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CHAPTER 4
B: "Spam! Spam, spam, spam! Let's get some spam, Shuichi! Please?" Ryuichi, Hiro and K had all accompanied Shuichi to the grocery store to stock up on some food. He and Yuki had lived off of rice for a few days because neither had enough time to go to the store.
"I can't believe you actually came out of that argument alive. Yuki-san looked pretty pissed. What did you do to make him so mad?" K was examining the tomatoes to make sure they weren't rotten.
"I turned off his computer while he was sleeping and a couple hundred pages of his work was deleted. I made him miss his deadline and he almost lost his job, but he said Mizuki gave him a few extra days because she knew I was an idiot."
"Wow...and he didn't kill you? Looks like Yuki-san is finally developing some human emotions All your hard work is starting to pay off, Shuichi!" Hiro put his arm around his friends shoulder.
"I know! And he was really nice to me after he cooled off for a while too! I even convinced him in to letting me keep up the Christmas stuff!"
"Yeah, I bet your lounge played a big part in that 'convincing', didn't it?" Hiro rolled his eyes at the childish Shuichi. Shuichi just smiled and continued putting food in the already loaded basket.
B: "Spam! Let's get some spam!" (Ryuichi)
"Ok, I think that should last you guys for a while."
"Oh, no! Hiro, I don't know what to get Yuki-san for Christmas!" (Yes, I know that came out of no where ')
"What kind of lover are you? You don't even know what your own boyfriend likes?" K looked at Shuichi with pity.
"Well, it's not like he buys anything besides cigarettes and alcohol!" Shuichi was beginning to panic.
"Sorry, man. I can't help you there. Why don't you just ask him what he wants?"
"Well I'm glad I came to my best friend when I was in need! You're such a big help, Hiro!"
"You could buy yourself some lingerie and dress up for him. I know I'd like that from my wife(evil thought)."
"No, he didn't like that school girl uniform, so I don't think he'd like that very much either. I guess I could just ask him..."
B: (Ryuichi) "Spam! Spam, spam, spam! Spam is in a can! Spam! Do you want some spam, Kumagoro?"
(Ryuichi in a Kumagoro bunny voice) "yes, Ryu-kun! I love spam!"
"I'm home, Yuki!" Shuichi opened the front door and walked in, laden with groceries.
"Finally! What took you so damn long! I'm starving!"
"Oh, well Ryuichi wanted to see the Christmas lights-,"
"YOU WERE WITH MY RYUICHI! YOU SLUT! WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME ALONG TOO! WANTED HIM ALL TO YOURSELF, HUH! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, YOU BASTARD!"
"What the-Tatsuha? What the hell are you doing here! Where's Yuki?"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU TWO! I'M TRYING TO WORK!"
"YUKI! WHY'S TATSUHA HERE? I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE ALL ALONE TONIGHT!"
"YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME LIVING HERE, YOU TRAITOR!"
"LIVING! SINE WHEN DO YOU LIVE HERE!"
"SINCE NOW!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Yuki's voice rang throughout the house, silencing the two bickering idiots in a heartbeat. "God, you two will be the end of me!"
"Yuki!" Shuichi threw himself into his lover's arms, nearly knocking him down, and began to whine. "Is Tatsuha really living here! What's going on!"
"Go away! Your stupid voice is annoying me!" Yuki attempted to push Shuichi away, but he was holding on too tightly. "Bugger off!"
"No! Tell me what's going on here!"
"FINE! Tatsuha needed a place to stay for a few weeks so I'm letting him live here until he finds an apartment! Now get off me so I can get something to eat!" Yuki finally managed to pry Shuichi from his waist and walked into the kitchen to get some dinner.
"So how long are you planning on staying here, Tatsuha?" Shuichi led the young monk into the living room so Yuki could have some space. (Of course now they're getting along '--)
"Probably around two or three weeks at the most. But I'll definitely be out of here by the 25th."
"Hey, Tatsuha," Shuichi motioned for the teen to come closer. "Do you know what Yuki might want for Christmas?" he whispered.
"HA! That's a good one, Shuichi!"
"Shh! Keep it down, you idiot!"
"Sorry, I wasn't expecting that. But seriously, though? Man, you're asking the wrong guy! Just get him some booze, I guess. Or you could buy yourself some lingerie and dress up for him. I know I'd like that from Sakuma-san(evil thought)."
"No, no. K already suggested that. I want to get him something special, you know?"
"Good luck with that! My brother doesn't get enjoyment out of anything! Well, except you, I suppose..."
"What are you two whispering about? If you want food then I suggest you get your asses up her and get some." Yuki placed a few plates of food on the table and sat down. He was shortly joined by a ravenous Tatsuha and Shuichi.
Most of the eating was done in silence, but a few words were exchanged here and there.
"So, where am I gonna sleep? You got a room far from yours, bro? I don't want to wake up to any...unpleasant noises." Tatsuha shuddered at the thought.
"There's a room at the far end of the hall. That's where Shuichi hides out sometimes, though, so it's probably cluttered with his shit."
"It's not shit! That's where I keep all of my music stuff! Just don't touch anything, Tatsuha! I have everything right where want it!"
"Yeah, whatever. I won't touch anything."
When they finally finished eating, Tatsuha grabbed his stuff and went to his new room and Yuki and Shuichi went into theirs. Yuki pulled off his shirt and slipped into some pajamas pants, and laughed under his breath when he noticed that Shuichi was watching him. He picked up a pillow and flung it at the pink-haired vocalist.
"What are you looking at, you little pervert?"
"Nothing. Shuichi smiled and turned away, changing into a t-shirt and some boxers. He turned around and saw that he was being watched now. "What are you looking at?" He jumped onto the bed next to Yuki and laid his head down on his muscular chest. He flinched when he felt Yuki's hand on his head, but relaxed again when he felt his fingers start to play with his hair.
"Yuki?"
"Hmm?"
"What do you want for Christmas?"
"Nothing."
"Don't lie! There has to be something you want!"
"Yeah, for you to shut up for once."
"Come, on! Why do you always have to ruin it? Seriously, what do you want?"
"I'm not a big holiday guy. Just get me plowed and I'll be fine." (Getting plowed means getting drunk for those of you who didn't know)
"You're so difficult, you know that?" Shuichi began to play with a hole on his shirt.
"How so? I think I'm pretty easy to please. At least it doesn't cost anything to keep me entertained, unlike some people."
"I was waiting for that game to come out forever! I don't spend that much money on myself!"
"Yeah, that's why you're in debt, right? Just drop it. I'm going to sleep." Yuki rolled over and fell into a deep slumber.
"But I want to get you something, Yuki!"
"Zzzz..."
"ARE YOU ASLEEP ALREADY! DO I BORE YOU THAT MUCH!"
"SHUT UP, SHUICHI! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!"
"GO TO HELL, TATSUHA!" Shuichi crawled under the blankets close to Yuki, slowly drifting away into dreamland.
the next day, Hiro invited Shuichi to go Christmas shopping with him. They only had eighteen days left, so they had to hurry before all the good stuff was gone.
"Ok, so I need to buy for you, Yuki, K, Fujusaki, Noriko, Ryuichi, Tatsuha, and my family..." Shuichi was examine the jewelry: he was planning on getting his mom and his sister bracelets with their names engraved on them.
"And I need to buy for you, Ayaka, Fujisaki, my family, and I guess I should probably get something for K, too, seeing that he keeps us from getting mobbed by fans pretty much everyday..."
"Oooh! Ayaka-chan? What are you going to get for her?" Shuichi gave Hiro a sly look and nudged him in his side. "Gonna buy her a ring?" he teased.
"Actually, yeah." Hiro started to blush and quickly turned away before Shuichi could notice.
"REALLY! Does this mean...Mrs. Ayaka Nakano! Hiro, you dog! Congratulations!"
"Don't congratulate me yet, I haven't asked her anything! I just figured...you know..."
"You just figured that since you two have been dating for three years and that you're pretty much obsessed with the girl, and she's pretty much obsessed with you, you might as well ask her to marry you, right? And on Christmas day, too How romantic!" Shuichi was starting to get all giddy and excited, which was causing them to get curious looks from the curious passer-by.
"Shh! Shuichi, you're going to blow our cover! Do you really think she's obsessed with me?'
"Of course! Do you see how wobbly her knees get every time she's around you? and when you're not around, she blushes every time she hears you name! She totally obsessed with you! Anyone with eyes could see that she's waiting for you to ask her! Wow, this is gonna be so cool! I'm your best man, right?"
"No, actually I was gonna ask Yuki-san, seeing that it's all thanks to him that we met in the first place."
"What! But you don't even like Yuki!"
"Of course you're my best man, you idiot! What kind of friend would I be if I gave away your spot? You give me too little credit, Shu-chan. So, should I get something simple, or something really elegant?" Hiro began examining the rings under the glass window.
"No, way! Don't get something too fancy! Get something...I dunno, kinda moderate. Like a gold band with a diamond. No! A silver ring with three diamonds! Like that one over there!" The two friends spent the next hour looking at each individual ring, trying to decide which one would be best suited for Ayaka's finger.
"Will that be all, sir?" That cashier rang up the price of the ring.
"Yes, mam."
"Your total is 595,000 yen, sir. Have a nice day!" The cashier placed the box containing the ring into a small bag and handed it to Hiro.
"Come on, Hiro, let's go pick out a gun for K."
"Hiro? Hiroshi Nakano-kun from Bad Luck? Oh my God, look! It's Hiroshi and Shuichi! Can I have your autographs!"
"RUN!" Hiro and Shuichi ran as a mob of fans quickly gathered around the jewelry counter, frantically searching for their idols.
"THERE THEY ARE!" One girl spotted the two running out into the bust mall. The mob began to chase them, but lost them almost immediately as they disapeared into the crowd.
"That-was close." Shuichi and Hiro had dodged into Suyogoru's Gaming and tried to look as if they were normal civilians looking for the newest version of FINAL FANTASY.
"One of the down sides of being famous. Come on, Shuichi. Let's get out of here before they spot us again."
"Hey! Shuichi-kun! Over here!" Shuichi turned around to find Mika running up to him, dragging a harassed-looking Tohma behind her.
"Mika-san! Seguchi, sir! What are you guys doing here?"
"Same thing you are, dumb ass! We're Christmas shopping!"
B: "Hello, Nakano-san. Funny seeing you here!"
"I know, what a coinkidink, huh?"
"Hey, do you guys know what Yuki-san might want for Christmas? Shuichi over here has been going nuts for the past few days."
"Sorry, we've been strictly forbidden by my brother from the purchase of any holiday items," Mika said in a monotonous tone. She motioned for Shuichi to come closer so Hiro and Tohma couldn't hear what she was about to tell him.
"But you could always buy some lingerie for yourself and dress up for him. That's what I was planning on doing for Tohma-kun," she whispered.
"Why does everyone keep suggesting that? I'm telling you, he won't like it! And aren't you banned from 'playing around' with your husband while you're pregnant?"
"Dammit! I forgot about that. Oh well...back to the drawing board."
"What are you two saying over there?" Tohma ventured over to the 'forbidden area' to try and hear what Mika and Shuichi were whispering about.
"Well, I guess we'll see you two around! Come on, Tohma! Let's go look at the baby clothes!" And with that, Mika dragged her husband away towards the other stores in the mall, leaving Hiro and Shuichi to finish up their shopping.
"What did she say to you?"
"Let's go get some ice cream!" Shuichi quickly changed the subject and dragged his friend off to Dairy Queen for some food.
four hours later...
"Thanks for the ride, Hiro!" Shuichi got out of Hiroshi's car with his numerous bags of presents and began to walk up to his front door.
"Hey, no problem! See you at the studio tomorrow!" Hiro waved good-bye and drove off back to his apartment.
"Yuki! Yuki, are you here?" Shuichi walked into the house and was greeted by complete silence. "I guess he went out..." He carried the presents into his other room, and walked in on Tatsuha eating some rice and watching his favorite Nittle Grasper video.
"AAAHHH!" Tatsuha dropped his food and fell onto the floor. "GOD DAMMIT! Man, you have GOT to stop doing that! You scared the shit out of me!"
"Oh, sorry! I keep forgetting that you're here." Shuichi walked over to the closet and put his stuff on the floor.
"Where's Yuki? Did he go out?"
"I don't know. I just got home a few minutes ago. Probably ran out of cigarettes or something." Tatsuha bent down and cleaned up the mess of rice that littered the floor.
"Well, since he's out I guess I'll be making dinner tonight!"
Tatsuha: "Hello? Pizza Hut?"
"I can cook! Just wait and see! I'm going to make your taste buds water! I just need to change real quick and I'll show you how good I am!"
Tatsuha: "Yes, I'd like to order three large pepperoni pizzas." Shuichi walked over to the wall and unplugged the phone and ran to Yuki's room. But when he opened the door, he came upon a disturbing sight.
"Hey, Shuichi! What are you-whoa...that's just wrong."
Shuichi had opened the door to find Yuki lying asleep in bed. Lying right next to him, hugging him as if he were a teddy bear, was Tohma Seguchi.
DUN DUN DUH! Yuki cheated on Shuichi with Tohma! What a sneaky conniving bastard! What will Shuichi do? Ha, im so evil but if you guys think I'm evil now, wait until you read the next chapter! I'll put it up as long as you guys review and promise that you won't hate me and you wont stop reading the story after the next chapter it gets really dramatic but I swear it'll get better!
595,000 yen$500