Yoga Class

Chapter Sixteen: Whose Idea Anyway?

Alright, sorry I haven't been updating. I say this to the nine people who read my fics. God bless you. My boyfriend kind of broke up with me, but I admit on every part that I deserve it. Gah, I'm a horrid person. Someone shoot me.

Okay, shout-outs:

Shadowww15 – YoukaiTajiyaSango – Sangonesan – Absent of Grace – EvilHeart89 – Sangi – SangoAnimeChick – The Dancing Chicken – Kagome of darkness

It's a short update. Damn. (Insert sigh) Anyway, you know the disclaimer, the warning stays on language…blah, blah.

"It's safe, come on before they notice us."

"Miroku's log: It's four A.M. and some psychotic neurotic insomniac has us up and sneaking around the school premises. Why did I agree to come? Simple! My Sango was here," Miroku clicked off his tape recorder and gave Sango a pat on the rear.

With a with deserved slap out of the way, the group leaned around the side of the building, watching the janitor patrolling the base windows by the cafeteria.

"We could sneak through the shrubs," Kagome suggested.

"What good will that do us?" Inuyasha asked her, attempting to give her a look but failed due to the darkness around them.

"We could sneak through the shrubs," Kagome said, annoyed, "and open the basement window. There is a latch."

"Oh right, the one you and I discovered…" Inuyasha's voice trailed off as he caught a glimpse of a look from Kagome.

Sango and Miroku exchanged glances, then with lifted eyebrows looked back at Inuyasha and Kagome whose faces slowly changed into a fine shade of red.

"I…uh..." Kagome said, biting the tip of her fingernails.

"Um…what I mean is that…we…" Inuyasha was right along with her, stuttering.

"We think it's a good idea," Sango said. Miroku nodded.

"What?" Kagome and Inuyasha cried. What they had done last summer was not a good idea-

"Opening the basement latch?" Sango asked, her eyebrow again raised.

"Oh," Kagome said, flushing even more.

They began to creep alongside the school building, pausing when the janitors flashlight ran over the bushes. A few times he named various animals he somehow thought were in the bushes.

"Damn raccoon."

"Damn squirrel."

"Damn zebra."

"Miroku's log: You want to know whose idea this is?" Miroku began.

Inuyasha snatched it from him and hurriedly said into the microphone on top of the recorder, "This is Inuyasha's log! If you don't shut your mouth I'm going to shut it for you and it won't be pretty!"

"Damn cats," muttered the janitor. He was hearing voices again. It was the same voices his cats used when they told him of their plans for world domination.

"Be quiet, both of you," Kagome said as she fiddled with the latch.

Sango sat beside her, watching.

"Give me my recorder!" Miroku said.

"No way, you're just gonna annoy the hell out of the rest of us!" Inuyasha said as he held the recorder again, almost sitting on it.

"Those aren't cats. My cats work together," the old janitor mumbled. "Hey!" He cried out, as he ran toward the bushes…okay, as he hobbled toward the bushes. He parted them to find an empty wall.

"What in the…" he said, and then he knew he was crazy when he heard a thump from the empty bushes; crazy, crazy old man, now dancing to himself.

Kagome, Inuyasha, Miroku, and Sango leaned against the wall under the window to the basement, the loosened latch flapping against the wind. They were all breathing quite heavily, looking at the darkness in front of them, having barely made it through the trap door. Inuyasha had been the last one in, falling on his face.

Kagome helped Inuyasha up in the end as they made their way to where the portal had once been so long ago. Standing in front of it they could see nothing.

"Why did you bring us back here, again, Inuyasha?" Miroku asked, looking at him. Inuyasha stood with his feet apart, staring at the empty space in front of him. "I know we can get in. We just have to look for a way.

"We found the last one by mistake anyway. What makes you think we'll find it again this time?" Sango asked, touching the air in front of her.

"Because last time…we were all searching for one another…" Inuyasha muttered to himself.

"And we were worried," Kagome said.

"Worried, yeah. So what if we run around the school and look for each other?" Inuyasha suggested, seeming quite happy with his plan.

"That isn't going to work," Kagome said.

"Oh, who rained on your party, Kagome? Just cause you can't think of anything," Inuyasha said, still cocky.

"First of all, we'd know we were safe. Second of all, it's a school. This is like, the safest place I have ever been too."

"You haven't been many places," he retorted, looking quite annoyed.

"You two, just shut up," Sango said, looking around the room.

They both gaped at her.

"We need to focus on finding a way to get into the portal, and I'm sure it was conducted using magic and not just us looking for each other."

"Quite right."

There was silence for a few moments.

"Who said that?" Miroku asked, looking around the dark room at his friends.

"I didn't."

"Neither did I."

"Nope."

"I did," and they looked to the steps leading into the cafeteria to find Sesshomaru. He was watching the four of them without a hint of humor on his lips, or in his eyes.

"Why are you here?" Inuyasha asked, turning on the balls of his feet and glaring at Sesshomaru.

"Calm down, Inuyasha. You should be here. I know how to return."

For the funny part…uhh, just go to my Inuyasha Fan website and it has a link under Laughs called Miroku VS Sango….Yeah. Go to that if you want. I'd appreciate it.

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Kuro Kage