Must. Lighten. Up. My god, four chapters to do before the end of 2005 and rockin' 2006 comes along. The second birthday chapter must be in season 3! Well, if I made four chapters in span of two days for the beginning of the first story of this supposed trilogy, then I can do it before 2006 arises or when ffnet disables uploading.

Chapter 22

Harry fired mad Crucio curses at the Unknown Posse dudes.

Raven was firing her telekinetic swipes at the Unknown Posse while doing some physical fighting Harry thought was sexy.

"Wow Raven you look really sexy right now!" exclaimed Harry, as an Unknown Posse member slapped his ass and Harry fell down from this weirdness.

Raven then shoved her cleavage up that Unknown Posse's face, causing him to explode from the sexiness of the cleavage. She then lifted Harry up.

"We can do this, my love!" encouraged Raven. (This shits corny, I know.)

"Fucking shit, you bitches are corny!" exclaimed Nikki as she kicked one of the Unknown Posse members.

Robin and Starfire then caught up with them.

"We're here bitches!" they cried. Starfire then started showing off her Tamaran cleavage.

"YAY FOR TAMARAN CLEAVAGE! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" screamed Starfire as a wave of destruction hit the Unknown Posse members.

Robin then tried to go Matrix on the Unknown Posse, but he failed. Suddenly the music from the burly brawl in the Matrix Reloaded started playing. (I'm thinking about doing a Matrix Parody)

Suddenly, Chuck Norris appeared in front of Robin.

"What the fuck?" asked Robin.

"Robin. You must do a barrel roll while dodging the Unknown Posse's bullets and say O RLY. It was how Jesus was born. My strength will be with you, Robin," said Chuck Norris.

"I believe in you Chuck Norris! I am the one, bitch," said Robin.

The Unknown Posse then pulled out rocket launchers, and fired at Robin.

"O RLY!" asked Robin as he did a barrel roll, dodging all the rockets.

Suddenly Robin went all glowy and shit as if Mario just got a star. Robin then charged through all the Unknown Posse biatches as he does cool Matrix moves that made Starfire wet.

"OMFG! IS HE THE ONE?" asked Malchior.

"The one with the magic wang?" asked Adonis.

"He must! Then the rap star Neo can go to hell!" cried Malchior.

"Oh my god!" exclaimed the alien dog.

"CHEESE!" screamed Nikki all of the sudden.

"Where the fuck did that come from?" asked Chuck Norris, whose head was then chopped off. Chuck Norris was dead.

"FUUUUUUUCK!" screamed Robin as he grabbed one of the Unknown Posse's butts and kissed it.

"What the fuck?" asked Starfire, she gave Robin the middle finger.

"Come Starfire! Let's have sex," said Robin.

"Okie!" answered Starfire as she and Robin had kinky sex, which destroyed all of the Unknown Posse.

"GOD DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE BUT ME HAVING HOT SEX?" asked Nikki.

"You had your hot sex earlier today," said Raven.

"Wait… how the fuck do you know that, motherfucker?" asked Nikki.

"I CAN READ PEOPLE'S MINDS!" screamed Raven.

"Don't scream, please," said Harry.

"Whatever," replied Raven. They then started making out.

"Damn, where is Zack anyways?" asked Nikki.

Suddenly everyone else came to the Hogwarts Grounds.

"What the fuck happened here?" asked Umbridge.

"I have no damn idea," said Blood.

"WE KICKED PUSSY ASS!" screamed Nikki as she started stripping.

"Put your clothes back on, Nicole!" exclaimed Beast Boy.

"Are you trying to steal my man, bitch?" asked Terra.

"You wanna fight me, bitch?" asked Nikki.

Raven then stepped between them.

"LET'S HAVE A FUCKING FATAL THREE WAY BITCHES!" she screamed as hardcore metal music started playing.

"OH HELL YEAH! LESBIANS!" screamed Blood.

"Shut the fuck up!" cried Umbridge.

"STOOOOOOP!" screamed Harry and Beast Boy. They then started making out.

"HOLY SHIT!" screamed Raven as she pissed in her pants.

"MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKER BITCH FUCK ASS ANAL ORAL BITCH FUCKER WHORE BOY TOY MAN WHORE BITCH FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!" screamed Terra so loud, Ms. Norris died.

"THERE BITCHES! STOP FUCKING FIGHTING OR WE'LL HAVE ASS SEX!" screamed Beast Boy and Harry.

"PUSSY COCK MOTHER FUCKER INCEST FUCKER FATHER FUCKER MOTHER FUCKING HER DAUGHTER GREEN SON OF A BITCH!" screamed Terra again.

"Terra, calm the fuck down!" cried Beast Boy.

"FUCK PUSSY PUSSY FUCK FUCK CLEAVAGE VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER IN MY PUSSY!" screamed Terra.

Raven just stood by Harry, and nodded.

"Sorry Raven, my love for doing that. I just had to get you bitches to stop fighting," said Harry.

"Oh, that's so nice of you sweetie," replied Raven. She gave a smile at him.

"Thank god you're an understanding person, Raven," said Harry. "Unlike Terra who is giving BB a hard time."

"Wait, BB? Brother Blood? Bumblebee? Beast Boy?" asked Raven.

"Beast Boy," answered Harry.

"Oh," said Raven back.

"TERRA! CALM THE FUCK DOWN GOD DAMMIT!" screamed Beast Boy as he touched her breasts.

"Okay! As long we have hot sex!" answered Terra happily as they went to have sex in the lake.

"What the fuck? They're doing it in the lake?" asked Umbridge. "This fucking reminds me of this sexy porn tape I watched once."

"Reminds me, Umbridge, Beast Boy taped us having sex," said Blood. "And gave it to Mumbo who plans to seduce Minerva."

"MUMBO!" screamed Umbridge.

"OOH MUMBO MORE!" moaned Minerva so loud, it could be heard all over Hogwarts.

"Shit, he seduced her," said Umbridge.

"THAT BITCH!" screamed Dumbledore. He then started running into Hogwarts.

End of Chapter 22