After losing to Christian at Wrestlemania XX and having the supposed love
of his life Trish Stratus turn on him. Chris Jericho makes his way to the
back, to his dressing room. Mad as hell for falling for Trish Stratus and
her feminine wiles. Chris though to himself, "How could I have been so
stupid as to fall for her. I should have believed Christian, even though he
was playing me too." Chris scowled at every sympathetic and pitiful looks
he was getting while making his way back to his dressing room.
Opening his door and then slamming it shut with such force the pictures on the wall rattled. Chris started cursing to himself, as he started grabbing his things and putting them in his gym bag. Not even wanting to stick around long enough to take a shower.
Then there was a knock at Chris's door, soft yet hard enough for him to notice. At first Chris considered ignoring it, because he thought it just might be one of the guys coming by to rib him for falling for a skank like Trish, but then he thought it might be one of the office guys to check on him and his knee. So he decided to answer the door. Boy, was he surprised to see who was standing behind it.
"Lita!", he said. "What do you want?" Chris was wondering what she wanted, seeing she was supposed to be Trish's best friend. "Hey Chris! Can I come in?", Lita asked. "Sure", he said. Lita made her way into Chris's dressing room and sat down on the bench.
"So what brings you to my dressing room, Lita?", he snapped out. "Wait, because if you are here to gloat don't. Because I don't want to hear it. And yes I know I should have maybe listened to Christian bout Trish. But then I didn't know that assclown was going to turn his back on me."
"Well, well, well aren't we snarky this evening, Jericho. Actually I saw what happened to you out there and though I think you are still the biggest jerk in the freeworld, what they did was wrong. I expected the from Christian, but not from Trish. What she did was wrong, playing with your emotions and stringing you along and all that. Sound familiar?", Lita asked.
"Yes, it does. And I don't how many times I have to apologize for it and paying repentances for it.", he said. "But it still does not answer my question. What are you doing here."
"Actually I came here to see how you are?", Lita said.
"As you can see I am fine."
"Yeah, I can see physically you're fine, but what about emotionally?", she asked
"How do you think I feel, Lita? The girl I supposedly was falling for and whom I thought felt something for me, just turned her back on me. And went with someone who I thought was my best friend. Well, I feel shocked, angry and sad all rolled up into one little package. I want to hurt the both of them the way they hurt me. See I know I would destroy and hurt Christian, no problem But I can't touch Trish, because she's obviously a woman. I just want some revenge, I am so blind with rage right now, I can't see or think straight."
"What if I offered my help, so you could get your revenge?", she asked.
"I would have to ask what's in it for you?", Jericho said.
"Nothing is in it for me Jericho except, for sweet revenge! So you up for it or not?"
"I like the way you think my, dear Lita! Hell yeah I'll team up with you to get some revenge.", he said with a huge smirk on his face.
And then Lita and Chris shook hands to seal the deal on their new partnership. A partnership born out of a mutual hatred for two people, who were going to pay dearly for what they had done.
Opening his door and then slamming it shut with such force the pictures on the wall rattled. Chris started cursing to himself, as he started grabbing his things and putting them in his gym bag. Not even wanting to stick around long enough to take a shower.
Then there was a knock at Chris's door, soft yet hard enough for him to notice. At first Chris considered ignoring it, because he thought it just might be one of the guys coming by to rib him for falling for a skank like Trish, but then he thought it might be one of the office guys to check on him and his knee. So he decided to answer the door. Boy, was he surprised to see who was standing behind it.
"Lita!", he said. "What do you want?" Chris was wondering what she wanted, seeing she was supposed to be Trish's best friend. "Hey Chris! Can I come in?", Lita asked. "Sure", he said. Lita made her way into Chris's dressing room and sat down on the bench.
"So what brings you to my dressing room, Lita?", he snapped out. "Wait, because if you are here to gloat don't. Because I don't want to hear it. And yes I know I should have maybe listened to Christian bout Trish. But then I didn't know that assclown was going to turn his back on me."
"Well, well, well aren't we snarky this evening, Jericho. Actually I saw what happened to you out there and though I think you are still the biggest jerk in the freeworld, what they did was wrong. I expected the from Christian, but not from Trish. What she did was wrong, playing with your emotions and stringing you along and all that. Sound familiar?", Lita asked.
"Yes, it does. And I don't how many times I have to apologize for it and paying repentances for it.", he said. "But it still does not answer my question. What are you doing here."
"Actually I came here to see how you are?", Lita said.
"As you can see I am fine."
"Yeah, I can see physically you're fine, but what about emotionally?", she asked
"How do you think I feel, Lita? The girl I supposedly was falling for and whom I thought felt something for me, just turned her back on me. And went with someone who I thought was my best friend. Well, I feel shocked, angry and sad all rolled up into one little package. I want to hurt the both of them the way they hurt me. See I know I would destroy and hurt Christian, no problem But I can't touch Trish, because she's obviously a woman. I just want some revenge, I am so blind with rage right now, I can't see or think straight."
"What if I offered my help, so you could get your revenge?", she asked.
"I would have to ask what's in it for you?", Jericho said.
"Nothing is in it for me Jericho except, for sweet revenge! So you up for it or not?"
"I like the way you think my, dear Lita! Hell yeah I'll team up with you to get some revenge.", he said with a huge smirk on his face.
And then Lita and Chris shook hands to seal the deal on their new partnership. A partnership born out of a mutual hatred for two people, who were going to pay dearly for what they had done.