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The bell rang, as the halls of the school were flooded through with students rushing to their second period class. Among them were no other than Sango, Miroku, Inuyasha and Kagome. Kagome and Inuyasha were bickering, trying to see who would get the last and best word. Miroku was trying to get Sango's attention, but she had her head over a book and was hushing him continually.
They walked to their second period, Yoga Class. As they stepped in they came face to face with the clown posters and fluffy beanbag chairs. Inuyasha chose a red one, Kagome a green one, Sango a pink one, and Miroku a purple one.
"Sango? Sango, come on!" Miroku tapped on the outside cover of her book.
"Stop." She continued reading.
"I love you." He tapped again.
"You're only saying that. Stop." She continued reading.
Miroku paused, looking thoughtful, not even noticing the blush creeping upon Sango's cheeks.
"I'm pregnant!" He cried out.
Sango slowly put the book down. "What?" She said loudly.
He gave his best to act like he was blushing.
"Whose is it?" She had a hint of a laugh in her voice.
Miroku gave her a perverted look that clearly said: "Yours." She gave him a fake annoyed look.
"Injection."
"Um...injection?" Sango asked, trying to understand.
"Yep. It grows sideways so, that's why you can't tell I'm pregnant."
"Ah." Smiling, she picked up the book again.
There was a loud rapping and the new teacher walked in. He was about two foot tall with calmly green skin and a distinct likeness to a toad.
They whole class, had they been in some anime show, like that would happen, Pssh...sweat-dropped.
"I am Master Jaken. You will refer to me as your Master." He had a high squeaky voice. "Say it with me, 'Yes, Master Jaken.' "
He raised his short toad like arm, waiting for the class to repeat him.
No one said anything.
"Well, this didn't go as expected...um...anyone know how to read?"
Sango smiled, but no one said anything.
"Um...free time?"
The class cheered loudly and not a second later, there were paper balls flying across the room and loud yelling and screaming.
"Um...class!" His voice squeaked. A nearby paper wad hit him squarely between the eyes. Falling backwards he landed somewhere behind his desk though no one saw him. They were too busy enjoying themselves to care about the ugly little toad teacher.
Inuyasha and Kagome had resumed their previous argument:
"I said you are a big selfish stupid liar!"
"Yeah? Well...at least...I'm not...ugly!"
"You're calling me ugly? How dare you!"
"Yeah, that's right. Kikyou is prettier than you!"
"WHAT?"
"Uh...Kagome? I'm sorry! I...Kagome! I didn't mean it! Kagome? AYE!"
Kagome snatched the book from Sango's hand and began to swat at Inuyasha's head. WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! She swung again and again. Finally she thrust the book back at Sango and turned away from him on the beanbag chair.
"Oh Kagome, I didn't mean it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
"Are not."
"Are too."
"Are...NOT!"
"Are...TOO!"
"Stupid, are not!"
"Baka, are too!"
"Shut up!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
Sango rolled her eyes and returned to her book. Miroku watched her, wishing he could pull her into his arms and kiss her tenderly. He settled for wrapping an arm around her shoulders.
"What are you doing?" She asked with a tone.
"I'm loving on you."
"No thank you." Sango slid out of his arm, a light blush gracing her face.
"Let me, Sango. You know you love me too."
"Do I?"
"Yes, you do." Miroku sounded confident, enough.
She said nothing.
"Do you like me Sango?"
Silence.
"Tell me, or I'll...tell Hojo you have the hotts for him."
"He wont' believe you.
"I'll tell Kuranosuke that you have the hotts for him!"
Sango froze. Kuranosuke was a highly annoying dark haired boy who was plainly in love with Sango. She hated him but he never seemed to get the hint. She always tried to keep her distance but somehow he managed to find himself coming over to her house to borrow stupid things like toothbrushes in which she never seemed to have a toothbrush or could find hers.
A stalker he was.
"No! Don't!"
"Do you like me and I wont."
Silence.
"I'm warning you."
She started to blush. "Well I like you as a f-"
"As a boyfriend?"
"Um...I...."
"Oh Kuranosuke!" He called playfully.
"Alright, alright! Yes!" She shoved her nose in the book and began reading quickly. Her mind was thick and foggy. Miroku sat there with a big grin on his face.
He pushed down the top of the book and looked at her with his big, blue-orbed eyes. He grinned.
"Get away, pervert." She pushed him aside.
Not a moment later: "MIROKU!" SLAP!
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Bonus:
Check out my funnies page at my website...Type in: www. ((as always)) then ((my web host)) Then a slash (( / )) then MasterMonkMiroku. Then you'll be at my site. Then it's under the Funnies box. It's the interviews. I like them a lot, they're very
Oh, if anyone's interested, tomorrow evening I'll be updating Inufluencing Miroku, my other story in progress.
Well, that's it for now.
-Kurokage-
