3 more chapters to go! I think I can actually pull it off today. Oh yeah, I'm going to be an aunt soon guys! Real soon! My sister is to be due on the 30th! YAY!

Chapter 23

Dumbledore barged into his office, only to see Minerva masturbating.

"Minerva?" asked Dumbledore. Minerva then started stripping Dumbledore.

"Albus! My sex partner! You're back, bitch!" exclaimed Minerva as she sexily kissed him.

"Oooh…. Where's that butt crack Minerva? I like anal," said Dumbledore sexily.

She then mooned him. "Over here, my sexy bitch!"

"Hell yeah!" Dumbledore cried.

Because old people sex is too sexay, we must move on!

At the Slytherin Common Room

Raven slumped down on one of the seats.

"Ah, sweet common room," she said. Suddenly Pansy and Draco barged in.

"Get the fuck out of our sex seat! We have sex in that seat!" bitched Pansy.

"Great more sexiness," said Raven.

"GET THE FUCK OUT!" screamed Draco as he pushed Raven out, sat down on the chair and Pansy started sexing him up.

"Oh fuck it! This shits disgusting!" Raven exclaimed as she went up into the girl's dormitory.

Nikki then went into the common room, and got wet from seeing the sexiness that was going on in front of her.

"Can I join?" she asked.

"FUCK NO!" screamed Draco. Nikki then gave him the middle finger.

"BITCH!" She then started storming off to the girl's dormitory, but was interrupted by Zack.

"MY SEXINESS!" Nikki cried. "Let us have hot sex again! All in one day!"

"No thanks, where's Raven?" asked Zack.

"Wanna have a kinky threesome with Raven, you, and me?" asked Nikki.

"No thanks," said Zack.

"BITCH!" screamed Nikki as she kicked his balls, and dashed out of the common room.

"OUCH!" cried Zack.

"You don't say ouch, you god damn hippy!" moaned Draco.

"Shut the fuck up," said Zack, he then went up the girl's dormitory and jumped on Raven.

"You're a vagina ranger too, aren't you?" asked Raven.

"No," said Zack.

Raven then turned into a raven, and flew off.

"God dammit," said Zack.

At Charms class the next day

"Well, bitches. That tape did not seduce Minerva. It just made her horny and made her wank," said Mumbo. "Beast Boy, you're a bitch." He then gave Beast Boy the middle finger.

"Whatever the fuck you say, Mumbo," said Beast Boy.

"Anyways bitches! It's near the end of the year and I dunno what the fuck to teach you. So, free time!" cried Mumbo.

"YAY!" said the class.

At DADA class

"Well bitches. Snape still isn't here and I'm still pissed over that," Umbridge announced. "But whatever bitches; today we're going to learn how to defend against STDS."

"What the fuck? This isn't Sex Education!" exclaimed Hermione.

"IT IS SEX EDUCATION!" screamed Umbridge. "Well whatever bitches! I must teach you bitches this because you guys have hot dirty sex!"

"Fucking true," said Terra.

"Terra! NO CURSING DAMMIT!" exclaimed Umbridge. "Detention!"

"Aw shit," said Terra as she looked down.

At History of Magic class

"Okay dudes! We're gonna learn shit about when sexing first started in Hogwarts! How does that sound?" asked Brian… or whoever the fuck he is. I'll call that bitch the History Ghost or HG for the fuck of it.

"Awesome!" cried the 6th years.

"Okay 'niggas! It all started when Voldemort's 'nigga ass was here! He was one charming son of a bitch, and girls wanted him. They did say he had a big wang, which turned on even boys. Soon, the act of anal was born at Hogwarts which Dumbledore was quite fond of. Before, sex was illegal in Hogwarts, which meant that everyone in Hogwarts couldn't have sex. So Dumbledore got the headmaster of Hogwarts to umban that rule, and sexed up the headmaster. Then Minerva got jealous like shit, and had a threesome with them. That is why you bitches don't get in trouble," HG said.

Hermione nodded her head in approval with a page full of notes.

"BUT THERE'S MORE! What about oral sex?" asked HG.

"Yeah oral sex!" grinned Draco.

"Shut the fuck up!" exclaimed Raven.

"Who's talking to you fat ugly ho?" asked Draco.

Raven then got up her seat, and smacked Draco. (It's something like this in Music class. There's this annoying ass short guy and this girl who's kind of my friend. He calls her a fat ugly ho and then she's gets very pissed and is about to hurt him. He pisses off my science teacher, too.)

"BITCHES!" screamed HG. "No fighting, dammit!"

The bell then rang, and it was time to leave that entertaining history class because HG was a slow talking motherfucker.

Afterschool

"I'm bored," said Raven.

"Me too," said Harry.

"I want some sexing," said Raven.

"Me too," said Harry.

"I love sex!" exclaimed Raven.

"Me too!" exclaimed Harry.

"Me three!" exclaimed Zack.

"Where the fuck did you come from?" asked Raven.

"Yeah!" exclaimed Harry.

"EXCLAIMING!" exclaimed Zack, very loudly. "Um, I was just walking by. Wanna have a threesome?"

"No," said Raven.

"I like threesomes with me being the only guy," Harry said with a grin.

"As long as you give me more pleasure than the other bitch," said Raven.

Zack then walked away from the scene with a dark look on his face.

End of Chapter 23