Chapter 20
Majers is 17! (And everyone gets pretty random)
by Pence Auryion -okay, so the first paragraph was by Maj-
Note: This chapter was written during the time when Pence was grounded; written in the notebook, it's seven pages long…most of the chapters are about 4 notebook pages long. So be prepared. Also: Pence wrote at the top of this chapter "A Cornucopia of Inside Jokes"

Maj jumped down the stairs the morning of April 22, 1977.
"Lalalalala-sama!" she said, running around the common room at 5:20 in the morning, "Can five plus five equal chicken?"
"Maj, sweetie, we haven't even been to the Astronomy Tower yet. We weren't planning on going either…" yawned Sirius, Maj had woken everyone up, you see. Maj bounced over to where Pence had fallen asleep,
"PASTA!" she yelled in her face. Pence shot straight up, put her hand in front of her face and said;
"I didn't do it!" they all looked at her in silence until Maj said,
"Die Bacon Staple-Face!" Remus gave a troubled look towards Maj,
"Is it me, or is Maj really high…and slash or drunk?" he asked.
"It's her birthday," James informed him.
"Ah." …Meanwhile, Sirius and Maj were having fun shooting confetti from their wands at Peter and Pence. Peter was trying to shield himself, but Pence, who was not a morning person, was just sitting on the ground, trying not to fall asleep.
They went down to breakfast around 6:30, Maj still very hyper. As they were eating, Remus (very out of nowhere, I might add) said,
"What is that smell? It smells…fruity."
"It's your mom." said Pence, as it was her new saying. She paused for a minute before she said, "Oh wait…yea, sorry bout that Remmers."
Remus shook his head,
"You didn't answer my questions…what smells fruity?"
"Well…" Pence pointed at Sirius and Maj. Remus blinked. Sirius was stuffing Maj's bag with pears, as she rubbed an apple on her face.
"What the bloody hell is wrong with you people today!" Remus said, feeling very alone in his sane-world.
"Moony shut up! You'll cramp my style!" Maj said, throwing a lemon at him. Sirius stopped fruit-ifying Maj's bag and started yelling,
"STYLE-CRAMPER!" repeatedly, while pointing at Remus.
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-Completely Pointless notes passed during History of Magic-
I'm poking you with mah mind Siri-love. -Maj
Yea, it feels good too…-Padfoot
…can we please stop talking about Padfoot's fantasies? -Prongs
Ditto. It's making me sick. -Wormtail
Yea well you know what? You're making me sick. -Pads
Stop. Bullying is wrong. -Moony
You gotta look at the camera when you say that! -Pencers
Um…yea, I don't even want to know.-Prongs
It's just a jump to the left! -Maj
And then a step to your right!-Pence
Put your hands on your hips! -Maj
And bring your knees in tight! -Pence
(I LOVE THAT MOVIE!) But it's the pelvic thrusts that really drive you insane! -Padfoot
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! -Pads, Maj, and Pence
God, I remember that movie…so weird. -Prongs
Rocky Horror Picture Show, right? -Wormtail
Yes…I remember being dragged to that last year. -Moony
Hahaha, "Dammit, Janet! I love you!" -Padfoot (BRAD!)
"Oh Brad, I'm mad for you too!" -Maj (JANET!)
Okay, stop quoting before I start using big words. -Moony
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-More completely pointless notes, but from Transfiguration-
Elyon Majhica Lily Destinee Triniti Santose. -Maj
God, that's you're full name! -Prongs
That's long, and confusing… -Moony
That's nothing, look at my full name! Pence Melissa Cheyanne Raine Gemini Zadia Auryion. One more name than Maj, so HAH! -Pence
You guys's parents were insane. Mine didn't bother to give me a middle name…so I change it every time someone asks! -Padfoot
Hey Siri, what's your middle name? -Maj
Gabriel. -Padfoot
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Maj asked Sirius this question over and over again for the rest of the class, eventually, he ran out of names. Transfiguration was the last class for the day, so James, Remus, Pence, and Peter went to the common room to start plotting, er…I mean 'planning' a birthday prank, er…I mean 'celebration' for Maj. Maj wasn't to know about her present, so Sirius was to "preoccupy" her. Maj and Sirius were walking around the lake outside. Sirius looked at his watch; he was told that he should bring Maj in at dinner…that was 45 minutes away…He glanced at Maj,
'Oh hell with it,' he thought, and started snogging her.
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"Okay, he's in their common room…" Pence said, looking at the map the boys had constructed in their fifth year.
"How are we getting him out?" Remus said, thinking aloud.
"Well," said James with an evil grin, "I bet if we sent Wormtail in there in rat-form, he'd scream like a girl and run for his insignificant little life."
"I didn't know the word 'insignificant' was in your vocabulary Prongs…"
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Maj pushed away from Sirius,
"I…can't…breathe-!" she said, gasping for air. Sirius grinned,
"It's all part of the Sirius Black Charm, babe." he said, taking out a small box, "I got you this." Maj smiled and took the box,
"Openitopenitopenit!" Sirius said, sounding like an eager little kid. Maj opened the box and squeed. Inside was a solid gold, heart-shaped, locket with a swirled pattern. Maj opened the locket to see "Sirius + Majhica" engraved in it. Sirius smiled from her reaction, and took the necklace and put it around her neck.
"Yay!" she said happily.
Then they started snogging…again.
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James and Pence came into the common room after being gone for about 10 minutes. They took off the invisibility cloak and started helping put up a 'Happy Birthday Maj' sign.
"Did it work?" asked Peter.
"Yep, we charmed it so it won't show up until he walks into the hall." James said smirking.
"This is gonna be good."
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"Webethahgooensied," Sirius said, trying to talk and snog at the same time.
"Whaa?" asked Maj, pushing away.
"I said, 'We better go inside' …it's almost time for dinner." Sirius said, checking his watch.
"Okay," Maj said.
The two walked into the Great Hall and found their friends sitting at the table already.
"Ooh, nice necklace!" said Pence to Maj as she sat down.
"I know! Isn't it cool?" About five minutes later, James tapped Maj and pointed to the entrance of the hall,
"Happy Birthday!" he said.
"You got me Snape!" asked Maj, startled.
"Just watch…" said Remus. As Snape entered the hall, a big neon green sign appeared over him with an arrow. The sign read:
Pimp Master Severus
The whole room started laughing. Professor McGonagall rushed over looking furious,
"What is the meaning of this?" she asked just loud enough for the Gryffindors to hear. Snape, for a moment, didn't know what she was talking about until he glanced upwards. The look on his face was priceless, as was the one on McGonagall's. Maj couldn't think things could get any better…that's when Pence took out her wand and muttered something.
Bright pink letters appeared on Snape's shirt, they said,
MCGONAGALL IS MY BITCH
Everyone from the Gryffindor table had now exploded with laughter. Every time Snape tried to explain, his shirt would change sayings…
MCGONAGALL IS A SLUT
MCGONAGALL IS A DIRTY HO
MCGONAGAL CHARGES BY THE HOUR
and so on.
In the end, Snape lost Slytherin 75 points, and earned himself 3 weeks detention. Everyone went up to the Gryffindor common room to further celebrate Maj's 17th birthday. Maj thought it had been the best birthday she'd ever had. She was so cheerful, that she didn't even mid the horrible hangover she had the next day.
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Chapter 20 dedicated to Elyon Majhica Santose!
Now…for all the inside jokes!

-Lalala-Sama
One day over the phone with my friend Yun-chan-san (sama-kun) (AKA: YUKIKITTY) I was discussing the show InuYasha with her. We were talking about Miroku, also called Houshi-sama. At first, she didn't understand what I was saying, so she says, "Lalala-sama?"

-Pasta!
The first day of school this year, we were eating lunch. Yun and I were talking about something, and out of nowhere, Maj leans up to us and says, "PASTA!" It was extremely random.

-Die Bacon Staple-Face!
A kid named Aaron at our school is in my science class. One day I asked if I could staple his shirt, he said that the day he lets me staple his shirt, is the day he lets me staple his face. I told him he should have been named Staple-Face. Then another day, he started talking about bacon. Thus his nickname.

-"It smells…fruity." "It's your mom."
Heh, the first part was originally said by a kid in my ALA class, Zach. I replied that it was his mom. He kept asking, and I kept telling him, "Your mom." so he ended up punching me in the arm…

-"Stop, you'll cramp my style!"
-sigh- My five year old sister said this after I dressed her up and my dog started licking her foot.

-"Stop. Bullying is wrong." "You gotta look at the camera when you say that!"
lmao, this is from a movie thing we had to make in Life Skills on bullying. Me and Yun were the bullies, pushing another girl, the girl who was supposed to stop us comes up, looks directly at the camera and says, "Stop. Bullying is wrong." so now we joke about it all the time.

-And lastly, the whole Rocky Horror Picture Show thing
The simple explanation:
Me and Maj adore that movie.
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