Well guys. Here's the last chapter of this season.
Chapter 26
The next day, this is the last day of school. It is morning time now, and it's in the Slytherin Common Room.
"Blood, Nikki," started Poly. She looked at them. "Threesome?"
"Hell yeah!" exclaimed Blood and Nikki. The three of them got naked, and started sexing each other up.
Raven raised an eyebrow at this, but decided to tape it.
"Now this is some interesting shit," said Draco.
"Hell yeah, it's making me wet," said Pansy. Raven looked at them.
"Shut the fuck up," said Raven.
"Whatever the fuck you say," said Draco. He gave Raven the middle finger.
At the Hufflepuff Common Room
Starfire was laying down on the couch, tired as shit.
"That was one big ass fucking battle last night," said Starfire.
"Yup," said Turk.
"Wait, how did you know?" asked Starfire.
"Looked out the window, everyone knew what the fuck happened. You kick ass Starfire," said Turk.
"Oh thank you Turk! By the way, when can we see the house elves?" asked Starfire.
"Right now, and we'll go with my boyfriend Larry," said Turk.
At the Ravenclaw Common Room
Cho was sexily up against Cyborg.
"Sex?" she asked.
"Hell yeah!" cried Cyborg.
Everyone then raised the what the fuck flag as they started getting it on.
"Shit, I have never seen a Cyborg have sex," said Jinx.
"Me too. We should tape this shit," said Blackfire. She then got a camera, and started taping the scene.
At the Gryffindor Common Room
A wild party was going on as everyone was smoking ass.
"Shit I love these end of the year parties," said Ron.
"Yeah!" exclaimed Hermione as she started making out with Ron.
Beast Boy and Terra then got horny from this, and started making out as well.
Soon a big orgy was going on at the Gryffindor Common Room.
At the Great Hall
"Well bitches, I like, have stuff to say," said Dumbledore as he placed pink lipstick on his lips. "We saw this totally awesome fight scene yesterday! Blood you are the total sexxors, like, you're going on playgirl baby." Dumbledore then gave a sexy smile at Blood.
"Thank you dude!" cried Blood as he gave Dumbledore two thumbs up.
"Like, totally!" Dumbledore exclaimed at this. "Anyways, dudes. Snape is like, back with us baby! And he's sexier than ever! Oooh yeah!"
Umbridge then started lap dancing.
"Ooooh yeah!" she moaned.
"Like, anyways-"Dumbledore was interrupted as the sexy nurse teacher came onto the grounds.
"Like hi guys! I'm gonna be in playboy! Remember to buy that magazine so all you sexy guys can fap about me!" exclaimed the sexy nurse teacher as her boobs jiggled sexily, she then walked out.
"Like wow that sexy!" exclaimed Dumbledore. "Anyways dudes! It's time to see who won this crazy house cup thingy!"
He got up, and looked at the house cups.
"Like, Hufflepuff is in first place. Damn, they were in first place last year! WHAT HAVE YOU NAUGHTY BIATCHES HAVE BEEN DOING?" screamed Dumbledore as he looked at them. "You bitches have negative points!"
The hufflepuffs looked around nervously.
"Anyways, like Slytherin is in 3rd place!" exclaimed Dumbledore.
The Slytherins looked away sadly. Snape gave the middle finger at them.
"Gryffindor is in 2nd! Holy crap those bitches were close but they failed," said Dumbledore.
Gryffindor groaned. Minerva gave the middle finger at them.
"AND BITCHES! RAVENCLAW IS IN 1ST PLACE! HELL YEAH THEY DESERVE IT! THOSE SMARTASSES!" screamed Dumbledore.
Ravenclaw then cheered like a bunch of bitches.
"BUT BITCHES! Remember 6 fucking years ago when I gave Gryffindor bonus points?" asked Dumbledore.
"Aw shit," the Ravenclaws said.
"75 points go to Blood, for being a kick ass bitch!" cried Dumbledore. "AND SLYTHERIN WINS THE HOUSE CUP BITCHES!"
"w00t!" cheered the Slytherins madly.
"Well, bye bitches! See you all later!" exclaimed Dumbledore as he skipped out of the Great Hall with Minerva in his arms.
Later at the Hogwart's Express
"Well, I guess this is it," said Harry.
"Harry, why are you sounding all dramatic?" asked Raven.
"It's just that soon it'll be my last year at Hogwarts," said Harry.
"Oh don't worry, I have a present I want to give for your birthday," said Raven.
"What is it?" asked Harry.
"It's a surprise, sweety," she said. Raven kissed him in the forehead, and dragged him into the train.
And that's the end of this year, guys. It was much weirder than last year. Well, it's time for me to answer my reviewers and I'll be more detailed than I was last year.
Nevermore Forevermore: Aw thanks! I love my reviewers, like…. A lot, but not to the point where I want sex with them. Oh, and a dollar for killing Terra off? Well, okay. Here:
Terra was walking through the streets of Diagon Alley, when suddenly a sexy looking motha fucka pulled off a knife, and chopped her head off while laughing like a maniac.
o.O
kyo rven: I wasn't high when I wrote this. I don't even do drugs. It comes from my pure imagination. I'm a 12 year old that lives in the Bronx with no friends. Where the fuck am I going to get my hands on drugs? And I tasted wine once, and it tastes like shit!
BloodCri: BloodCri, you are probably one of my favorite reviewers. You rock, seriously. And here is something for you.
"I HATE YOU BEAST BOY!" screamed Terra.
"I HATE YOU TOO TERRA!" screamed Beast Boy.
However, Raven had a headache and she telekinetically stuck Terra and Beast Boy together.
"THERE BITCHES! NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!" she screamed.
Autumn Thief: Aww thanks! And now I have been updating like hell. Jesus, my resolution for 2006 is to finish all my stories I have started.
not telling: Nothing. And using drugs or alcohol for creative writing is lame.
Beast GurL: Calm yourself girl before you laugh yourself to death! I don't want this story going down! Oh yeah, don't drink or eat when you're reading this story. Just don't, for you that probably might get you choking yourself laughing.
Jadefire: Um…. Sorry? And I'm used to cursing, sorry!
Adrian: Of course! Just remember not to drink or eat while reading it.
sk8terdude505: Thanks dude!
Bluie: I know, it's some of the best things I do. Oh yeah, my sister's baby is going to be girl. There's an 80 chance, her name is going to be Isabella.
Terra Logan: I like Dumbledore's character too. Old people are the best, and I know this story got really weird at chapter 13 but I couldn't think of anything else. I'm glad I made you happy.
MysteryGurl: Okay. Huge love scene in the three broomsticks coming up!
Raven was dancing around sexily, and suddenly everyone got horny from this. They then got naked, and had a huge orgy where hot breaths surrounded everyone's body with sweat. It was a sexy orgy.
Oh, and don't kill yourself over this story. I don't want any deaths happening because of this story and me having to take this down because of that. Oh, and the cleavage? I was in 5th grade and it was mother's day, and my sister said something about her cleavage. I was quite fascinated by this new thing called a cleavage. I'm in 7th grade now though.
Beastboyluver: I know I'm random and I like being random. Be happy.
Travis Hicks: Oh cool. Raven is my favorite character and I like Teen Titans and Harry Potter too. That's why I made this story and is why I pay a lot of attention to Raven, well in the first one.
sayoran1501: No I'm not on crack. Oh and stop fucking insulting me and my story because I'm probably more creative than you. Hell, most likely I am. Grammar and shit? The first one was made when I was in 5th grade and this one was worked on during the 6th grade and some of 7th. 5th graders do not have godlike grammar, god dammit.
Frosty Dan: Dude. You were the idea on why chapter 10 was the way it was at the near end. Be flattered.
mumuu: Yep. Reminds me of all the people I scare at school who crappily insult me.
asiangirl92: Aww thank you asian girl.
Angel With Patched Wings: Right now I am tempted to write a sex scene just for you, but in my writer's journal for school I wrote about this story and wrote where to go to find it and incase my teacher decides to read this…. I don't think he'll be satisfied knowing that one of his students is writing porn. Oh, and chapter 12 was made with you in mind.
TheKidFromTheSouth 2.0: I know, dude. And your username reminds me of the teacher I was talking about with Angel With Patched Wings. Oh, and some of your stories are quite funny.
Artemis 85: Oh thank you! I feel so flattered. I like being different from other people, especially my classmates because they piss me off. And I kind of like WTFing people.
A0: I know, it's random. It's rated M, why did you say it's PG-13, hell we don't even use PG-13 anymore. Oh well, you claim to be 8 years old and have had sex 123…. Interesting, and thanks for loving my WTF story. It brings a smile to my face knowing an 8 year old loves my stories while it scares the shit out of my classmates, who are 12.
Raegirl: Thanks. I have the DVD but at that moment I was just too lazy to go to the living room, and look for the CD.
Noone: THE WEIRDEST SHIT YOU HAVE EVER READ!
And that is it for this season, guys! Have a smile on your face, and be happy! Oh, and have a happy 2006! PEACE OUT!