Teen Titans meet Harry Potter: Season 2

Dammit, I'm pissed guys. I keep fuckin' failing my math class, and this is the year that counts for highschool. I used to be good at math, I'm very pissed right now at school and all the immaturity that goes on there, and I'm depressed 'cuz the guy I like seems not to like me. Oh boo hoo, pre-teen angst.

Chapter 19

"RAVEN!" cried Harry as Raven was on the floor with clothes on.

"Harry?" asked Raven.

"Did Snape had have hot sex with you?" asked Umbridge.

"No," said Raven.

"THANK GOD!" cried Umbridge.

"Happy times, bitches!" cried Dumbledore as he handed Umbridge a beer.

"Okay, so now what?" asked Raven.

"WE FIND SNAPE!" cried Blood.

"Yeah!" cried Terra.

"But Raven, Terra called you a ho while we were looking for you," said Cyborg.

"I'll fucking deal you later bitch!" cried Raven as she walked towards a path out, however when she touched the beginning of that path she was sent flying away from the path and Trigon's four eyes were that.

"Oh shit!" said Blood.

Then, from the four eyes appeared a human sized Trigon.

"Holy shit! Dad!" cried Blood as he went away with Raven and hugged her.

"BITCHES!" cried Trigon. "I SHALL RISE AND SIRE YOU BITCHES!"

"NO!" cried Harry.

"THEN SUFFER!"

Trigon then started running towards Harry, which Harry cast the Crucio curse on him but it had no affect on Trigon. Harry then was sent to where Raven was, bleeding.

"HOLY SHIT! THAT BITCH IS POWEFRUL!" cried Dumbledore.

"YOU CAN NOT DESTROY ME BITCHES!" cried Trigon. He then walked towards Raven.

"Well, matter can not be destroyed or created," said Starfire.

"Damn, Starfire knows her science," said Beast Boy.

"Like you know any," said Cyborg.

"Shut the fuck up Gaybot," said Beast Boy.

"Whatever you say Garfield," said Cyborg.

"I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MATTER!" cried Trigon. "FEAR MY FURY!" He then, with his balls shot out a lazar beam.

"Whoa, his sperm is a powerful lazar beam?" asked Robin.

"We must run bitches!" cried Starfire.

Raven then stood up.

"We can't run, I can't run away from my destiny," said Raven.

"Raven, there's no time for dramatic sci-fi shit!" exclaimed Terra.

"Oh, there's plenty of time," said another voice. It was cloaked person that stood on the way out.

"Yes indeed," said Trigon, as he shapeshifted to a cloaked figure as well. "Plenty of time."

"I HATE THIS SHIT!" cried Umbridge.

"COOTER!" cried Blood as he got naked.

"Die!" said the Trigon Poser. (I'm giving them names, the guy who posed as Trigon earlier in this chapter is Trigon Poser, or TP. The other cloaked guy is Mysterious Dude, or MD.)

"Vagina power!" cried MD.

"CLEAVAGE POWER!" cried Umbridge as she unleashed her mighty cleavage, MD gasped in awe.

"Boob slap!" cried Terra as she then slapped MD with her boobs.

MD then fell down, defeated.

"YAY FOR CLEAVAGE!" cried Harry as he grabbed TP's wang, and then kicked it.

TP then started running towards Raven.

"POWER TO THE CAMEL TOE! YEAH!" Raven then showed off her camel toe, and TP fell down dead.

"Well, that was easy," said Robin.

"Let's go now dammit," said Terra.

"Wait! What about Snape? I want to kick his pussy ass," said Umbridge.

"Fuck Snape, he'll be burning up in hell," said Terra. "LET'S GO I NEED TO CHANGE MY TAMPON! PAAAIIIIINNNNN!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" screamed Raven.

"You shut the fuck up bitch!" Terra snapped at Raven like a vagina that had just experienced a very painful sex. (Did you guys know that when you have sex for the first time gals/girls/women/females, that your hymen is still there. It's just that 'la penise/penis tears it apart, so in the 2nd sex it'll be there a little. So, painful sex for some of you women/girls/females.)

Oh, and I did a lot of looking up in puberty at wikipedia.

"Let's finish this right now bitch!" cried Raven.

"BRING IT ON PUSSY!" cried Terra, she then bitch slapped Raven.

"CAMEL TOE SWIPE!" cried Raven as her powers came out of her vagina choking Terra.

"FUCK YOU!" cried Terra. Terra then fired a rock at Raven who then fell down.

"STOP!" cried Beast Boy. "We're in fucking hell right now god dammit. I fucking want out of this shithole right now. So if you're going to fucking fight you god damn fucking bitches then we're gonna leave you to BURN IN HELL GOD DAMMIT!"

With that, they started walking out of hell.

End of Chapter 20