Happy Ending Hollywood Style
A/N- Hey guys just a short chappy before Harry Potter 6! PLEASE READ!
Dedicated to the HMS Marauders of course…
P.S.- To those curious my PEN NAME is made up of my nickname and last name's first initial… I would change it to Tajjy now- because it comes so naturally after all the e-mails…but OH WELL!
LOL!
"You are so lying."
"No, no, I am telling the complete and utter truth!"
"Liar!"
"Wait why is Adam a liar?" asked a blond girl in pig-tails walking in to sit next to her friend.
"Well," continued the excuser- a fifth year Gryffindor girl with a head of thick chestnut hair. "Adam here says that he saw our head-girl Lily Evans, kiss our most 'admirable' head-boy James Potter."
"Get out!" said the blond raising her eyebrow.
"Not just kissing either love, making out more like it." Said Adam excited that someone believed him… even in the most slightly. "A full out snog."
"Are you sure it wasn't someone else? Anyone else?"
"There aren't that many red-heads in Hogwarts Mel!"
Mel- the blonde's name- got it.
"Well we always knew it was going to happen… it's quite romantic and the chemistry was obvious to everyone but them, huh?"
"I don't believe it," repeated the brunette shaking her head,
"But Emily- they have become actual friends this year!"
Emily- the brunette, check.
"So? I think it's strictly business!" Emily retorted.
"So naïve Em… especially for a stuck-up prude… I always thought it was obvious."
"Adam you are such a git- why would you think so, she hated him."
"Exactly she hated him- past tense! Well remember back in our first year- their third I think it would be- yah their third… he pranked on another Slytherin-"
"This was one of the reasons she hated him- he always thought he had the right to really and that's why I personally think what you suggested is utter-"
"Emily will you just listen, Adam is quite perspective on people's personalities when he wants to be," called a sixth year, "let him finish."
Emily shook her head shocked to see how the little argument between two people had grown to be a full blown discussion with the all the fifth year Gryffindors, some interested-but not fully knowledgeable first years, plenty of gossipy second years, some bored third years, fourth years who came to see what was going on and decided to sit in and a lot of sixth years who experienced Hogwarts-most-anticipated-could-be-probably-never-would-be-love-hate-story first hand…
"So as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. She watched him jinx them, and for the first time not say anything back but 'you've been listening in class Potter' and that proves she doesn't completely hate him- never really has- and they do have chemistry!"
"You-are-reading-Mel's-Witch Weekly- again!"
"Have not!"
"Adam?"
"Well I think that he's right," pepped up a fourth year.
"Well they have been friends most of this year-" started a six year.
"Except that time when they were fighting before the Christmas- I mean New Years Ball- I mean informal gathering dance thingy!" cut in a second year.
"How do you know that much- and why?" stated Adam staring at her.
The twelve-year-old blushed and looked and stared at the wall as if terribly interested all of a sudden in something.
"Well as I was saying-" the sixth year tried to continue before another sixth year broke in.
"Ethan- they also spent the whole dance together- they danced together the whole time."
"So I danced with Julia you know from Hufflepuff? - the whole dance but that does not mean I like her- she's so annoying," shuddered another fifth year, Dan.
"Hey Julia is really nice- and my sister!" shrieked a second year.
"Well whatever guys- back to my point! If they were able to become such close friends, that means people can change, meaning back in their 3rd year they couldn't even say two words to each other that were not insults and now look at them- with that I think that ANYTHING is possible," finished Ethan agitated and out of breath.
Then the whole group in the Gryffindor common room started bursting into loud jabbering of conversations mostly relating to Lily and James and a bit about other couples and how they may as well be like Lily and James…
This was also helped by Sirius who seemed to nudge on the conversation, who seeing as to what they were talking about, walked in on random people and put in words like:
"Having-
-baby-
-named-
-Sirius-
- they're secretly-
-married-
-Peter-has-a-crush-on-Snape-
-Sirius Black is REALLY hot-
-I swear- they- are- married!"
You know, just to speed up some of the conversations and his own humor- that is until Amelia pulled him away from the group in the center shaking her head when he started talking about how "Amelia McKinnon- you know-Mia?- really had a huge unbearably intense crush on me."
And that's how James and Lily walked into the Gryffindor common room after their little 'flying lesson'.
"Sirius?" James muttered to his best friend. "What's going on mate? Sounds like we missed something big- like McGonagall having twins or something."
"Oh no, mate," Sirius smiled. "Nothing like that, they're actually talking about you're kids. I still think Sirius is a great name."
Being stared daggers by Lily Evans who was trying to subdue her giggles and a confused James Potter is never fun.
"Er, Sirius," James muttered casting Lily a sideways look, "you better, and by better I mean seriously better have a better excuse for that last er…. statement."
Sirius shook his head and whispered something into James ear, who then smiled and muttered, "Really… never expected it to be such a big deal really."
Pecking Lily with a kiss on the cheek, "Be back in a second love."
"James…" she warned looking at him shaking her head again. Goodness he was so weird- but that was why she like him wasn't it? Yah she really really really liked him.
Now from across the common room- up the steps that lead to the boy's dorms James Potter called in a voice- a voice that reminded Lily of the type he used back in his cocky yet baffled fifth year.
"OI EVANS! Will ya go to Hogmeande with me Evans?"
Suddenly roughly all the heads of the 'discussing' group turned to face both the head boy and girl with faces that were mixtures of shock, amusement, and anxiousness.
Lily hearing this sighed, as she tried to avoid turning a slightly pinkish shade.
"Potter- you bloke- you want me to go with you? I think you've finally went mad."
"Well yes, I'm crazy- for you Evans," he called giving her that annoying fifth year smirk.
"Well then Potter- if you promise to cut it out, YES!" she called after making a stern face- laughing now unable to keep up with the act.
With that James and Lily really never expected the following reaction- the whole Gryffindor house common room
Erupted…
Bursted…
In cheers...
Clapping…
Hollering…
And "At-a boy!"
Sighs
And "Finally"ies!
"So we'll get some SILENCE in this room?
Squeals…(and some sobs even…)
And occasional "It was all us, all us! Thank us! Thank us!" brought to you by Sirius Black of course.
Finally after practically seven years of nonsense really- something that always made sense happened. Something wonderful for really everyone (even the 'sobbing' Potter fan-girls…), something brilliant occurred and the Gryffindor could do nothing more then be relieved…leaving very flushed and red faced heads sitting on the couch staring at them- wondering how everyone managed to know about what seemed like a discreet relationship for the past six or so years…
But how long could that last?
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Darkstarr- I think honestly that what seems like a slight GOOD personality trait for James in this story is his ability to be carefree sometimes… it balances Lily as you'll see overall… and I don't know but MY James is not a sexist-chauvenist-pig etc… Lily just said it when he commented on PMS, LOL, I know for some people it's a big deal, but I call my guy-friends that when they act slightly sexist…heck even my uncles now that I think about it… Some people might make them such- because you know… extremely popular quite well looking boys… they just develop from that canon like we develop other things like 'counselor Remus…', you just think… hm possible! LOL! Thanks and PLEASE keep reading!
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P.S.- I'm ALWAYS hyper…
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Steelo- THANKS so much! Your reviews make me feel so good! WOW- 112… I thought there was a 100 limit! LOL! Sounds great…Eeks please forgive me but it is VERY late and I really need to post this- and you gave such a LONG review and my reply is SO short! I really gotta go post! I appreciate you keeping with this story so much!
HEHE- how was that for an oddly weird- short and confusing and weird chapter?
To tell you the truth no matter what happens after wards THIS chapter in particular was AMAZINGLY FUN to write!
If the characters, dialogue and stuff DO NOT MAKE SENSE- don't worry they weren't really meant to…
I just wanted to get a slight 'filler' chapter out before the HBP!
It comes out in less then ONE day!
I don't think I'm getting too many reviews this time, huh?
Oh WELL! Can we PLEASE try to reach for 150? Just 5 more needed! LOL!
It was fun and I just wanted to say next some BIG stuff may happen- but I had to wait for 6 to come out-
AND if it becomes AU it becomes AU… I love sticking to the books but OH WELL!
LOL! Will you guys keep reading?
I hear we are suppose to find something HUGE about Lily! I mean finally enough about James- what about the MUM?
LOL!
Yes I happen to be a huge feminist:)
You guys are great and I hope you guys have a GREAT time reading number 6!
Like always,
TajM
P.S.- PLEASE REVIEW GUYS!
P.P.S- I hope no one was O.C.- if they were TELL ME!
P.P.P.S.- I hope it made you laugh! We need more senseless humor!