Random McDonalds guy-"Would you like fries with that?"
YEEAAAHHH!!! ………………What? Anyways, Love Hina ain't my work DAMMIT!!
ON WITH THE FIC
Hanku has just started settling in at Hinata. We now see him unpacking his things.
He starts to pull out the following.
"Okies, I got the PS2, Soul Cal 2, Armored Core games, (and a lot of other cool games) (pulls out a heavy shoebox) Secret…(grunt)…Stash (drops it), binoculars…" (A/N: When I say Soul Cal 2, I mean Soul Calibur 2. I normally say Cal instead of Calibur.)
Su slams the door open upon the mentioning of video games-"WHAT GAMES YOU HAVE???"
She kicks Hanku in the face sending him tumbling into his unpacked stuff, he then sits up in a daze with binoculars hung around his neck, and wrapped in wires from his PS2 and controllers.
"That's quite a left foot ya got there"
"So, (starts clearing through his games) how many games you got here?"
"About 15-20, at least…HEY WAIT!!! NOBODY TOUCHES THE GAMES!!! OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT!!!" (picks Su up and tosses her into the hallway)
"Ummm…okies I'll just come back later for Soul Cal"
Hanku walks outside on the balcony taking the wires off his body, and notices the hot springs, but doesn't have a clear view of Kitsune, Naru, and Shinobu, since they're so far away.
"Jeez, pity they don't have apartments like this in America…heh heh."
in the hot springs
"So…another resident. What do you think of him Naru?"
"Frankly, Kitsune…I think we just welcomed a more "advanced" pervert."
"Yes I think his muscles are sexy too."
Naru falls over-"I never said anything about his muscles!!"
"Well, you did say he was more "advanced", …if you catch my drift. He's already checked off one of my "turn-on" requirements…sexy physique."
"(sigh)…alright I'll give him credit for appearance, but I still find him as a pervert!"
"Alright…if you say so, Naru"
"Well, Sempai seems to have no problems with him staying, so I don't think we should either."
"I agree with Shinobu, Naru, we could at least cut this guy some slack, he might not be so bad."
"Too late." Naru notices Hanku on the balcony.
"What's she starin' at me for?"
He looks around and finds that he forgot to take off the binoculars around his neck.
"ooooooooohhhhhhhhh SHHHHHHHHHIT!!" OO;;; He starts waving his arms up and down in a panic.
"NARU, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, YOU GOT THE WRONG ID—" He's silenced by a rock hitting his head.
He groans in dizziness and pain until he falls off the edge of the balcony right on top of Motoko.
"Grrrrrrrrrr…GET OFF ME!!! GOD-SCREAMING STRIKE!!!" She sends Hanku soaring into the air. He crosses his arms and legs while in the air.
"I've been here less than 30 minutes and I have been hit in the head with a rock and struck by a sword. What can make it worse?"
Hanku finds himself under shallow, hot water. He rises out of the water and breathes heavily to catch his breath……until…
"DOPE!!"OO;;;
He is only able to stare in horror at his naked, redheaded executioner.
Kitsune with a smirk on her face-"Once a pervert, always a pervert it seems."
Naru pops her knuckles-"Apparently so……NARU ATOMIC PUNCH!!!"
Hanku is sent flying to the front of the house where he lands and slides on the ground a good 15 feet.
[A/N: let's review his injuries, shall we? He has a bruise above his right eye (rock), a singe across his shirt with a burn underneath (sword), and a bigger bruise on his left cheek; he's also soaked (hot springs and Naru).]
Hanku continues to lay down on his face with spirals in his eyes-"ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww…………………pain………tremendous………agonizing……lonely………pain."
Haruka shows at the top of the steps seeing Hanku right at her feet.-"So, new guy huh?"
"……Did you catch the license plate number on that truck?"
"(chuckles) let me guess…(she helps Hanku onto his feet and looks over his injuries)…hmmm…You were standing on the balcony where Naru threw a rock at your head and you fell off, right on top of Motoko, whom sends you all the way into the hot springs, where Naru punched you in the face……of course that's only a guess."
"………You're good" OO;;
"I should know since my nephew gets enough already."
"Nephew?…Are you Keitaro's aunt or something?"
"Yes, I actually am. Haruka Urashima."
"Hanku Royiaki." They shake hands
"So, the martial arts champion got more than what he paid for it seems."
"I see you've read your magazines."
"I just wanted to see how everybody was handling you, but…I see I don't need to continue." Starts walking back down the steps.
"Later then."
"Oh, you should talk to Motoko, she's a big fan of yours."
"Okay, I will……WAIT!! WHAT!!!A FAN OF MINE!!!BULLSHIT!!!THAT BITCH DESPISES ME WITH EVERY MOLECULE IN HER SYSTEM!!ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?"
Haruka ignores Hanku and continues to walk.
"Great, I just happen to get my ass kicked by a kendo girl that loves my skills as a fighter. (looks toward the audience/readers) Boy, the irony is so thick, you could cut it with a knife."
that evening
Everybody is eating dinner, but can't seem to eat because they're being distracted by Su's and Hanku's ravenous eating.
Kitsune can only stare with dumbfoundedness-"You know…it's bad enough watching Su eat, but…I don't think I'll ever get used to the two of them."
"JESUS!! THIS IS KICK ASS COOKIN'!!! WHO MADE THIS?"
Everybody looks at Shinobu, who blushes at the question.
"DAMN!!! She should be paid extra for this."
Keitaro-"Well…she kinda is."
"Hmmm? How?"
"Well, we also find her cooking to be very unique, so we agreed that as long as she could cook for us, she wouldn't have to worry about her rental fee."
"Really? Wow…Lucky!" He shoves a ton of ramen noodles in his mouth.
"Yeah……Ummm…Pardon me for asking, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to know."
"Hmm?" (it's the only thing he could say with a mouthful)
"What made you come here to Japan?"
He pauses, slurps up his noodles and swallows, "……I'd rather talk after supper." He reaches for another rice ball, but finds that everybody's plates are cleared and there's no more food on the table.
"Whatthebejesus?!" Oo;;;
He looks at a smiling Su, whom has a humongous amount of food in her mouth.
"Soooooo……Shall I share this story of mine in the living room?";;
Su swallows her food in a single gulp as everybody leaves the table and sits down on separate couches.
"Let's see…where so I start?…After my unfortunate loss, I was offered to live at an orphanage until I would go to college, which would be the next year; but I decided to turn the offer down and live a life of my own; why? Because one: I hardly had any cash in my account; two: I really didn't plan on going to college in the first place. I really regretted that statement within 6 months. I couldn't afford shelter, I had worn out clothing, and I could only pay for 6 more meals from McDonalds. Fortunately, things were looking up as I saw a newspaper article mentioning a national martial arts tournament in my home city of Dallas, Texas."
"What is Texas? Is it delicious?"
"Uhhh…OH!! I should've told ya'll this when I got here. Texas is part of the United States and Texas isn't delicious, but it does make delicious foods."
Keitaro with a puzzled look-"Well, your last name, Royiaki, says you're from Japan."
"True. True, but my father enjoyed the life of the America's more than Japan's; thus, with him living in the U.S. he met my mother, who was an American."
"So…that means…"
"Yes, I'm half American and half Japanese, but my personality is more of the Americans'. My sisters' blood and personality were no different than mine."
"Wow! So, you found out about the tournament…then what?
"I used my remaining money to pay the entry fee, and became qualified for the tourney. I easily won the $500,000 dollar prize; which is……about…54,000,000 yen."
(A/N: I noticed some authors that had problems converting yen to dollars and vice-versa. One American dollar converts to 108 yen. I found this info on a very reliable site. I know that this'll help some authors, so spread the word to those who haven't read this fic yet for me PLEASE.)
Everybody is in awe and wonder at the number Hanku had just stated. Almost instantaneously, Kitsune hopped on his lap, smirked, and started twirling her finger around his left torso, and began to speak in a seductive tone.
"So what would a fine, bulky American, such as yourself, spend it on…or have you yet to spend it on something or someone?"
"Whoa!! Easy there sex huntress with huge "headlights"!! ;; I quickly spent it on very important, personal matters…sorry." Boy am I sorry.
"Damn, I swear, you Americans are like vultures…you take it then you go." She gets off him and sits back down on her share of the couch.
Naru with a sarcastic look-"Then you'd have to be a buzzard Kitsune, if you want to be that realistic."
"SHUT UP!!"
"(chuckles)…Well, when you win a national tournament, the press is just itching to shove a microphone into your face, so needless to say I became a bit popular. I was even told that the news had spread to almost every martial arts dojo in Japan. Isn't that right kendo girl?"
Motoko stays silent with a blush on her face.
"So, anyways…I had to use the money to buy new clothes, entertainment equipment, and an apartment, but after living there for 6 months, I quickly began to come up short on money and was forced to leave. On the first day of walking the streets…again, I came bought a USA Today paper and found some hope. There was a national martial arts tournament being held here in Japan. I admit, the fighters were a little more difficult, but I still whooped up some ass. The prize money was half as much than America's…27,000,000 yen ($250,000), (flinches) BUT PLEASE DON'T POUNCE ON ME JUST YET!! We American's are vultures as you said."
Kitsune with a dull look-"So, you're almost broke again?"
"Actually, quite the opposite. I still have about umm…12,487,176 yen in the pot right now………(smiles) but I shouldn't have told ya that." ;;
Kitsune opens her mouth to speak, but is cut off.
"Su! You said you wanted to play Soul Cal tonight, right?"
"Okies! IT'S TIME FOR AN ASS-KICKING WITH NECRID!! WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" (hops on Hanku's shoulders, whom struggles to carry her upstairs).
Later, in the hot springs
Naru and Motoko bathe while overhearing Su and Hanku playing Soul Cal 2.
"WHOA!! I didn't know Astaroth could do such painful and powerful moves!! How could you get so good with such a slow fighter?"
"Well, Su, that's because other people don't give characters, like Astaroth, any chances, because of him being slow, but I have mastered that flaw, so you're dealing with a quick and powerful opponent. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"
"But can Astaroth be this quick?" she kicks Hanku in the face sending him directly, not flying, but directly into the hot springs.
Hanku quickly stands up in frustration-"NO NEED TO BE A SORE LOSER SU!!!"
"A-hem" Hanku hears this behind him and freezes.
"……Uh-oh…now before I turn around and you try to punch my face in, you need to realize that this wasn't my fault and you know it. So, I'll just walk directly to the exit, and we can all walk away happy."
Motoko raises her sword ands strikes behind him. She notices that the attack didn't finish, because Hanku holds the blade by his palms. Motoko quickly brings her sword back, and begins to throw lightning-quick slashes at Hanku, whom dodges them with ease.
Everybody in the House sees and/or hears the fight, causing them to go outside to see what was happening.
"You know, it's best not to fight while you're naked, because I'll just but that to my advantage. (Motoko doesn't respond) Alright, I REALLY hoped it wouldn't come to this."
Hanku blocks to a point where Motoko is thrown off-guard and her chest is revealed. He then lunges forward and grabs them both. Motoko is so shocked and violated at the offense, that she doesn't notice Hanku taking the sword out of her hand, it was as if she handed it to him. Hanku then walks over to the nearest wall and stabs the sword directly through it to where only the hilt and a tenth of the blade was showing.
"What kind of women bring swords into a hot spring? Are you paranoid, or somethin'?"
Hanku turns and begins to leave as the two women gave him frowns. Naru didn't attack Hanku based on the fact that if he could evade Motoko's blade, he could make her look like trash.
Motoko with a quiet, furious tone-"Who does he think he is? Fighting women and grabbing them as if they were his own worry stone."
"Probably started doing it with his mother and sisters…gasp" Naru can only cover her mouth in shock at what she just heard herself say. Even Motoko and the others, who were watching couldn't believe what she just said. Hanku freezes and looks down at his feet.
As he began to cry he clenched his hands into a tight fist and turned around, revealing a frown with tears running down his cheeks.
"Naru Narusegawa, you can humiliate me, you can punch me, you can destroy my property, but never insult anyone I know who are close to me…ESPECIALLY MY FAMILY!!!"
"…Hanku……I'm…I'm sorry."
"IT'S TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES NOW NARU!!!……NO ONE INSULTS MY FAMILY…AND LIVES!!!"
Hanku fires an energy wave, strong enough to kill any normal human being, directly at Naru, who can only watch helplessly at her incoming death.
End of chp. 3
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