Yoga Class

Chapter Nine: The Real Monkeys

Wow, it hasn't even been that long since I last updated…Anyways, it's spring break now and I'm just relaxing and having a good time. Actually I've been watching TV all-day and wasting the minutes that I could be using to clean and such. Oh well, tomorrow might change-it's a different day.

Shout-outs:

BaByXbOoX143: Thanks! I'm glad someone liked the turn out of the family. I didn't want to leave Rin out but the thought of Rin being Sesshomaru's girlfriend seems kind of strange to me because she's so young. So-being a father is more suited. Plus, at least I have those two characters now. Thanks for reviewing!

YoukaiTajiyaSango: Lol. It helps-I think I'll do more of both or more of just one-but I'm still not sure and I'm going to write the chapter in a few minutes. Anyways, what does Ne mean? I know Gomen is sorry. Thanks for reviewing!

Dancingsilverwolf: It was major into Yoga Class to begin with-that's how it got started but once I got my story deleted the first time (which turned out to not be such a bad thing other than losing all those chapters) from there it's just been more into Jaken and his teachings. Thanks for reviewing and I'll try to make it less confusing!

Shadowww15: Thank you, lol. I just can't see him with Rin cause she's so little and I couldn't picture Rin older…Eh, anyway. Thanks for reviewing and your advice!

Lady-Sango77: So true-I like that idea lots. Thanks for reviewing!

Starfire77: A time when I can't think up some stupid song? Never! Thanks for reviewing!

Kagome4Inu: We all need anger management. ((Twitch)) Especially Jacob. Haha. Well, thanks for reviewing!

Demonslayingmonk: He would be quite the interesting father! Good then my make-everyone-think-miroku-is-beating-sesshomaru-plan worked! (METMIBSP) Thanks for reviewing!

Wind Archer: Thankee for your advice. Thanks for reviewing!

Kitsu Kurasei: Just for you I named the title The Real Monkeys and plan to include a segment with monkeys in it. Thanks for reviewing!

Zimfry23: Oh, yeah I watch and love both of those shows! I just wish they hadn't taken Invader Zim off Nickelodeon. ((Curses them)) Gir was awesome! I love Futurama, and definitely Simpsons (Same creator and all). I guess I prefer Soft Rock and Rock. ((I know-almost two extremes) I love Matchbox 20 and Dido and such. My Chemical Romance…Yeah I like pretty much everything. I could include those…Thanks for reviewing!

animelover: Wow, thank you and thanks for reviewing!

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All the pain I thought I knew

All the thoughts lead back to you
back to what was never said

Back and forth inside my head

I can't handle this confusion
I'm unable-come and take me away

……l……ll……lll…..STORY…..ll…….ll……l

It was opening night. The crowd outside was unbelievable as most of them had heard from Miroku's family (A bunch of lecherous, gossiping monks) that Inuyasha was to be a girl fairie, of course Miroku had left out who he happened to be. He still shuddered to think of it.

Backstage was a mess. Kagome was running around trying to get people to straighten things up while Jaken sat in a chair with Kikyou dabbing at his forehead and Hojo petting Kicky. Kagome, in her bee costume rushed onto stage with Sango and other members as the curtain began to rise. At once Jaken jumped up and raced to the side to direct, best as he could…

There was a loud noise and the audience immediately covered their ears. It sounded like a record being scratched…

"Everybody say hey …. Ho…. Hey …. Ho…"

"No," screamed Jaken running around stage and nearly ripping Inuyasha and Koga's ears off. "Away from the music! AWAY!" He pressed the play button and soft classical music echoed on the stage as Miroku – covered in head to toe in blue paint with a blue shirt and blue shorts with beads covered them –actually they were boxers, but only Sango cared to notice.

He danced onto the step on his tippy toes – his cheeks luckily covered by the blue paint for they were a startling red. As he danced across the screen on the very tip of his toes – speaking his parts with perfect emphasis…perfection in all aspects….

The audience was taken – their eyes were brimming with tears when the blue fairy sat alone on the plastic rock and cried his heart out because he just wanted to be different – not solid…Oh and the agony of discovering he would have to venture out into the night! One women gave a weep as Miroku fell to his knees…and the curtain drew together….The music was all classical hits – there were even fogies at the back dancing to a tune they had known as boys…until they started booty dancing…then they were thrown out – but anyway.

The night was magic for Jaken who was in a dead faint most of the play…until he heard the rapper like scratching of records…the he finally tied Inuyasha and Kouga up until it came time for Inuyasha to become Miroku's lover-

Decked in solid pink he ventured out onto the stage – his long hair in a hair net completely determined to do his best…

They talked and acted, danced their little jig and listened as the audience laughed at their jokes, smiled at the amount of love…and finally wept at their parting:

"Bluefairyella…you know that you and I could never be together as long as my passion for changing my color is involved!" Miroku cried out, raising his arm in gesture.

"But my sweet, solidbluefairyhunk….I am in love with you – does this mean nothing!" Inuyasha turned around his hands to his face while Koga snickered behind the curtain…until Jaken gagged him.

"I must go now…I love you…have you anything to say in return?" Everyone could hear Sango backstage sighing, wishing it had been her he was saying these romantic things too, even if he was pink.

Inuyasha smiled at Miroku, and put both his hands on Miroku's shoulders – looking him straight in the eye…his eyes filled with tears at the mere thought of what he would be saying next…

"Sweet dreams are made of this but who I am to disagree…traveled the world and the seven seas-everybody's looking for something-"

After that the whole auditorium was a ruckus…people were falling over in their chairs laughing and the cast backstage had rushed out and were slapping Inuyasha on the back and patting his shoulders-Kagome even gave him a hug…

Inuyasha had successfully ruined the entire play…

After that Jaken managed to get everyone back in order and attempt to complete the play but no matter whose line it was they would sing verses from a song until most of the audience had left – even the two booty dancing fogies.

"INUYASHA!" Jaken screamed… "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING MY WORLD OF TORTURE!" he hissed the last words and stormed out.

Oh how different things would be….

Preview!

Not really a preview – but a look into what I have planned next…

Inuyasha is now entered in Jaken's training program to make him….disciplined. Little does he know the whole idea of it favors Samara's horrible happenings like in the Ring. If you haven't seen it…don't worry – if you have, we cried for her until she climbed out of the TV!

Okay:

So that solved the music thing…classical and scratching records…sorry it was so short though but I had this all planned out in my head and sounds a lot better if you think about it…anyways, the next chapter might not be about Samara unless a couple of people are whooting for it…that movie was a bit traumatizing for a few days. . ..

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