.
"Mmmm talking dementors," said Nikki.
"JUST BRING IT BITCH!" screamed Harry as he got naked. "Expecto Patronum!" (or however you spell it, EDITTING SHALL TAKE PLACE AFTER I FINISH THE SERIES.)
However, this had no affect on the Dementor.
"No ammout of happiness and pleasure can destroy me!" cried the Dementor.
"HOW ABOUT MUSHROOMS BITCH!" cried Cyborg as he threw a mushroom at the Dementor.
"YOU IMBECILE! MUSHROOMS DO NOT AFFECT ME!" cried the Dementor.
"Do you have a penise?" asked Nikki.
"What the fuck kind of question is that?" asked Cyborg.
"Remember when Snape threw a knife at Voldemort's wang?" asked Nikki.
"I DO NOT HAVE A SEX ORGAN!" cried the Dementor.
"THEN TASTE THE POWER OF A WOMAN'S PERIOD!" cried Raven as she took her pad off, and threw it at the dementor.
"Why isn't Raven bitchy?" asked Cyborg.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M IN GOD DAMN PAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH!" bitched Raven.
"Nevermind," Cyborg in a soft tone said.
"NOOOOOO I CAN NOT STAND THY ICKINESS OF THE BLOOD AND STANK!" cried the dementor as he disappeared. Soon, all of the Death Eaters and Dementors disappeared.
At the Great Hall
"I have no god damn idea how the fuck these Death Eaters got here," said Minerva. "BUT SNAPE AND DUMBLEDORE ARE DEAD!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Malfoy.
"Calm the fuck down!" cried Malchior.
"I KNOW THIS IS CRAPPY I DON'T HAVE A SEX SLAVE ANYMORE!" cried Minerva. "But, we must cope with these changes and go finish the year with them."
Harry sighed, Snape was his father and Dumbledore was great at sex- Minerva claimed he had a big wang. oO
End of Chapter 15