"WTF MAN!! Look I'm sorry I didn't kill Naru in the previous chapter, but you anti-Naru fans just need to learn when to stop complaining."
Me-"Let me take it from here, man."
"Indeed…" (exits)
In other news today! Heh, I'm gonna be working on the humor genre of this fic for a while, so…(slams hands on desk) PREPARE TO LAUGH……I hope.
Thanx for the reviews everybody. I'm starting to attract more authors it seems. YAY!!!
Anyways, Love Hina ain't my work DAMMIT!!!
ON WITH THE FIC
Keitaro wakes up in his futon with the feeling of bandages placed/wrapped around his ribcage, his right cheek, and his left elbow. Everywhere else was either healed or scared from his incident the night before. He looked at his clock, which said 7:30 am. Feeling that he could walk, Keitaro headed downstairs into the kitchen and realizes he is alone until Hanku's head pops out of nowhere shouting.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT…"
"BAAHHHH!!" Keitaro jumps, in freight, and gets his head stuck in the ceiling. He quickly pulls himself out and lands flat on his ass.
"…for breakfast?"
"You have a cruel sense of humor, you know that?"
"What can I say? I'm proud to be an American, my friend."
"Right…(looks around) um…where's Shinobu? Shouldn't she be cooking breakfast right now?"
"Shinobu will be indisposed for the day. She seems to have caught a summer cold."
"Ah…well, suppose we microwave some leftovers, shall we?"
"BULLSHIT! I'm cookin' breakfast today."
"…No offense, but…do you have ANY skills as a cook?" OO;;
"Are you kiddin'? You haven't lived until you try my very own curry." (starts gathering the necessary ingredients)
(A/N: I don't know any special curries except the fact that it's spicy, so add-in any special curry dish you want.)
"And, uh…why are you doing this?"
"Think of it as…an "I'm sorry"."
"Well uh…thanks"
"The girls might not trust my cooking, especially kendo girl, so I'll say you made this, take my word for it. They'll love it."
Later, while Hanku's curry is on the stove…
"OH CRAP!!! I need more potatoes." He opens the fridge and begins searching.
Su hopes her way into the kitchen in her pj's.
"Oooooooooo…what's cookin', doc?" She lifts the pot's lid, grabs a spoon and tastes the curry.
"Hmm…not bad, but needs a little more 'kick'. She pulls out a milk carton filled with a very dark red liquid inside, labeled: SU'S TOP SECRET CURRY RECIPE!!! Su begins to dump the curry into the pot with SUCH a good mood, until she hears Hanku…
"AH-HA!! Found ya!!" Su dashes out of the kitchen, and Hanku continues cooking his "infected" curry.
About 30 minutes later, everybody (except Shinobu) sits at the table as Keitaro brings out the curry and places it at the center. When everybody had their bowls full, Naru gave a suspicious look at Keitaro, unsure about his cooking.
"Wait! I think we should have Su test this, before we become, supposedly, intoxicated."
Motoko and Kitsune agree on the idea, and all eyes are on Su.
Su stares at the spoon in her hand and at her roommates for a few seconds before…
" SLLLUURRRRPPPP AHHHHHH!!! PERFECT!!! MORE PLEASE!!!"
The girl had just thrown her spoon aside and started chugging at her curry.
The rest stare at the blonde and figure the curry is safe for eating, so everybody digs in, except Hanku and Keitaro who both wait with anxiousness at their response.
"Hmm…not bad Urashima…mmm…not bad at all."
"Sake can't compete with this…well, maybe…it can, but it's still delicious."
"I'm impressed Keitaro, you might be a fair competitor against Shinobu."
"Glad you think so." Keitaro felt the relief he was hoping for, but only for a short while.
Kitsune, Naru, and Motoko in unison-
A kettle's whistle is heard as the girls' faces gradually became cherry red, the sound of a train's bell and horn could also be heard as the girls shrieked as the spice began to take its toll.
Mutsumi enters through the front door just in time to see the 3 "hot heads" make their run in search of some H2O.
"Ara, ara, did I come at a bad time?"
"Naw, you're actually on time for the firework show, heh, heh."
"(giggles)…You must be the Hanku, the new resident Haruka told me about."
"Yup, that's me, and who the hell are you?"
"Mutsumi Otohime, I assist Haruka down at the tea house, and am a friend of everyone here in the apartment."
"Jeez, is there anyone else I don't know about."
"Well there's Seta and Sarah who are currently on their way back here from a business trip of Seta's. They should be here before lunch."
"Oye, oh well, better two than three."
Motoko was the first to spell relief correctly as she dived for the kitchen sink and pressed her mouth against the faucet and turned the cold water on max.
Naru found the first floor bathroom and the sound of the sink's faucet could be heard. Hanku hears this, looks toward the readers, and points back with his thumb.
"Is that even sanitary?"
Kitsune didn't have much to worry about as she scampered to her room, opened her mini-fridge, and pulled out her coldest sake. With the bottle's bottom facing upward she chugged the whole thing. To her dismay she had to empty 3 more bottles before the spice ended its torment.
When the trio came back, they took a few seconds to catch their breath, before their traditional death glare was given to Keitaro. Hanku smirks and puts his hand in front of his mouth like it's a walkie-talkie.
"BING…You are now free to move about the country."
With that being said Keitaro made his daily flight out of Hinata.
Mutsumi, not knowing what had happened, walked over to the table and noticed an untouched bowl of curry.
"What's for breakfast?" She begins to insert a spoonful of curry into her mouth.
Motoko, Kitsune, and Naru panicked-"WAIT, MUTSUMI!!! DON'T DO IT!!!"
Too late. The Okinawan had already swallowed and instantly fainted flat on her back.
Hanku freaks-"HOLY DOG SHIT!!! THE CURRY KILLED HER!!!"
Naru punches Hanku in the back of the head-"Calm down, stupid. She only fainted."
"Oh! Well then…forget it!"
At noon everybody had gone to do his or her daily summer activities. Su's in her room working on God-knows-what, Kitsune is in the living room drinking sake and watching TV, Motoko is out front, doing her normal exercises, Mutsumi, Keitaro, and Naru are studying, and Shinobu is hanging and folding the laundry with Hanku's assistance (since he had nothing better to do).
When asked to take the towels back down stairs to the hot springs, Hanku accepted and took enough towels to block his vision of what was in front of him. As he went down the second floor hallway, Motoko had finished her exercises and went towards her room until she saw Hanku and his complication. She frowned and continued to walk forward, but with the bottom of her sheath sticking out next to her trying to trip Hanku.
It worked flawlessly as Hanku threw the towels in the air so he could break his fall, but only to be surrounded by a mess of towels. He began to pick up and fold the remaining towels before Kitsune called Motoko.
"Hey Motoko, where's the remote, girl?" Obviously she was drunk.
"Hang on a sec Kitsune."
Motoko started heading back the way she came passing Hanku and kicking the towels in the middle of her steps just to piss him off.
"Oops"
"Hey kendo girl! That was uncalled for."
The samurai ignored Hanku and continued her way.
Another hour later, Motoko and Shinobu joined Kitsune in watching television, and Hanku finished putting the towels away. With no more laundry left Hanku headed his way to the couch, which bothered Motoko, whom gave an uncomfortable look.
Motoko stood up and headed in Hanku's direction, and upon their passing Motoko made an "unintentional" shove at Hanku sending him to the floor. At that moment, Sara had entered through the front door with her luggage in her possession, before Hanku's time bomb detonated and begin shouting in Motoko's face…
"ALRIGHT, BITCH!! THAT'S IT!! YOU WANNA PISS ME OFF? WELL YOU GOT IT, SISTER!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO!! I'M GONNA RIDE YOUR ASS WITH EVERY BIT OF PUBLIC HELL SO HARD, IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN!!"
After SOME of his rage was dealt Hanku stomped his way to his room.
Sara with a blank stare and a smirk (everybody else gave a stare)-"Alright……what did I miss?
Back in Hanku's room, Hanku begins to bury his head in his stuff in search of something.
"Whereisit? whereisit?" Keitaro enters with a soda in his hand.
"Hey man, uh…what's up?"
"Kendo girl's gonna get a beating tonight!"
'Oh boy' "What did she do this time?"
"She pissed me off!!"
"Okay…uh…what are you gonna do about it?" He starts drinking
"I'll get her back, and I'll get her back GOOOD!! By means of this!"
Hanku raises up a magazine where Keitaro sees the title, but the readers can't (A/N: HA, HA!! You don't know what it is!!).
Keitaro spits out his drink in shock-"BY MEANS OF THAT?!" OO;;
"That's right."
"Man, I don't think that's gonna work."
"WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK!! KENDO GIRL GOT ME PISSED AND SHE'S GONNA PAY THE FAIR PRICE!!
End of chp.5
What's the scheme? What's Motoko going to suffer at the hands of Hanku? Will my little sister ever beat her Scooby Doo video game?
Find out in chp. 6
Okay, seriously now, Kitsune, Mutsumi, and Kanako are gonna get their chapters eventually, okay Nakatsu?
Question to TVSH- what did you mean in your review when you said "damn" that's all you put. I just wanna know what you meant.
I just wanna put this up for the fuck of it:
Best video game characters-
Super Smash Bros. Melee-Ganondorf
Soul Caliber 2-Astaroth
You might notice that they're slow, but I can shut up anybody who mocks these two ass-kickers. I don't know why I said that. Aw well, enjoy it.
PLEASE REVIEW ASAP!!!