Yoga Class
Chapter Five (Again): Sub Chapter: Happy Christmas!
I want to thank everyone for the reviews. You guys are so wonderful...((Gushes)) Anyways, the point I was going to make is that I brought Kikyou into the story before I had Yoga Class deleted. ((Curses)) She was Inuyasha's ex-girlfriend who was staying with him. Sounds weird? I know, I know. I also have Sesshomaru involved...and the whole point of the story is humor. How do you get humor out of this? BREAK DANCING!
But first...shout-outs to everyone who reviewed!
Nessa03: Wooh hoo, I love fluff. ((Cuddles fluff)) Thank you for reviewing and Happy Christmas!
Starfire77: Thank you, ((Bows)) thank you. Thanks for reviewing and Happy Christmas, or Hannekah! ((How DO you spell Hannekauh...kuh?))
Since I'm already confused...HAPPY CHRISTMAS/HANNEKUH TO EVERYONE!
Damn...how do you spell that?
Shadowww15: Oh, oh I got you beat. 77 times on HP3. ((Bows as I clap)) Thank you for reviewing, and happy...yeah...((Laughs))
YoukaiTajaiyaSango: I know what Sugoi means...but I don't remember....ack! What does it mean? Me neither...but alas, (earwax) we'll have to wait for another chapter. ((Glares at self)) Thanks for reviewing!
twistedtajiya: Neat pen name by the way. I wrote the previous Yoga story but it was deleted because I upset some uploading rule, though I never figured out what rule that was exactly...((Shrug)) what is ooc?? Sorry, I'm slow at abbreviations. ((Bows)) And an update you have. Thanks for reviewing!
fairyskye: Me neither. ((Glares at self)) Sadly, if I get in a hyper mood I can't type seriously so I have to write about weird things and I wanted to upset and I was hyper ((Stupid cokes)) ((Giggle)) See? Anyway, thanks for reviewing and Happy Christmas/Hannekuh! ((How do you spell Hannekuh!?))
SangoAnime Chick: Wow thank you. ((Grin)) ((Bows to the ground till nose touches like Dobby the House-Elf)) Do you read Harry Potter? I love Harry Potter. ((Grin)) And vampires....((Shrug)) thank you for reviewing!
Demonslayingmonk: Heck, me too. ((Laughs)) Though he probably does think other girls are hott...((Vein in head twitches X)) ((Shrug)) They were in Episode 46 & 47?? Woah, I thought they were way earlier....((Thinking)) ((Shrugs)) Hm...Well, thanks for reviewing!
moonlit-night98: I know what you mean. We get Christmas break for two weeks but the last six days have gone by so fast...((Cries)) and the snow outside melted already and it's not even Christmas! ((Cries for the snow)) Well, thanks for reviewing and Happy Christmas/Hannekuh! ((I give up on trying to spell it...clenches fist))
Kagome4Inu: If I knew what you meant about the whole "gray" thing I would answer back BUT ((Laughs)). The end. The end. The end. The end. ((quotes)) "And once you have set down your pen, we will know you have reached the end." ((Copyright J.M.)) Well, thanks for reviewing and happy holidays!
((Okay, saying Happy Holidays is much easier than spelling Hannekuh. ((I'll kill if I am spelling it right. ((Laughs)) ))
lady-inuyasha 14: Wooh hoo. ((Grin)) ((Cheers)) Thank you and thanks for reviewing! Happy holidays!!
InuKag4EverLove: Thankyou and I hope things are going well for you. Stress stinks, but Arid works, just remember that. ((Grin)) Well, reading always helps me feel better, so good luck. Well, thank you for reviewing and happy holidays!
chocolatechipp: Dang, everyone's waiting for that and I postpone it for another chapter. ((Laughs manically)) Yeah, that's exactly what Sango thought...not a pervert? ((Laughs)) I got(s) a question: Does Shokora no Sakuhen mean Chocolate Chip...or does it mean something else? ((Confused)) Thanks for reviewing and happy holidays!
So yes, for those of you who read the shout-outs...I am postponing Kagome and Sango's reactions to the truth serum...muwhahaha! But I do have something else...and I like to be random...((Pulls out M.C. Hammer pants)) HERE WE GO!
Finally.............da da da....!!!
The gang, Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango, sat around a blazing fire in Inuyasha's mansion, the one he lived in with his older brother, Sesshomaru. Sango had cringed at the thought of Sesshomaru being home, and Kagome had cringed at the thought Kikyou being there, but Inuyasha and Miroku had managed to set Kikyou and Sesshomaru up on a blind date, both of which were going terrible:
"You're Kikyou!?" Sesshomaru asked, completely in disbelief.
"I am!" She said, putting her hands on her hips.
"No, no, no. See, Inuyasha mentioned a hott girl with gorgeous black hair and warm brown eyes. YOU ARE NOT SANGO!" ((Note: Technically, Inuyasha only said she had black hair and brown eyes. He made the rest up.)) ((Frees self from grasp of Kagome-lovers))
"DAMN RIGHT I'M NOT!" Kikyou turned, around and flung her hair out, strutting off.
Once they were done laughing at the thought of Sesshomaru and Kikyou enjoying a candlelight dinner, they began to hand out presents.
"First," Inuyasha announced, "Miroku had set up a presentation for us and," upon giving Miroku a glare, "had better have made a good one."
Miroku nodded and flapped his hand in reinsurance. "Don't worry about it, of course I will!"
He stood up and brushed off his red sweater, and straightened his little Santa Claus hat. He picked up a lit candle and blew it out, holding it like a microphone. Inuyasha went over to the Karaoke system and pumped up the song.
He stepped a bit to the beat waiting for the words.
"Last night I took a walk in the snow. Couples holding hands; places to go. Seems like everyone but me is in love. Santa can you hear me?"
Inuyasha smirked and took the candle from him. "Watch." He said, waiting for the song to catch up.
"I sign my letters that I sealed with a kiss. I send it off, it said just this: I know exactly what I want this year. Santa can you hear me??"
Sango jumped up. "Let me show you how." She grabbed the candle and sang, with Inuyasha echoing her, his Santa hat crooked.
"I want my baby (baby) I want someone to love me; someone to hold. Maybe, maybe, (maybe, maybe) he'll be all my own with a big red bow!"
At this, Miroku jumped up and grabbed a giant red bow from under the tree and stuck it to his forehead, sitting at Sango's feet. She laughed at him and passed the "microphone" to Kagome, who stood up.
"Santa can you hear me? I have been so good this year. All I want is one thing: tell me my true love is near! He's all I want, just for me. Underneath my Christmas tree. I'll be waiting here. Santa that's my only wish this year."
Inuyasha jumped under the tree during Kagome's singing, with a big grin on his face. She smirked and handed him the candle.
"Oh yeah…Christmas eve, I just can't sleep. Would I be wrong with taking a peak? Cause I heard that you're coming to town. Santa can you hear me?" Inuyasha sang, passing it to Sango.
"I really hope that you're on your way with something special in your sleigh. Oh please make my wish come true. Santa can you hear me?" She laughed when she finished, blushing, passing it to Miroku who grinned.
"Oh, please make my wish come true. Santa can you hear me? I want my baby (baby). I want someone to love me someone to hold me. Maybe (maybe; maybe) we'll be all the love under the mistletoe!" He gave a sly grin to Sango and pointed to the mistletoe above her head. Her face went bright red and she ducked away from him just as Inuyasha took the mike.
"Santa can you hear me, I have been so good this year. And all I want is one thing: tell me my true love is near!" He looked at Kagome, who smiled and took the candle.
"He's all I want just for me, underneath my Christmas tree. I'll be waiting here Santa that's my only wish this year. I hope my letter reaches you in time. Bring me love can call all mine (yeah; yeah) cause I have been so good this year." There was a love moment between the two where they stared deep into each other's eyes.
"Can't be alone under the mistletoe!" Miroku sang loudly, chasing Sango around the couch, who squealed.
"He's all want and a big red bow. Santa can you hear me (hear me?) I have been so good this year and all I want is one thing: tell me my true love is near. He's all I want. Just for me underneath my Christmas tree." Kagome sang softly, looking at Inuyasha who still lay under the Christmas tree.
"I'll be waiting here (oh yeah) Santa that's my only wish this year. Oh Santa can you hear me? Oh Santa." Inuyasha sang back, keeping eye contact, the love visible in their eyes.
"Well he's all I want just for me underneath my Christmas tree. Oh I'll be waiting here…Santa that's my only wish this year…" Everyone sang.
There was a moment's silence…Miroku had Sango pinned to the couch and he was sitting in her lap, while Kagome and Inuyasha stared into each other's eyes. Then…
"WAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Everyone's face went bright red as they looked up to see who had been laughing so hard. It was the neighbor, a tiny little boy with brilliant red hair and green eyes, but the shortest midget on the block, and there quite a lot of midgets.
"SHIPPO!"
((Birds scattered at Inuyasha screamed.)) ((What the hell are birds doing at a house during the wintertime?)) ((Well, why wouldn't they be?)) ((Oh, I don't know…cause THEY MIGRATE!)) ((Oh, right.))
(Still dancing)) Okay, I want Trigun back on Adult Swim!!! I WANT VASH BACK! ((SCREAMING))
Who is with me on that!??
Anyways, sorry I didn't update the actual story. I just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Christmas, though I am uploading on Christmas Eve, but that's just how it goes. The song is called My Only Wish This Year, and the version I heard was sang by Britney Spears.
All right, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
-KuroKage-