Teen Titans meet Harry Potter: Season 2
Wow guys, I haven't done double chapters since about 2 years ago. A sign of good updating to come that'll make you very happy.
Oh, and did anyone notice that the Death Eaters in the new HP movie look like Slipknotters? What with the long nose and masks.
By the way, I'm not in Slipknot and I didn't create the song I am Hated.
Chapter 18
The group, I shall call Golden Titans for the hell of it went into the Forbidden Forest. Why? Because there's always weird ass shit in the Forbidden Forest, and secrets too.
"RAVEN? WHERE ARE YOU?" asked Robin.
"RAVEN! SEX IS GOOD!" cried Beast Boy.
"Shut the fuck Beast Boy," said Terra. "RAVEN YOU'RE A HOE!"
"IF RAVEN HEARD THAT RAVEN WOULD OF KICKED YOUR PUSSY ASS!" screamed Cyborg.
"SNAPE! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU BITCH?" screamed Umbridge.
"INCEST! VAGINA! SEX! PENISE! REPRODUCTION SYSTEM! EGG CELLS! SPERM! CLEAVAGE!" screamed Blood. The Golden Titans looked at him oddly.
"Blood, are you having an erection right now?" asked Hermione.
"Yup!" cried Blood. "And I sense Snape."
"Told you bitches he could sense Snape whenever he has an erection," said Hermione.
"He's in hell and he's in a load of pleasure right now," said Blood.
"OH SHIT!" cried Umbridge. "Take us to hell!"
"I think not," a familiar voice had spoken. It was Slade, and with him was Zack.
"This boy here was to have sex and get Raven pregnant, BUT HE FUCKING DIDN'T!" cried Slade.
"He was created because I was obsessed with Zexion last year!" cried Nikki.
"LIES!" cried Zack.
"It's true, but now I have a new hottie," said Nikki.
"Nikki. Nobody gives a fuck it doesn't change the fact that you suck," sung Robin in a Slipknot voice.
"Whatever. Just, whatever," said Nikki.
"SO NOW ZACK MUST SEX UP A VIRGIN OR ELSE YOU BITCHES AIN'T GOING TO HELL!" cried Slade.
Everyone looked at Nikki.
"Oh fine, just so we can get this shit over with it," said Nikki.
(Incase you guys are wondering, I'm a virgin, dammit. And I'm certainly not a whore/hoe/bitch because I'm 12. So there. Anyone who calls me that will get a bitch slap, or get a dictionary thrown at.)
So the sexing was over, and the Golden Titans found themselves in Hell, were they saw Death Eaters.
"The world is my enemy- and I'm a walking target," sung a Death Eater. They were playing Slipknot.
"Two times the devil with all the significance," sung a Death Eater.
The song continued as the group walked through the firey pits of hell, looking for their lost friends.
Dragged and raped for the love of a mob
I can't stay - because I can't be stopped
They watched as they saw Angels fighting Devils, a clash between Heaven and Hell.
"Where the fuck are they?" asked Umbridge.
Eat motherfuckers alive who cross us
I know you're all tired of the same ol' bosses
Then, they saw Dumbledore.
"DUMBLEDORE! OUR GRAND BITCH!" cried Ron.
"Hey bitches! I'm fighting for Heaven!" cried Dumbledore.
"Just drop out of the damn war and come back to Hogwarts with us," said Robin.
"NO CHANCE IN HELL!" cried Dumbledore.
"We are in hell, dumbass," said Hermione.
"Yeah Hermione!" cried Starfire.
Let me tell you how it's gonna be
I'm gonna kill anyone who steps up in front of me
"Minerva misses you. I'm sure you miss her great sex," said Umbridge.
"Oh fine, just because of the sex," said Dumbledore. Dumbledore then turned into flesh.
"Let's continue on, bitches," said Robin.
Welcome to the same ol' fucking scam
Same ol' shit in a dead fad
As they walked, they saw Harry on the floor.
"HARRY!" cried Ron as he bent down over to him.
"Ron? Snape killed you too?" asked Harry.
"No dude, we came here in hell for Dumbledore, you, and Raven because Snape kidnapped her," said Starfire.
"Oh shit! LET'S GO KICK SNAPE'S ASS!" cried Harry as he jumped up.
Everybody wants to be so hard
Are you real or a second rate sports card?
They all lost their dad or their wife just died
They never got to go outside - SHUT UP
"Yeah Harry! Let's kick Potion Master ass," said Umbridge. The Golden Titans continued to walk in hell.
Nobody gives a fuck
it doesn't change the fact that you suck
Just then, dementors appeared.
"Oh great, more shit," said Starfire. Starfire then started firing starbolts at them.
Soon enough, the dementors were gone.
"BITCHES!" cried God's almighty voice.
"Oh shit," said Dumbledore.
"RAVEN IS AT LEVEL 9 OF HELL!" cried God.
"Thanks god, you kick ass," said Terra.
"Oh, and Snape's sexing her up and I sense the Trigon rising. Hurry up bitches," said God in a low voice, because the flames of hell were rumbling.
(We are) The anti-cancer
(We are) The only answer
Stripped down, we want you dead
But what's inside of me, you'll never know
(We are) Bipolar gods
(We are) You know what we are
My life was always shit
And I don't think I need this anymore
They then started running to Hell's staircase, and started walking down the stairs. It seemed to be colder this time around. A dark creepy ass seductive female voice said: LEVEL 2: Where the people that spent their life in lust are.
However, there was no 3rd floor to go up to, so they went to this level. There, there was a lot of painful sexing going around and the people wanted to stop.
"This sucks, having to watch people moan in pain," said Blood.
Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool
But I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud - so fuck you
Standing out is the new pretension
Sreamline the (sic)ness, half-assed aggression
You gotta see it to believe it, we all got conned
All the mediocre sacred cows we spawne
Put your trust in the mission
We will not repent - this is our religion
And so they walked through this level of hell, until they reached a staircase, they then started going up two flights up.
LEVEL 4: The Suicides
(We are) The anti-cancer
(We are) The only answer
Stripped down, we want you dead
But what's inside of me, you'll never know
(We are) Bipolar gods
(We are) You know what we are
My life was always shit
And I don't think I need this anymore
The suicides were crying as they were in their own hell, Blood watched with boredom.
"Dammit bitches! You gave up and killed yourself just because your life was shit! You believed the bastards you hated and hated you. You gave up, and you're in hell for your selfish reasons. Think of the people who are crying over you, dammit," said Blood. Soon, a lot of the suicides went up to heaven.
I AM HATED
YOU ARE HATED
WE ARE HATED
"I got that from May Dreams may come, well I think that was the title," said Blood.
"Well, let's just go," said Harry.
Everything sucks and I can prove it
Everybody dies, shuffle on, remove it
Individuals, indispensable
I'm the paradox deity vessel
...the other side holds no secret
But this side is done, I don't need it
Before you go, you should know you're breaking down
You'll be rotten by the time you're underground
They then found themselves in level 6 of hell. The city like hell were people never learned how to appreciate their life.
"I wouldn't mind going to this hell," said Hermione.
"Yeah, but there's a lot of player hating going on," said Terra.
"See Terra? Forgive Raven or else you'll be a player hater," said Dumbledore.
"Listen to Dumbledore's wise words," said Umbridge.
(We are) The anti-cancer
(We are) The only answer
Stripped down, we want you dead
But what's inside of me, you'll never know
(We are) Bipolar gods
(We are) You know what we are
My life was always shit
And I don't think I need this anymore
They soon found themselves at Level 7, the level where all the seers and prophetic dudes are.
"Why the fuck is it a sin to know the future?" asked Beast Boy.
"No damn idea, let's just move on dammit."
They then were in Level 9, a very cold dark like hell. There, they saw four red glowing eyes.
(We Are) The source of conscience
(We Are) Distorted sentients
There's only one thing left
And I can't leave until it's sated
(We Are) The absolute
(We Are) Controlling you
They're closing in, I can't escape
I AM HATED
End of Chapter 18