Let's get this shit over with; there are only 6 chapters left. Oh, and the song is from Slipknot. God damn you sometimes ffnet.

Chapter 20

When they reached the 6 level of hell, more Slipknot music could be heard.

8.7.6.6.6.5.4.3.2.1.

"Shit, more music shit," said Robin.

"Robin! FUCK THE MUSIC!" cried Starfire.

"YEAH! FUCK THE MUSIC!" cried Blood.

"Yeah, fuck the music bitches," said a familiar voice.

"Oh great, more shit I have to deal with. My life is shit," sobbed Umbridge.

"Oh, but it wasn't when you had great sex," said the same familiar voice.

A shadow appeared in front of them.

"Cleavage power, dammit," it said again.

"Who the fuck are you?" asked Blood.

"Someone you know," said the shadow.

"Like who?" asked Robin.

I'm a pop star threat, and I'm not dead yet
Got a super dread bet with an angel drug head
Like a dead beat winner, I want to be a sinner
An idolized bang for the industry killer
A hideous man that you don't understand
Throw a suicide party and I'm guaranteed to fucking snap
It's evilsonic, it's pornoholic

"Oh you know," said the shadow.

"Come on! Tell us!" said Blood; he had a smile on his face.

"NO! DAMMIT!" exclaimed the shadow very loud.

"Please!" begged Umbridge, as she showed off her cleavage.

"If you keep the heat burning in my heart my mind will undergo a separation and I will rape your reputation," said the shadow.

"ENIGMA!" cried Starfire, she hid behind Robin. "Enigmas turn me on. They're so sexy."

"I have no idea who the fuck you are, but you're gonna turn on Starfire! AND DAMMIT! I do not want that shit happening because I went through a whole lot of shit with her! Like we dreamt that she was pregnant and she gave birth and Minerva died," said Robin.

"Um… interesting you silly little fellow with traffic lights," said the shadow.

"Hmmm," said Blood. "Do have a big wang?"

"What the fuck kind of question is that, bitch?" asked the shadow.

"I know someone who is dead with a big wang," said Blood. "And dammit, girls loved that wang."

"I know, that wang, whenever I saw it, placed a smile on my face," said Umbridge.

Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wanna be

If you're 555, then I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, then I'm 666
(What's it like to be a heretic?)
If you're 555, then I'm 666
(What's it like to be a heretic?)

"Um, yeah. I'm the guy with the big wang," said the shadow.

"SNAPE!" cried Blood, he got naked and slapped the shadow's wang with his wang.

"SNAPE! MY SEXINESS!" cried Umbridge as she showed off her cleavage.

"Whoa, nice cleavage," commented the shadow. "But, I'm not Snape."

"Slade?" asked Robin. "You're good at rhyming and making cool ass evil lines."

"No, I'm not Slade dammit!" cried the shadow.

"THEN WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU DAMMIT BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T TELL ME I WILL CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF AND FUCKING FEED IT TO YOUR DOG GOD DAMMIT!" screamed Umbridge.

"Here's a hint: 666," said the shadow.

"Satan!" cried Blood.

"Yes, it is I, Satan, seeker of darkness," said Satan with a dark sinister cool bitching voice that makes girls erotic.

"Whoa," said Nikki. "Let's have sex, Satan."

"No, I do not sex up little girls," said Satan.

"Damn, I would have had sex twice today," she muttered. Nikki then gave the middle finger at Satan.

Everybody's so infatuated
Everybody's so completely sure of what we are
Everybody defamates from miles away
But face to face, they haven't got a thing to say
I bleed for this and I bleed for you
You look at my face like I'm somebody new
TOY-nobody wants anything I've got
Which is fine, because you're made of
Everything-I'm-NOT

"Same over here, I would have had sex a thousand times today. It's just bitching seeing all these hot naked women, sexy men, and cute kittens I hump on," said Satan. "But when you're older I'll sex you up."

"Okay, call me when I'm 20," said Nikki.

Blood looked around.

"What the fuck was that about?" asked Blood.

"Shut the fuck up," said Umbridge.

"I thought we were a sex couple, Umbridge," said Blood.

"But Snape will always be my sexiness," said Umbridge.

"Aww, this is a cute committed relationship," said Starfire, tears were in her eyes.

"Okay, cute and all but can we just fucking get to the point?" asked Satan.

"Sure, tell us why the fuck you stopped us," said Robin.

If you're 555, then I'm 666
If you're 555, I'm 666
If you're 555, then I'm 666
(What's it like to be a heretic?)
If you're 555, then I'm 666
(What's it like to be a heretic?)

"Okay. Raven, daddy's coming," said Satan.

"God dammit, that's my sexy line," said Raven.

"Sexier when I said it though," said Blood as he had a grin on his face, just then, something in hell exploded.

"BLOOD!" snapped Raven. "I fucking told you a million times in the past not to blow up things!"

"BUT I LIKE BLOWING UP THINGS! ESPECIALLY GANGSTERS!" screamed Blood.

"WHATEVER! YOU JUST CAUSED SHIT IN HELL!" screamed Raven back.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Satan's mighty voice could be heard through out all of hell, and he was looked at by the Golden Titans.

30 seconds, 16, 8, 4, lemme tell you why
I haven't the slightest, I'm teaching your brightest
They're listening, clamoring
All the money in the world can't buy
GO AHEAD LIE TO ME
tell me again how your tortured,
I wanna know how you followed your orders so well
You're full of SHIT
You had a dream but this ain't it

The singing then stopped, it was quiet in hell. Then suddenly, it was a cold day in hell.

"Hell just froze over," said Nikki. "Holy shit."

"I SAID SILENCE GOD DAMMIT YOU FUCKERS OF THE FUCKING FUCK FUCKERS FUCKING THE FUCKER OF THE GRAND FUCKER!" screamed Satan.

Everyone stared at awe in Satan and his incredible cursing skills.

"LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT! When TRIGON ARISES YOU MUST COME TO ME RAVEN! THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO DESTROY HIM! AND WATCH OUT FOR THIS CRAZY ASS GROUP! THEY LIKE TO WANK ABOUT CHEESE DAMMIT!" Satan said, and then disappeared.

"Hot damn, that was loud," said Raven.

"Well, let's just keep on going dammit," said Blood.

End of Chapter 20