Ok this is the first installment of my new series of song-oneshots. Each one is a new song of a couple. No arguing on the couples and i will accept requests of songs and maybe cuoples if i like them. The rating might change as the series goes on.

The title says most of it. This is purely crack and some yaoi, so don't like, don't read. Better explanation inside. Updates should come faster...

this is a brief poem hinata made for naruto before he went away with jiraiya.hinanaru

Naruto's listening to 'Why Should I Worry' on his ipod. when his friends join him and have fun. Just for fun, no plot line.

Naruto gets in trouble at school. How will Minato punish him? Take's place in an alternative universe! The forth is still alive and he's feeling frisky tonight! Rated M for a reason! MinaNaru! INCEST CPL! Don't Like Don't read! Hardcore lemon! NO FLAMING!

CRACK. AU. SasuSakuIta. In which Sakura hates phallic symbols, and Sasuke finds himself in a spot of trouble.

This is a Neji Tenten story. Neji and Tenten take a day off from training and Neji has a discussion with his inner self. we all know where this is heading. please read and review.

Gaara's Christmas party was incredibly boring - so much so that he almost welcomed the sight of Konoha's Rock Lee...almost. Gaa/Lee, Fluff, with slightly drunk!Gaara and very drunk but not to the point of Drunken Fist!Lee. A present for Theriza. ONESHOT.

ON PERMANENT HIATUS. DO NOT REVIEW.

Deidara has a few 'problems', can Dr. Akasuna fix them, or will they destroy them both. AU warning:Dark, Childabuse, rape, drug abuse, suicide, maybe gore later on IDK characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto

It's a war in which they're allies, both wanting to fight for the enemy. Multiple pairings, yaoi, and dark themes - be warned

Sakura has been living alone in the shadows since she felt that somehow, her and Sasuke's relationship had no meaning. And ever since, Sasuke has hated her with pure venom.. for what? SasuKarin, 1-sided NaruSaku, 1-sided SasuSaku.

Pain and Konan are members of the crimnal group Akatsuki . Konan has been sick for a few days . What is making her sick and how will they react to it ? Please read and review ! Leave review if you wish for a sequel !

It's the summer before senior year! So Sakura decided to go on a road trip to visit her home town Koshigawa, her father, and her childhood friends Sasuke & Naruto. But Sakura isn't the only one who's grown.

She just really wanted a daughter to put the stupid dress and bonnet on. But no, she kept having sons. So she settled for the next best thing.

Uchiha Sasuke, un estudiante de preparatoria es expulsado de su anterior escuela a causa de un insidente, un nuevo año escolar comiensa y este se encuentra con una serie de encuentros y sucesos que lo cambiaran de por vida.// SasuSaku.

This is a sequel to my story When Sasuke finds out Itachi's gay. Enjoy!

Se dio cuenta que la queria... pero primero tenia que invitarla a salir... SAKUXSASU Primer fic, pero vale la pena... leanlo...

After a mission of two months Sakura came back to her home,christmas is near and she wants to spend it with her friends,What happens when she find someone added to the picture? Sasu/Saku

The Kunoichi of the Leaf aren't happy when their boyfriends tell them they have contracts to sign. Oh no, not happy at all.

SEQUEAL to A Happily Ever After, Wrong!Our favorite couples are as happy as ever, but when a challenge arises, old enemies are back for revenge, friendships and relationships would be tested to the limit. The big question is, will there still be love?

Who really thought that being a good samaritan could get me into so much trouble? AkatsukixOc Rated for Hidan

In which the terms love and hate are mixed together, and it takes Deidara a while to realize he is confusing the two of them. TobiDei, drabble.

Es una tierna y sencilla historia sobre como la noche más especial del año, cierto rubio, la pasa acompañado por primera vez en su vida.

Hum..................the tittle says it T for language