Yoga Class

Chapter 7: Nocturnal Fairy

Oh my gosh, this is my first update in a month! Can you believe that? High school is a busy time, oh well, I suppose it's not a story that is too likely to be missed. I noticed an abundance in Sango and Miroku humor stories. Good.

Shout-outs:

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Story!
"WHAT?" Sango shouted, her hands clasped to the sides of her hair. First truth potion, and now this? What was this teacher's problem?

"Calm down, Sango. This isn't that bad! At least we aren't admitting our deepest secrets anymore!" Kagome said, reassuringly.

"Though you do have to wonder why that green crack-head had us do that in the first place," Miroku said.

"Probably to find out how his beloved rock truly felt," sniggered Inuyasha, stepping out from the shadows. Kagome leaned up for her morning kiss on the check. Swiftly Inuyasha leaned in and pecked it, his cheeks red from the "intimacy" in front of Sango and Miroku.

Miroku wrapped an arm around Sango's waist, who tensed, carefully monitering his hand's where-abouts. "How do we know who gets cast for the glorious role of the Nocturnal Fairy?"

"It will be posted on the school notice board this afternoon. I do hope I get it!" Kagome added as an after-thought. Her face lit up in a bright smile, until she realized the stares she was getting from her friends. "Uh...for the extra-credit only," she said rather sheepishly.

All three smiled. Five extra points in class wasn't a bad thing, concidering that since Kagome began dating Inuyasha in the past week she had suddenly been striving for magnificent grades. Why? Nobody knew.

Sango and Miroku's relationship on the other hand had taken a definate twist. Sango, learning to be more forward about her feelings, had confided her darkest thoughts, making even Miroku blush in embaressment. Sango was mortified when she awoke the next morning to discover the secrets she had told.

Inuyasha, upon asking Kagome out, had seemed to rather slow down his studies. Why bother? He had only focused on them to catch Kagome's attention and now that he had it-well, school importance just seemed a bit stuffed down the drain.

The four walked through the double doors and down the hallway, their silence a give-away to their curiousity about who got the part of the Nocturnal Fairy, a rather interesting role: A lovely blue fairy decided that her solid color only made her the same as the other solid pink fairies so she went on a hunt to find someone who could make her poka dotted. She found an owl who told her that the Chinchilla was the only one who could help her, but he was nocturnal and all good fairies were asleep at that time. Rather than stay up late she agreed to accept night-vision from the owl. She went after the Chinchilla and gained, not polka dots, but the invention of tye-dye!

Quite an interesting story on the whole.

They walked to the notice board, spotting a solid pink piece of paper with a list of characters and people who would act the characters out. A duo of black haired girls were gathered around the paper, and Kagome, though angriliy so, noticed that one of them was none-other than Kikyou, Inuyasha's ex-girlfriend and some other girl she didn't know, and cared not in the least about.

Once they had departed, Kikyou giving Inuyasha her most enticing smile, who only rolled his eyes in return at her retreating form, the four of them stared at the pink sheet, their fingers tracing their names to the character they would play. Sango became most annoyed at trying to find her name as Miroku kept putting his hand on hers to try and hold her hand.

Kagome found hers at once. "No! I wanted that part so bad!" She stomped her foot and turned, annoyed at her role: one of the bees that swirled around the tree that the owl lived in. Great, not only was she going to have to wear yellow and black but she would also have to carry a comb and wax paper making the buzzing sounds. Great!

Inuyasha carried his finger across. "I'm the lover of the pink fairy!" His eyes widened. "Intercourse with a fairy-"

"Inuyasha!" Kagome cried, clamping a hand over his mouth. "PG-13 talk only!"

"Oh Kagome," Sango said, freeing her hand from Miroku's and moving across. "I'm only a bee too." She sighed. So much for getting the role of the wise Chinchilla, Henry.

The three of them turned and began to walk away when a loud yell and a followed thud errupted around them. They turned to see what the noise was only to discover Miroku on the floor, climbing away, his eyes wide and beads of sweat on his forehead.

Sango rushed to him, pulling him up. "What is it?"

Kagome stood attentive, only arm around Inuyasha's bicep.

"I'm...I'm....the Nocturnal Fairy!" Miroku cried, passing out. Inuyasha was about to laugh at him before he realized - "intercourse with a fairy-" He too, passed out.

Ten Minutes Later

Miroku awoke to his beloved fanning him with a bent piece of paper. They were in his room, at his house, and he was not the Nocturnal Fairy. Wait, he was. He groaned and fell back on the bed, Sango leaning over and bringing a cup of water to his lips.

"It will be alright. You won't look that bad in pink," she commented, holding his head upa nd tipping the glass.

Miroku took a sip and pushed it away. "I'm a guy, and a guy does not play the part of a fairy, much less a nocturnal one. A guy who does is semi-gay, but a guy who has to eh be the lover of another guy is fully gay, and I am certainly not that."

"No one suspects you to be gay! You're with me!"

"They still might-"

WHACK!

"How dare you say something so inconciderate like that!" Sango cried, her hand holding the now empty cup, and Miroku's head iwth a large bump, his hair soaked from the water.

At that moment the phone rang, and Sango leapt for it. "Hello?"

"This is Professor Jaken. I must speak with Miroku," his voice squeaked.

Sango reluctantly handed Miroku the receiver, a threatening look in her eyes. He took the hint and spoke very softly for fear of upsetting her.

"Hello?" His eyes widened more and sweat broke out on his forehead again. "Blue, sir? Tights? No sir, a tutu? Yes, sir." Sango, feeling bad, began fanning his forehead and dabbing at it iwth a cool washrag. She filled the cup with water from a pitcher on the side of the bed. Anymore snide comments and she was smack him with this pitcher!

He gulped and said goodbye, hanging the phone up. Then he fell back once more.

"What is it?" Sango asked, dabbing at his forehead.

"They want me in blue ribbons to add color, and he is seriously going to paint all of my skin a pink color. In fact, not paint but spray on. It should last the three days the play will go on." He was ready to pass out.

Due to all her self-control, Sango managed to keep in the laughter that rang about her head. She delicately put a hand to her mouth, and to someone who didn't know her it would seem nothing more than a "that's terrible!" gesture.

Sango kissed his forehead. "it will be alright. I think you will look good in tights and pink skin."

"I should get sick more often."

With that, he gave her a quick grope.

"YOU NO GOOD LECHER!" She grabbed the pitcher.

SMACK!

End (For now!)

Thank you so much for reviewing and I need some help deciding something.

Since it is very opposed upon that Sesshomaru and Sango get together, who should Sesshomaru be with?

Kikyou (Don't ask, just to make it three.)

Kagura (Hey, she likes him in the series)

Rin (A very much older Rin for sure)

Thanks and please review!

-Kuro Kage -