Chapter
16
Brain Drain
Elyon (haha Elyon -pence) Santose and Pence Auryion
One
night, Pence, Remus, Maj and Sirius went down to dinner. (James and
Peter were in detention for starting a food fight.) There was a
parcel on the table with a letter attached to it.
"Dear
Moony, Padfoot, She-wolf, and Brazil,
I'm sorry for claiming
the food fight for my self. (I know you wanted credit, Sirius.) I
know it seems weird I'm sending you a present for not being in
detention…but Evans is watching me. I can see her reflection in the
trophies…it's heaven. Hope you like your present!
-Prongs"
"Alcohol!" screamed Maj as Sirius
finished reading James's note. She had opened the box while he was
reading. Indeed, it was a bottle of firewhiskey.
Everyone drank
until their hearts were content. Then, Maj and Sirius started
snogging…again. Those two fell asleep in each other's arms quickly,
while Pence and Remus went up to their own rooms to
sleep.
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Sirius
woke up the next morning terrified, that he was lying on his own
shoulder.
He screamed.
It was a high-pitched female
scream.
That made his body wake up, it screamed, and then started
poking Sirius! Sirius looked the mirror-him up and down. Then,
himself to find that he was in Maj's body. His body did the same.
"Oh
God, I'm in my boyfriend's body!" Sirius's body screamed.
"Maj?"
Sirius asked.
"Yes! NOW WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY
BODY!" she yelled.
"I'm Sirius! I have no clue why we
switched bodies!" Sirius replied. Remus and Pence walked
over.
"So you figured it out? It happened to you two also?"
asked Pence.
"Did you two switch, too?" asked
Maj.
"Yes," replied Remus.
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Hellu Readers! Majhica
here! Just to let you know, from now on when it says, 'Maj said,
'something-' it came from Sirius's mouth, and vice versa. Pence's
words are from Remus and vice versa that.
-Majhica
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"Okay, this
can't be all bad," said Sirius after everyone talked for about
five minutes.
"Like what?" asked Maj.
"Like…I
can look at myself…without clothes on!" Sirius said, and he
started to pull the collar of his shirt out.
"Sirius, you do
you die!" said Maj, stopping him.
"Hey!" he said,
"It comes with the territory."
"Hey guys,"
said James, walking over to them, "Uh…why is Maj feeling
herself up!"
"Because, Sirius is in my body!"
screamed Maj, grabbing her original body's hands and keeping him from
feeling himself.
"Pence and Remus switched brains, and so did
Maj and Sirius." said Maj, referring to herself in the third
person.
"Okay…?" said James,
uncertainly.
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"Well,
this is very serious." said Professor McGonagall.
"Really?"
asked Peter.
"…Yes…" answered McGonagall, giving him
an odd look that meant, 'did you think I was joking, Mr. Pettigrew?'
"It will take about five hours to make a reversal potion."
said Slughorn, turning away from a potions book.
"FIVE
HOURS!" screamed Maj.
As the six walked back to their dorms,
James decided something.
"Hey, I'll give you all 10 galleons
each, if you go to Hogsmede, pretending like nothing
happened.
"Done." said Sirius.
"Moohaha!"
laughed Maj, evilly.
"Money!" exclaimed Pence.
"Are
you insane!" asked Remus.
"Rem, you're coming…that's
final." said Pence looking at him.
"But-"
"No
buts Mist-ah, I mean…Missy." Pence said
laughing.
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Hey butt muffins.
Yea it's Pence, what did you think? Maj
didn't like the end of this chappie, so she's letting me write it.
-Evil grin-
Pence is takin over from here.
Have fun
kids.
Rawr.
-Pence 'Ima bite your arm
off' Auryion
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As the six walked
through Hogsmede, Pence started naming off all the things she could
get pierced and tattooed on Remus.
"Nose, ears, eyebrows,
lip, tongue, neck, back…"
"Yea, get Moony a tattoo on
his back." laughed James. Pence looked at him for a minute,
"I
meant getting your back pierced, retard."
"How d'you…"
Remus started, "Never mind, I don't even want to know."
Pence grinned, as Maj came and whispered something in Pence's ear.
Pence laughed and nodded. The boys looked at them suspiciously, but
thought they were just being…well…them!
Soon, they got to a
busy street, full of people window shopping and buying things. Pence
glanced over at Maj, she mouthed '1-2-3!' Maj grabbed Pence's hand
and they started skipping down the street…but of course, they were
in their boyfriend's bodies.
James and Peter stood right where
they were and laughed their heads off. Remus was standing there
unable to speak, as was Sirius. Finally, Sirius came to his senses
and ran off to stop Pence and
Maj.
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After
a few hours, Sirius and Remus were tired of stopping Pence and Maj
from mutilating their bodies, and so they decided it was time to head
back to the castle.
"Besides," said Remus, as Pence and
Maj pouted, "The reversal potion is probably done by
now."
"Yay!" yelled Maj, throwing her hands in the
air.
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Okay, that was about as creative as I could get right now…Hehe.
Sod off asshats. I'm still making the end, but these next few
paragraphs are from Maj.
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When
they got to Hogwarts, they found Slughorn. He said the potion was
ready, so they all went into a class room to take the potion. Remus
took his glass and drained it. He closed his eyes, when he opened
them, he was looking at Pence's body, he looked down at himself to
find that he was, indeed, himself.
"Yes, I'm not Pence
anymore!"
"Everyone in their own bodies?" asked
Slughorn.
"I am," smiled Pence.
"Me too,"
answered Sirius. Maj hugged herself,
"Body, are you okay? Did
Sirius do anything to you?"
"Hey," said Sirius,
"You know I would never hurt you!" Then the two had some
long delayed snogging. Remus sighed,
"Now I know what it's
like to be a girl," he said, "You're short…" Pence
bit his arm, "Ow!" he said rubbing his arm, "But you
know, now I'll have to start beating people up that look at you
hungrily…it's uncomfortable."
"You get used to it…but
hopefully, you won't have. I like my body!" yelled Pence
imitating Maj and hugging herself.
Hey it's
Pence…again. I actually just made a few tweaks of the ending, coz I
couldn't think of anything. Yea…don't ask about the biting of
Remmy's arm…It's what I do at school. Hehe. ;
STFU
not really
we need reviews people!
-pence