Yoga Class

Chapter Eight: Decisions and Monkeys

Everyone be proud - I wrote another chapter! Okay, okay-the nocturnal fairy was a bit strange but it was off the top of my head so give me props. (Props...who thought of that saying anyway?)

Shout-outs:

Starfire77: Expect the unexpected...but if you expect the unexpected does the unexpected become the expected thus meaning you cannot expect what you thought was the unexpected because it is now the expected? Yes...that is exactly it. Thanks for reviewing!

BaByXbOoX143: I'm glad to know someone laughed at it.nn And I fully agree on the Rin thing because she is more like a daughter than anything. I was pondering this then Boom! Idea! Thanks for reviewing! (Plus Kikyou lvoes Inuyasha)

Demonslayingmonk: The story I got off the top of my head. It was interesting. Every short story I write is so dumb and profoundly stupid it's...well, stupid. Kagura is neat-Thanks for reviewing!

chocolatechipp: Whoo hoo-I got props! ((Runs around with them)) ((Props are tiny green sea anemones (sp) )) Yeah I know that is why I thought it safe to make Miroku in that position, cept for those episodes where Inuyasha questions it-but it's funny. Thanks for reviewing!

fairyskye: Nah, I like questions. ...will you be mad if I put him with Kagura? ((Cower)) Thanks for reviewing!

Sango-Anime-Chick: Yeah, I love it too for some strange and freak reason. I have other stories about those two if you want to read them sometime- or go check out (Think think) Tao Punk (Maybe that's the sn) She has a wonderful Sesshomaru and Sango story! I have Brilliant Minds and Sudden Love. Mine aren't that great but oh well. O.O Thanks for reiviewing!

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Lady-Sango 77: I shall, and thank you. Thanks for reviewing!

YouTajiyaSango: I think Kagura is almost unanimous (Sp?) Kagura would be a good choice, Kikyou might mess it up cause I already have her as Inuyasha's ex-girlfriend in this story so...aye-would be a twist (ideas ideas) Thanks for reviewing!

shadowww15: ((Hides)) I"ll do my best-((looks at everyone else)) Rin would be a good choice...she does have a set relationship with Sesshomaru in the series... Thanks for reviewing!

Miranda: Rin would be a good choice...(Ideas ideas) Ah, well it's all so interesting to think about. Thanks for reviewing!

Kagome4Inu Actually Kagura seems to be leading. My plays issues are, well...not really MY issues but oh well-it was random and I liked it. Thanks for reviewing!

Sorry I didn't capitalize the names...I'm lazy. ((Eats chips and coke))

He wasn't what I wanted, what I thought no

He wouldn't even open up the door

He never made me feel liek I was special

He isn't really what I'm looking for-

Her new CD is pretty cool.

Professor Jaken stood before the group of gathered students on the large stage looking down at the lot of them.

"Okay," his voice was extremely high today. His love rock, Kicky, was in his left pocket. "We have to chose music for the play-I was thinking we should make it up and I am assigning this special job to Koga and Inuyasha."

"WHAT?" They both cried, their hatred for one another dove deeper than blood and kidneys.

"I can't be with that loser-It'll ruin not only my reputation but the music will reek!" Koga yelled out, his long black ponytail swinging beautifully.

"Yeah? WELL-I can't be with that sick-o ("Oh good word," Kagome muttered to Sango sarcastically.) because he-he...he..." His paused, thinking. "He is STUPID!" ("REALLY good word," Kagome whispered again.)

"Look you two-we only have a week till the show and we need all the practice we can get so you two are going to have to buck up ("Buck...up?" Sango asked to Kagome, quietly in blunt and sarcastic confusion.) and get it together. Pick songs-make up songs-I don't care but they have to relate to a lovely fairy-and a beautiful rock-" he added as an afterthought.

"But I'm already in the play as it is!" He cried.

"Then I'm goign to have to change the part to someone else..." He looked around the crowd.

Kagome, who had been annoyed that morning by Inuyasha, raised her hand. "We don't have time to change it-leave the part to him. Inuyasha is responsible (Miroku snickered) and he'll get it done."

Jaken smiled proudly at Kagome and nodded. not noticing Inuyasha's jaw drop heavily. "Very well then. Now then-only the parts-" he passed out the papers with parts on them. "I need some volunteers to do make-up."

There was silence and no one raised their hand.

"Well then-Sango and Kikyou-you two are our make-up artist."

Miroku's face spread in a grin. "And I have to be covered in paint Sango-head to toe-" He said to her, grinning until he got a whack in the face.

"Okay, and last but certainly not least is too introduce my assistant manager...Give a great round of applause to Sesshomaru-" Every girl standing there except Kagome and Sango burst into applause as the graceful and delicate yet strong Sesshomaru came out from the side curtain, his long veil of silver hair training behind him.

"He'll be helping me direct-now then-Miroku and Inuyasha-bring your parts up here. Bees, please stand over there for now. Everyone else, help me set up-" He voice drifted off as Sango and Kagome sepertaed themselves into the back of the bees-around nineteen beese. They talked amongst themselves, Kagome's eyes wide and her cheeks pink.

"Sango-I know you hate to hear this but-"

"No Kagome-shut up!"

"I have to PEE!" She danced a bit, then raced off up the aisle, ducking behind chairs so she wouldn't get caught.

Sango sighed and shook her head, crossing her arms over her chest. SHe peered around the stage, her eyes trained to find Miroku who was tlaking to Professor Jaken ina loud tone.

"Hello-" A voice behind Sango made her jump. SHe turned quickly, her eyes wide as she came face to faec with Sesshomaru.

"OH-um...hi Sesshomaru," she answered nervously.

"YOu haven't called me," he replied cooly.

"I never call you-" she answered.

"Well, you need my number then." He handed her a piece of paper with it on there.

"Um-thanks I guess." She stuffed it into her back pocket.

"Now then-Sango..." He slowly slilpped an arm around her waist, her cheeks turning a brilliant red. "S-s-s-sesshomaru-" She stuttered.

"IT's alright Sango dear-" He leaned down to kiss her when-

SMACK!

WHACK!

BAM!

SMACK-

WHACK-BAM!

KA-BLAM!

"You dirty bastard! I told you stay away from HER!"

SMACK SMACK SMCAK SMACK!

Sango fell backwards onto her butt-her eyes wide. She saw Miroku, then Kagome running forward...Sesshomaru was on the ground covering his head-a girl with black hair and feathers beating him with a plastic bat. A smaller girl peered over her 'mommy's' hip and watched her Daddy being hit.

"YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING LAZY BASTARD-I SAID NOT TO TOUCH HER!"

Sesshomaru said nothing-he was far too occupied with twitching in pain.

Sango came to her senses and jumped up. "Wait wait...stop! He didnt mean it-he was just joking!"

THe woman gave him a few more whacks before turning and looking at her rival. "How dare you take MY man away from me you whore!"

"Hold it now-" Miroku said, trying to step in.

"Look-I'm nto going to fight with you...just...who are you?" Sango asked curiously. Sesshomaru was now brushing himself off.

After she had blew a hair out of her face and whacked Sesshomaru one more time-the woman spoke. "I'm Kagura-and this is my husband Sessshomaru-"

"I am not your-"

WHACK!

"As I was saying-this is my HUSBAND-" she glared down at him "Sesshomaru and our daughter, Rin." THe little girl with her front tooth missing stepped out and grinned.

"You have a wife?" Sango cried, her hand sgoing to her face.

"Yes he does and he loves her-come along now dear-" She grabbed his feet and dragged him away and up the aisle, the little girl trying to talk to her Daddy all the while.

"A father...hm-" Said Sango, shaking her head. "Never expected that."

She turned to watch the remainder of the play, just in tiem to see a puff ball of dirt rush across the stage. Inuysha and Koga were at it, their fist flying and hair ripping. kagome was in hystarics laughing at the two.

"What happened-" Sango asked, eyeing the stage.

"Well, see-Koga wanted it o say 'And the lovely bee of only fifteen!' meaning me, but Inuyasha wanted it to say 'And the best music maker since Tasha-Inuyasha!" With that she laughed again.

Frankly, Sango couldn't see what wsa so funny...

Okay that's it for now and RinSesshy lovers please don't kill me! ((Cower)) I just went with thee majority of the vote...Sorry-aye. Lol.

One more poll:

Shoudl I have songs I make up

Or actual song songs?

Please review!

KuroKage