Holy shit guys, it's been over a year since COM has been released. It reminds me of all the times I drooled over Zexion, but now I found a new sexiness that is real and I can hug him; for real. Then again I get angry like shit with him like I am right fucking now.

Chapter 21

The door out of hell was in front of them, they looked at with happy faces.

"Fucking finally we can leave this shit hole that's been tearing me," said Robin as he threw the game Max Payne for the PS2 in the air.

"You 'ought to stop playing that game," said Starfire. "It's making me wet." Robin then gave a huge grin from this, and started making out with Starfire.

"Bitches! I do not want to see you guys make out like the shit in front of me. It's making me wet," said Umbridge.

"Well, we can have an orgy here in hell," stated Blood sexily. "How does that sound?"

"Yeah! First I'm a 12 year old that lost my virginity strangely enough to a Zexion looking guy, and then I have an orgy in hell! All in one day! HELL YEAH!" cried Nikki as she started stripping.

"Nicole, put your clothes back on; it's already bad seeing a 12 year old hump on another 12 year old," said Raven.

"Damn," Nikki groaned as she placed her clothes back on.

"I was so damn close," said Blood.

"Tut tut tut. Teenage boys and their urges for sex," said Umbridge.

"DO NOT DENY THE SEXY SEX WE HAD THE OTHER DAY UMBRIDGE!" cried Blood as he danced around.

Raven, annoyed like hell grabbed Harry and started running towards the way out. "LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU GOD DAMN HIPPIES!" The two of them then walked out of hell, and everyone else followed.

Meanwhile back at Hogwarts

"Vagina rangers!" cried Minerva as she barged into the common room. The fellow remaining vagina rangers that were there, Malchior, Adonis, and the alien dog jumped up and looked at her.

"There are these Unknown Posse dudes that have come to attack us! I need you bitches to fight them!" cried Minerva as she danced sexily.

"Oh you got it Minerva!" the Vagina rangers cried, and they barged out of the common room into the grounds of Hogwarts. There they saw all these bitches in black cloaks.

"Where is Cleavage Woman?" they asked.

"She's in hell," said Malchior.

"Raven the sexy half demon?" they asked once more.

"In Hell as well," said Malchior.

"How the fuck do you know?" they asked again.

"I'm a wizard, bitch!" Malchior exclaimed as he got naked.

"Ew wangs!" the Unknown Posse cried.

"THE POWER OF THE WANG COMPELS YOU DAMMIT!" Malchior screamed; the other vagina rangers got naked as well.

"Nasty wangs!" cried the Unknown Posse.

"Shut the fuck up," said alien dog as he started humping on one of the Unknown Posse.

"AHHH!" cried one of the Unknown Posse biatches as he died from the sexiness.

Adonis gave a thumb up from this shit.

"Yeah baby! THIS IS THE END OF EVERYTHING! YOU ARE THE END OF EVERYTHING!" he sang in a Slipknot voice.

"Nikki has to stop listening to Slipknot," muttered Malchior as he streaked along through the Unknown Posse bitches.

"WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SAY! BUT YOU CAN NOT KILL WHAT YOU DID NOT CREATE!" screamed Nikki from far away.

"Holy shit, how did she know?" asked Malchior.

"Stop fucking asking questions and kick some pussy ass! BITCH!" cried the alien dog.

"Did you just call me a bitch, 'nigga?" asked Malchior.

"Bring it on, wizard dude!" cried the alien dog as he started humping Malchior.

All the dead Unknown Posse members came back to life from this bestiality.

"BITCHES! The dead people came back to life," said Adonis as he gave the middle finger to the animal/wizard sex that was going on.

Suddenly, Adonis got horny from this, and made this a three way bestiality sex.

The Unknown Posse taped this gay threesome with a wizard, a talking dog, and a loser dude with fake muscles.

"Fucking wack," said Voldemort as he appeared all of the sudden.

The Unknown Posse members raised the WTF flag.

"That's right! I'm back bitches and I have JKR with me!" Voldemort then showed underneath his cloak, JKR. "AND IF YOU BITCHES BOW DOWN TO ME, I WON'T KILL YOU AND THE END OF EVERYTHIHG WON'T COME!"

"But wait! Nikki created us," said the Unknown Posse.

Suddenly Nikki, Raven, and Harry came to the Hogwarts grounds, tired as shit.

"Uh…." Voldemort quickly grabbed Nikki and pointed his wang- I mean wand at her head.

"OH SHIT! Help me bitches!" exclaimed Nikki.

"No, you remind me of the president's daughter, Ashely Graham, right now," said Raven.

"GOD DAMN YOU RE4 AND YOUR ADDICTIVNESS!" screamed Nikki.

"NOW BOW DOWN TO ME BITCHES OR YOU'LL DISAPPEAR!" cried Voldemort.

The Unknown Posse then bowed down.

"YOU OTHER BITCHES HERE! BOW DOWN!" screamed Voldemort.

Harry then bowed down, Raven rolled her eyes.

"Dude, you think killing off the bitches that created us will destroy us?" asked Raven. "Oh and if this supposed killing our creators will destroy us…. Killing JKR will destroy you too. Oh yeah. YOU CAN NOT KILL WHAT YOU DID NOT CREATE."

"GOD DAMN YOU SLIPKNOT! GOD DAMN YOU!" Voldemort, using his 'one' powers flew off.

"Holy shit… is Mr. Riddle the one?" asked Nikki.

"Shut the fuck up," said Raven. "We have bitches to fight now."

"Oh yeah, shit," said Nikki.

"Oh be quiet. Once I fought a bunch of dementors and I kicked their asses. I rule," said Harry.

The Unknown Posse members surrounded them.

"CLEAVAGE POWER!" cried Raven as she showed off her cleavage.

"VAGINA POWER!" cried Nikki as she did sexy poses.

"WANG POWER!" cried Harry as he got naked and started wanking.

"HOLY SHIT I DID NOT KNEW YOU WERE A VAGINA RANGER TOO HARRY!" cried Malchior as he experienced a lot of pleasure in his butt.

Harry gave the o.O look at this, and continued to fight the Unknown Posse.

End of Chapter 21

I was feeling hatred toward my life as I was writing this chapter.