Yoga Class

Chapter Four (Again) : Truth Serum

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DarkHeartKeyblade: I wish I had an imaginary pet wolf named Miroku… ((Goes off and sulks)) ((Comes back)) Okay, I got a pet squirrel! Thanks for reviewing!

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Sorry about the lack of responding to reviews and updating. My birthday was this past week and I was swamped studying for finals, most of us know how that is. ((Aye!))

Also, everything I so confusing! Anybody got any tips on how to get a guy to ask you out? ((Laughs)) ((Pleading eyes))

Oh and one more thing…Should a girl give the first kiss, or a guy? I'm old fashioned and perhaps guys should…but I don't know really.

Okay, I'll stop talking and let you onto the Chapter. ((Laughs)) If anyone has any ideas I'd be glad to listen.

-KuroKage-

It was another day in Yoga class, a hot, sweaty Thursday afternoon, just one day from Friday and two from Saturday. Sleeping, the class came in and took their seats on the beanbags, looking lazily up at the clowns and the rock, now tied with a pretty pink bow, on the desk.

"I hate this class, say it I hate this class…" Inuyasha sang lazily, twiddling his pencil in his fingertips and staring down at the blank piece of paper.

"Okay class," Professor Jaken took his place, standing on the desk, one foot over his rock which he stroked in that manner. "On your papers, as previously I told you to bring, I want you to draw the person you're in love with." He then pointed to a circle on the board. "That is mine." He gave his drawing a lovely gaze before turning back to the class. "Well…get on it with it!" He snapped.

Miroku smiled and began to depict Sango on his paper. Sango considered teasing Miroku and drawing Sesshomaru, but decided against it. She had only now warmed up to him, and teasing him would only provoke for perversion from him.

Kagome began doodling a boy with Inuyasha's bangs, but soon found herself doodling little dog ears on him. He looks so cute with dog ears! Kagome thought. I wish Inuyasha had them.

Inuyasha, however, wasn't drawing anything but instead rapping to himself…

"I hate this class

Say it I hate this class

Say it! All my Yoga members say I hate this class

What? Take it back

You better take it back

Before we shove a rock

Up your ((Inuyasha cursed, causing Kagome to slap the back of his head))"

Miroku was looking up at Inuyasha, watching and listening. He was smiling. This only urged Inuyasha on.

"Can you dig it?

Wanna wish it?
To be outside

Fresh air

With your girl.

Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Take it inside

On the couch
Kiss her good

Don't fall- ((Kagome gave him another sharp whack in the head. "PERVERT!"))"

Kagome, with an annoyed look on her face, commanded Inuyasha to start drawing the picture of his love.

"I can't think of one." He said, examining his pencil.

There was a moment of silence before:

"WHAT???"

Inuyasha cowered. "I erm…I don't know…"

"WHAT!!"

"I…erm…I don't know how to…uh…" He glanced over at Miroku, who mouthed the words "draw you! Draw you!"

"I don't know how to…draw you, yeah, that's right. Draw you!" Inuyasha sputtered.

Kagome nodded contently, an annoyed look still gracing her face. "Good enough. Tell Miroku thanks later," She growled, adding as an after thought.

Sango shook her head in an annoyed way. She had drawn a reasonably good picture of Miroku holding a tall toothpick looking staff. Miroku had a very good picture of Sango, only holding a small boomerang. He looked at it disdainfully and made the boomerang a little bigger than her.

"There." He smiled at his finished work and pulled it back from his face.

Sango finished hers and laid it by him. "It's nice," He commented, showing her his. She frowned at the boomerang and snatched back hers. She decorated his staff, giving it three rings on the top of a giant ring and a centerpiece going through it. "There. That's better."

Kagome put hers down. It turned out her little dog-boy had a M.C. Hammer pants in the color red, and a kimono top with a white undershirt. She made slits in the shoulders. "Hm…" Thoughfully she put her pencil in her mouth before she made his hair flowing and an annoyed look on his face. "He's hott," she commented to herself.

Inuyasha had begun his poor drawing of a girl with a lopsided face, not on purpose of course. She had pretty black hair, which he colored in sloppily, and big oval shaped brown eyes, colored in again, and a smile. He gave her the school outfit. "There…Kagome!"

Kagome peered over at it and frowned. "Look at my smile. It's crooked."

"I know," He said in defiance, to protect his picture.

She glared at him. "What?"

"I mean uh…I can't help it." Inuyasha said quickly.

"In other words, he sucks at drawing," Miroku input.

Sango snickered, covering her mouth with her jacket sleeve to hide the giggle. Kagome gave her a fake glare also, and looked down at her picture. She added a butterfly.

"I don't like butterflies," Inuyasha whined.

"DEAL!" She snapped, her voice angry and loud.

The classroom became completely quiet as everyone turned to give her weird looks.

"Uh…heh heh…sorry?" She said quietly, an embaressed look at on her face. Her eyes darted to her own paper again, blush gracing her already pink cheeks.

Inuyasha sniggered, and doodled on the rest of his paper.

Miroku was walking with Sango, their hands clasped within each other's. Inuyasha and Kagome were behind them, Kagome drawing on a note pad in front of her, Inuyasha had headphones on, blaring.

Singing softly, Miroku was trying to swoon Sango into giving him a kiss. "A kiss by a rose from the gray who the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeah. Now that your rose is in bloom…a light hits the gloom on the gray…" He sang softly, his mouth next to her ear, occasionally sweeping against it. Her face was bright red, trying to ignore him without success. She could only think of him.

Inuyasha was screaming the lyrics, not a care in the world or who he might be disrupting, namely Miroku during his sweet song.

"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY REPUTATION! LIVING IN THE PAST, IT'S A NEW GENERATION. A…girls…got to…" Inuyasha paused and looked at the CD player in his hands. He shook his head and changed the song.

Kagome shook her head at him in an annoyed manner. She still hadn't forgiven him for the drawing incident two days ago.

"How can I say if it I don't love you anymore than I ever thought to…" Inuyasha sang quietly then banged loudly on a string guitar. "HOW CAN I SAY IT!"

Kagome's glare narrowed. She pinched his arm and waited for him to lower the headphones, which were still blaring the same lyrics. "That had better not be your song to me."

"Huh? Oh…what? Oh! No, no!" He waved his hands for emphasis.

She put her hands on her hips and stopped, while Miroku and Sango walked on. Inuyasha looked at her up and down while Kagome glared at him.

"Well? What have you got to say for yourself?" Kagome's voice was set in stone; cold as ice; hard as rock.

Inuyasha paused for a second before replying. "Damn baby, you don't know how sexy you look right now."

Kagome's face went bright red. Inuyasha grabbed her in his arms and kissed her. Miroku and Sango, now realizing no one was following them, ((Or perhaps because Sango had been looking to talk to Kagome for an excuse not to kiss Miroku)).

"Kagome?" Sango cried, looking at them as they kissed.

"Inuyasha!" Miroku cried, looking at the both of them. He turned to Sango. "If it works for Inuyasha it'll work for me…" He grabbed Sango by the waist and pulled her to him, before she smacked him upside the head. He let go, dazed.

Inuyasha sulkily swept into the room, loaded down with blankets. Professor Jaken had informed them that they should bring blankets for they were going to try a whole new way of looking at Yoga.

"You will be trying to understand each other by finding out the truth! You will hear their personal thoughts and-"

"Mind reading?" Someone called out.

"No…well, yes but not completely. Now, if you would let me finish-" Professor Jaken began.

"That's impossible," another called out.

Professor Jaken gritted his teeth and tried again. "I-"

"No one cares!"

"AHHH! SHUT UP YOU LITTLE URCHINS!" Professor Jaken jumped up and down on his desk angrily. "Shut up! Shut up! Shut-"

"No one's talking."

"AHHH!" He slipped on his beloved rock and fell behind the desk. The class burst into laughter.

"I hate you," Professor Jaken muttered, his normally green face red. He stood up and brushed himself off, putting on a pair of glasses. "Okay." His voice was calm from embaressment. "I want you each to pair up and take a bottle of Truth Serum, then give them only a teaspoon full…then ask them anything you want. It last five minutes. Boys go today, girls tomorrow." With that he turned and, carrying his rock, headed off to the men's teacher bathroom.

Kagome and Sango jumped up to get the Truth Serum. They came back to find Miroku and Inuyasha laying on their backs, ready for the potion to be fed to them by their women.

Sango measured out a teaspoon of the Truth Serum and dumped it down Miroku's throat, careful lnot to touch his lyrics. He swallowed it and got a sour look on his face before his eyes lost trace of a pupil. He lay there so motionless that Sango was worried he was dead.

"Are you alright!" She cried.

"Only with you in my arms…" Miroku replied in his sultry voice.

She gave him a shocked look then understood the potion was working. With a smirk on her face she began her questions.

"Do you love me?"

"Yes."

"Do you want me?"

"Yes."

"How badly?"

"I yearn at night and every day and everytime I see you."

She smiled. "Is there any other girl you think is hott?"

"No."

"Honestly?" ((It was Truth Serum after all))

"Yes."

"Do you want to kiss me?"

"Yes."

"Are you a pervert?"

"No."

Sango frowned. Some potion. She shook her head, content with the questioning.

Inuyasha, having just taken his potion, was sputtering out some very interesting secrets, only have been asked if he like pineapples by Kagome.

"Love you, Kagome. I wanna hold you in my arms, or tickle you so I can hear you laugh or kiss your cheek to see you blush and kiss your lips cause you're so beautiful…" He ranted on and on about how gorgeous and magnificent her looks were.

Kagome, on the other hand, was in quite a state of shock, looking like she had been given the Truth Serum also.

Okay, that is a bit longer than I usually write, right? Get it? Write? Right? ((Laughs)) ((No one laughs)) ((Sulks))

Well, I just got finished watching Harry Potter 3 for the twenty-second time since it released. It's weird, that movie NEVER gets old. ((Grin))

Anyways, reread the beginning notes and let me know on some of those questions. Believe it or not, they are quite important to me. ((Blush))

Well, until my next update…

KuroKage