Harry Potter and the Average Asian
After the main breakfast, students scurried off to their classes. April tagged along Harry, waving and smiling to people who waved back, raising eyebrows. Ron looked at their schedules.
"I still can't get over it. Double Potions our first day, followed by Defense Against the Dark Arts. Could the day get any better?"
As Harry, Ron, Hermoine, and April walked into the dungeon, they were greeted by none other then Draco Malfoy.
"Hey Potter, word is you needed a babysitter. Is that what she's for?" He said, sneering at April.
"You have really cute hair," April said.
"Wha..what?" Malfoy said, blushing. Ron raised an eyebrow as Draco turned and sat with his cronies.
"Hmm, Draco has a little crush." Ron said, feeling smug. "And she's on OUR side!"
With that, the four took their seats. Professor Snape turned to the class and looked down his large nose, and wiped a bit of grease off. It had dripped from his hair.
"I don't care if this is the first day of classes. I'm assigning a group project, which means everyone will be graded, no matter what share they did. You will work in class, and a report will be due by each of you. If even one person slacks a little bit, the entire group will be graded poorly. So no riding on others shoulders." With this he sneered at Harry. "As you know, I will be teaching Defense Against Dark Arts as well. I will expect just as much from you in that class as in this one. Hopefully, things will begin running better around this place. Now, look at the instructions I've most graciously left at your table, and begin. There will be no talking."
"Excuse me, but how can we work together without talking?" April said, raising her hand.
Everyone turned and stared. No one asked Snape a question unless you were a spineless Slytherine.
"Excuse me, Miss Garcia, but I do not accept such insolent questions. 10 points from Gryffindor."
"But sir! She's not technically from Gryffindor!" Hermoine interjected.
"That is enough! 5 more points from Gryffindor. Now continue!"
The Gryffindors were still looking stunned at April, but slowly turned around and began working.
Harry's group included Ron, Hermoine, and April. The next group sat across from them, which included Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom, and for some reason Colin Creevey. About 10 minutes into working, April leaned in closer to her group.
"Do you guys think Neville is cute?" She whispered, and began giggling.
Both Harry and Hermoine sputtered and Ron was caught so off guard his arm flung and knocked over both his and Seamus' group's cauldrons. The dungeon erupted into a tidal wave of fire. Snape quickly put out the fire, as Lavender Brown ran around, now actually brown from being burnt alive. Snape was now seething as much as the fire had.
"Longbottom! WHAT is the meaning of this?!"
"But..but..sir! It wasn't me!" He stuttered in response.
"25 points from Gryffindor. Come with me. The rest of you, clean this mess and continue working until the bell." Snape said, pulling Neville by the ear out of the room.
"Awww.." April said, "it wasn't his fault!" April then began giggling hysterically.
Harry, Ron, and Hermoine were still looking stunned. And that's how they were the entire day.
…..To be continued.
Note: Yeah, yeah, all characters copyright to J.K. Rowling with the obvious exception of April. This chapter was especially sucky, probably do to my lack of inspiration. I had some, lost it, got it back, and here you go. Thanks for those who have read and commented. Please keep reading and reviewing, and thanks in advance!
After the main breakfast, students scurried off to their classes. April tagged along Harry, waving and smiling to people who waved back, raising eyebrows. Ron looked at their schedules.
"I still can't get over it. Double Potions our first day, followed by Defense Against the Dark Arts. Could the day get any better?"
As Harry, Ron, Hermoine, and April walked into the dungeon, they were greeted by none other then Draco Malfoy.
"Hey Potter, word is you needed a babysitter. Is that what she's for?" He said, sneering at April.
"You have really cute hair," April said.
"Wha..what?" Malfoy said, blushing. Ron raised an eyebrow as Draco turned and sat with his cronies.
"Hmm, Draco has a little crush." Ron said, feeling smug. "And she's on OUR side!"
With that, the four took their seats. Professor Snape turned to the class and looked down his large nose, and wiped a bit of grease off. It had dripped from his hair.
"I don't care if this is the first day of classes. I'm assigning a group project, which means everyone will be graded, no matter what share they did. You will work in class, and a report will be due by each of you. If even one person slacks a little bit, the entire group will be graded poorly. So no riding on others shoulders." With this he sneered at Harry. "As you know, I will be teaching Defense Against Dark Arts as well. I will expect just as much from you in that class as in this one. Hopefully, things will begin running better around this place. Now, look at the instructions I've most graciously left at your table, and begin. There will be no talking."
"Excuse me, but how can we work together without talking?" April said, raising her hand.
Everyone turned and stared. No one asked Snape a question unless you were a spineless Slytherine.
"Excuse me, Miss Garcia, but I do not accept such insolent questions. 10 points from Gryffindor."
"But sir! She's not technically from Gryffindor!" Hermoine interjected.
"That is enough! 5 more points from Gryffindor. Now continue!"
The Gryffindors were still looking stunned at April, but slowly turned around and began working.
Harry's group included Ron, Hermoine, and April. The next group sat across from them, which included Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom, and for some reason Colin Creevey. About 10 minutes into working, April leaned in closer to her group.
"Do you guys think Neville is cute?" She whispered, and began giggling.
Both Harry and Hermoine sputtered and Ron was caught so off guard his arm flung and knocked over both his and Seamus' group's cauldrons. The dungeon erupted into a tidal wave of fire. Snape quickly put out the fire, as Lavender Brown ran around, now actually brown from being burnt alive. Snape was now seething as much as the fire had.
"Longbottom! WHAT is the meaning of this?!"
"But..but..sir! It wasn't me!" He stuttered in response.
"25 points from Gryffindor. Come with me. The rest of you, clean this mess and continue working until the bell." Snape said, pulling Neville by the ear out of the room.
"Awww.." April said, "it wasn't his fault!" April then began giggling hysterically.
Harry, Ron, and Hermoine were still looking stunned. And that's how they were the entire day.
…..To be continued.
Note: Yeah, yeah, all characters copyright to J.K. Rowling with the obvious exception of April. This chapter was especially sucky, probably do to my lack of inspiration. I had some, lost it, got it back, and here you go. Thanks for those who have read and commented. Please keep reading and reviewing, and thanks in advance!