Teen Titans meet Harry Potter: Season 2

Just 9 more days until November ends, 9 more days and this season will be over. Guys, be celebrating. Oh, and this story is rated R/M. I dunno why this 8 year said that it was rated PG-13. Oh well, she'll learn that soon enough, unless it's a he.

Chapter 17

Snape walked into the great hall, with a dark look on his face.

"The war is here," said Snape once again in a dark sinister voice.

"SNAPE! MY SEXINESS IS BACK!" cried Umbridge as she jumped on Snape and started humping on him.

"All thanks to Blood, the bitch you hate. He sexed up Raven for me," said Snape. He then got up and gave him thumbs up.

Meanwhile at the Gryffindor table

Harry was under the table, scared as shit. He killed Snape, and now Snape wants revenge perhaps.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS HARRY BITCHES?" asked Snape. "He killed me! Boy who lived is an unforgivable wretch!"

"HOLY CRAP!" cried Beast Boy as he got up, and ran out of the room.

"Fuck you Beast Boy!" cried Malfoy.

"Shut the fuck up Malfoy," said Snape.

"SILENCE SNAPE!" cried Pansy.

"Don't make me destroy you," said Snape in a dark sinister voice.

"SNAPE!" cried Minerva. "Stop watching Star Wars."

"Whatever," said Snape in a dark voice.

"Damn, Snape is very seductive right now," said Turk.

"TURK!" cried Starfire as she hugged Turk. "WHERE THE FUCK- may have you been this year?"

"In the broom cupboard being sexed up by Larry," said Turk.

"Oh, I see," said Starfire.

"SILENCE BITCHES!" screamed Snape. "WHERE THE FUCK IS HARRY? I WANT TO KILL HIM."

"NOOOOO!" cried Raven.

"That is, if Raven agrees to have sex with me," said Snape.

"Fuck you and your sex Snape! I won't let you kill Harry and sex me up," said Raven.

"THEN YOU SHALL BURN YOU WITCH!" cried Snape as he grabbed a torch out of his ass.

"Oh shit, Frollo!" cried Robin. "Um…. TITANS GO!" cried Robin.

Starfire fired starbolts at Snape, but Snape used his powers to send them back at Starfire.

"The prophecy shall be fulfilled," said Snape once again in a dark sinister voice. "The war will be over."

"STOP MOCKING SLADE YOU BITCH!" cried Robin as he whacked Snape's wang with his rod.

"You wang hitting does not affect me," said Snape, he then choke slammed Robin.

"HOLY CRAP!" cried Beast Boy as he barged into the great hall, he was then sent back.

"ROCK POWER BITCH!" cried Terra as she blasted rock music, and threw rocks at Snape which Snape sent back to her.

"Since when the fuck has Snape been a kick ass fighter?" asked Cyborg.

"No god damn idea Cyborg," panted Robin, still injured from the hit Snape gave him.

"Azarath, Metrion, Zinthos!" chanted Raven as she levitated Snape and sent him crashing into the Gryffindor Table, which then broke.

"Harry!" cried Snape.

"AHHHH! FUCK OFF!" cried Harry.

"Avada Kedavara!" cried Snape, with that, Harry Potter was dead.

"NOOOOOO!" cried Raven as she charged at Snape, Snape just grabbed her.

"The prophecy shall be fulfilled. Come with me Raven, you can see him back," said Snape. The two then left in a black smoke.

"RAVEN! SNAPE! OH SHIT!" cried Blood.

"THAT BASTARD CHEATED ON ME!" cried Umbridge as she sobbed.

"HARRY!" sobbed Ron and Hermione.

"Let's find out where the fuck they are," said Robin.

"Yeah!" cried Ron.

"SNAPE WILL PAY!" cried Umbridge.

"Yeah Umbridge! Cleavage power all the way," said Blood.

"Yes, let us kick Snape's ass," said Umbridge.

The Titans, what's left of the Golden Trio, Nikki, and Umbridge then left Hogwarts in search of Snape.

End of Chapter 17