Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Or Loonatics Unleashed. Dang.
If You Give Ron a Kiss
If you give Ron a kiss,
He'll feel all happy.
Then he'll chase after you trying to get another one. (he doesn't get many.)
Then Malfoy will block his way.
Ron will get mad, and hex him.
Malfoy will deflect, and they duel.
Ron dies.
You bring him back to life. (magically.)
You'll feel sorry for him, and give him a kiss.
And chances are,
If you give Ron a kiss,
He'll feel all happy.
So ends this fanfiction.
Jacovie (The Author That Never Was) gave me this idea, although he suggested Harry instead of Ron.