MARIA: Okay, here is the story. Allison and I are both borderline obsessed with LOST. And recently we crossed the line and wrote this.
ALLISON: Hi, this is Allison. Ummm... Since me and Maria are in love with Lost (and some people on it) :cough cough: Maria loves Sawyer!
MARIA: HEY! Well, Allison loves JACK!
ALLISON: No! Okay maybe. Anyway we thought it would be fun to be on Lost! So we put ourselves in the show and this is what we came up with. Hope you like it!
DISCLAIMER: We don't own LOST, but we do own Allisyn and Maria. So no one try to steal them. Or else. Ha.
SUMMARY: An ACC parody of LOST. Sort of. If the people are out of character this is why. Have fun.
-HOLIDAY-
-BY WHENICOMEAROUND AND COMPANY-
-CHAPTER ONE-
"We should be ready to go by tomorrow morning." said Michael. Walt looked up from his comic book at his father and rolled his eyes. Michael had been saying that for a week now. Seeing this, Maria smiled at the boy.
"So, here's the plan- Jin, Sawyer, Walt, Maria and I will set sail tomorrow morning, hopefully in good weather." said Michael to Jack.
"Sounds good," said Jack. "Now, I will proceed to lead a journey through the jungle and act all heroic so either Allisyn or Kate will fall in love with me."
"Good for you," said Michael. "Have fun."
"I heard my name," Allisyn said, walking up to Jack with a smile.
"Where did you come from?" Jack said, surprised to see Allisyn.
"Uhh... over there." Allisyn pointed. "I was helping Claire with the baby and I got bored so I came to see how the raft was coming along." Jack looked at Allisyn expectantly. "What? I have a short attention span!" she said defensively.
Jack smiled. "I know."
Enter Kate. "Hey Jack, Allisyn. What's going on?"
"We were just talking." said Allisyn.
"Hmmm," said Kate, a neutral response.
Jack saw the tension building between Allisyn and Kate, so being the thoughtful, heroic guy he was he decided to change the subject.
"Uhh... you guys ready?" he said. "To get the dynamite, I mean."
"Yes." said Kate and Allisyn at the same time. They glared at one another, then fake-laughed awkwardly.
"Let's go." said Jack. He smiled to himself. It was great having girls fight over him.
Kate and Allisyn left, followed by Jack.
"That's so cute." said Maria to no one in particular.
"What?" Michael said, not looking up from the raft.
"Them." Maria points to where Jack, Allisyn, and Kate had previously inhabited.
"Oh." he said, looking in the direction of her pointing finger.
Enter Sawyer. "Hey Mike, Walt, MIA."
"Don't call me that, Sawyer," said Maria for the millionth time. Hearing her comment but ignoring it, Sawyer turned to Michael. "When is this hunk of bamboo gonna be ready?"
"Soon, Sawyer," said Michael. "Be patient."
Sawyer rolled his eyes. Then he turned to look at Maria.
"So, cupcake, I hear you're coming on our little voyage." she looked at him.
He's so hot, Maria thought.
"Yes, I am. Is that a problem, sir?" She looked over Sawyer and saw Walt smiling at her. He shook his head. Walt knew Maria had feelings for Sawyer and he also knew that she was probably in heaven right now.
Maria looked back at Sawyer. "I don't have a problem with it at all." he realized what he had just said. "Uhhh... I mean, it's not my job to decide who goes on the raft, so I don't give a damn."
"Good save, Sawyer." said Walt, not looking up from his comic book.
"Whatever." he mumbled as he walked away. Maria turned to see both Michael and Walt looking at her.
"What?" she demanded.
"Nothing." said Michael, smiling.
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"So, tell me something." said Kate. She was walking three feet behind Jack, hanging on his every word. Allisyn was walking a safe distance behind thinking, "Bitch."
"What?" said Jack.
"How do you know that this French lady isn't insane? That there isn't any dynamite? That this is a waste of time?"
"We don't." said Jack. He stopped, turned around, and looked Kate in the eye. "But it's not a waste of time."
"Oh, yeah?" Kate squinted. "How?"
Jack leaned in for the kiss, but at that exact moment, Allisyn sneezed.
"We should get moving." Locke said.
Jack moved up and talked to Locke, leaving Allisyn and Kate alone. Bad idea. Allisyn was flaming with jealous anger. She wanted Jack, so much in fact that she wanted him more than getting off this stupid island.
"You think you're pretty slick, don't you, Kate?" Allisyn found herself saying.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." said Kate, pretending to be confused.
"Yes, you do!" Allisyn insisted angrily.
Kate thought for a moment and then it came to her. "You want Jack, don't you?"
Allisyn thought about denying it. But then she knew she'd never get what she wanted if she did. So she said, "Brilliant observation, Captain Obvious."
Kate laughed. "Dream on, Allisyn! Jack loves ME."
"No, Jack loves ME!"
"He loves ME!"
"ME!"
"Excuse me, but you're acting like a couple of twelve year olds," said Hurley calmly. "Could you tone it down a bit?"
"SHUT IT, FAT HEAD!" Kate and Allisyn shouted at the same time.
Hurley widened his eyes and turned around, muttering something that sounded very much like, "Girls."
Kate and Allisyn faced each other, prepared to battled. Allison tossed blond hair angrily. Then Jack called, "Kate? Allisyn? Are you coming?"
With one last murderous glare at Kate, Allisyn hurried after Jack.
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"Well... are you guys set to go now?"
Michael looked at Walt, who was reading the same coming book he'd been reading the night before; Jin, who was pretending he understood; Sawyer, who was pretending he was incredibly sexy, and Maria, who was thinking, "Uh, yeah you are!"
"Let's go, then." he said. "Walt, put the comic book down for a second."
"Uh-uh." said Walt. Michael looked expectantly at Sawyer and Maria.
"Walt," said Maria, who was eager to leave this island before she had to hear Charlie or Hurley sing that song from West Side Story again. Seriously, if she heard "Ma-ri-aaaaa!" one more time, she was going to explode. "Put the comic book down so we can leave. Please."
Walt replied, "Just let me finish this chapter!"
"It's a comic book. There are no chapters!" Sawyer shouted irritably. "Walt, PUT THE DAMN COMIC BOOK DOWN NOW!"
Walt put the book down.
"Oooh, Sawyer," said Maria in an I'm-Telling-On-You sort of tone that everyone had used at least once in elementary school. "Way to be tough."
Sawyer hid his smile behind a scowl.
"Let's get going then, you guys." said Michael.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hope you liked this! It was a lot of fun to write. And it gave us something to do in Math. Also, this is Allison's first fic and I personally think she did fabulously, so please be nice in reviewing! Thanks for reading, there should be another chapter soon!