Vampire Story Hunter-when I say TVSH, I mean you, yourself, personally. What did you mean when you said, "damn" in your previous review? It kinda left me hanging.
Nakatsu-I'm happy to know that you loved the curry scene. (I respect your decision in saying that Mitsurugi is your best character, but HE SUCKS, and I'll show you why in this chapter)
Anyways, Love Hina ain't my work DAMMIT!!
Hanku-AIN'T AIN'T A WORD!! AND STOP CUSSING YOU STUPID FUCK!!!
Me-Shut up stupid! Operation: Slut Payback is about to be underway!
Hanku-OH!! Right!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ON WITH THE FIC
Motoko became a bit more cautious and alert upon Hanku's threat a couple of hours ago. She didn't even feel that she was safe 100% of the time while she attended to her secret studies in her room. Well, all that was about to change!!!
"KYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
Shinobu's scream triggered Motoko's reflex of grabbing her katana and running for the kitchen, where the scream was heard.
All the girls entered the kitchen with Naru trying to comfort Shinobu.
"What's wrong Shinobu?"
Shinobu could only point at a magazine placed on the table.
Naru looked at it with the other females looking over her shoulder. With a vein on her forehead, Naru shook her fist.
"That perverted, landlord…"
"Now wait a minute Naru." Hanku enters
"Just because it's a Playboy magazine, doesn't mean that it's Keitaro's right off the bat."
"Are you saying that this is yours?!"
Hanku still keeping cool- "No, I'm just saying, check inside the cover; it might have a name."
Naru didn't see much good in it, but she agreed with the idea.
Open cover…everyone freezes except Hanku with a look of triumph on his face
The cover read in permanent ink, and I quote, "Property of Motoko Aoyama!!"
BUM, BUM, BUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!!!
"Hey, I only said that you could have it for an hour, but if you insist on keeping it, kendo girl, that's okies by me. (snicker)"
Kitsune was pretty much the only one who didn't have her jaw drop in shock. Instead, she quickly shoves a different magazine in Motoko's face.
"Well if you're going to be a magazine reader, I'm gonna make sure you lay off the women versions. To start off, you might as well see this guy. His name is Kaito and he's a famous American model, doesn't he just turn you on?"
Motoko could only see a pair of golden eyes.
"Careful, Kitsune. Kendo girl might be turned on RIGHT NOW by your presence. So you might wanna watch your back for this girl in the future."
He let's out a sinister laugh and runs like mad with glee.
(A/N: Those of you who have seen Motoko pissed, this is way, way, way, beyond pissed)
With a demonic twinkle in her eyes, the samurai runs to capture and annihilate the man who set her up.
The two ran throughout the Hinata grounds for about 10 minutes from the hot springs, to the abandoned annex. When Hanku made his 15th lap past the open kitchen window he smelt a very delicious lunch being served. Immediately picking up his pace (with Motoko close by) he raced inside and immediately sat down in the kitchen table and raised his right hand signifying an immediate halt. Motoko, with the blade inches from Hanku's head, was dumbfounded by the demand and took the time to notice her surroundings with 7 pairs of eyes staring at her.
"You don't wanna obliterate the dining room and everything inside it do ya?"
Motoko had no other choice, but to surrender. Hanku gave the look and sign of victory.
"YEAH!!—BOOF!!" Silenced by Naru's punch, in the back of the head, Hanku's face was flat on the table.
"That's for getting Shinobu involved in a conflict that doesn't concern her."
"Owie…" Hanku lifts up his head only to be punched into the table again by Naru.
"THAT'S for setting Motoko up to make us think she was gay."
"(groans)…" Lifting his head up again…you guessed it…another face plant into the table, courtesy of Naru.
"And THAT'S…for my own amusement!!"
Becoming slightly retarded-"ooooowwwww…dose things aw' bad fo' you."
What was once a chaotic chase became a very, VERY quiet lunch.
After lunch Keitaro met up with Hanku in his (Hanku's) room.
"Well, at least that conflict has been settled!"
"This war is FAR from over." Hanku pulls out the box labeled "Secret Stash"
"C'mon Hanku, will you just give it up, already."
"NEVER!! At least not until I use ALL of these in my scheme." He opens the box revealing at least 60 porn magazines.
Keitaro's eyes bulge out in awe and wonder-"What…is…your…PROBLEM HANKU?"
Hanku only smiles-"What can I say? I have my 'issues'!!" (A/N: you're a dumb shit if you can't find the double meaning in that word.)
"These magazines will serve their purpose in due time, but for now, I'm gonna whoop Su's ass in Soul Cal." [A/N: (giving a "rock-on" sign) ASTAROTH RULES!!!]
Later…Motoko walks by Hanku's room and stops to hear-in on the conversation.
"Damn, Hanku! How can you be so good with such a crappy fighter?"
"HEY!! Don't dist Astaroth, Sara!!"
"It's not like you to lose against anyone when you're Voldo, Sara! Hanku really shocked your marbles, but don't worry, I didn't fare any better."
"Yeah! I haven't been up against this much competition since…since…Motoko first played me with Mitsurugi."
"WHAT?!"
Motoko enters-"It's true and I suppose I might as well face you right now while I'm here."
"HA, HA!! Good one, kendo girl!"
"That's Motoko to you, you bastard!! Move it Sara!!"
"It's your funeral! GO ASTAROTH!!!" Su and Sara quickly change into a cheerleader's uniform with "Astaroth" written in front of Su's shirt, but Sara has "Mitsurugi" on her shirt.
"NO WAY!! The samurais are gonna beat that dork down to a pulp."
Both girls wave their pom-poms while they cheer for their selected fighter.
MITSURUGI VS. ASTAROTH
BATTLE 1! FIGHT!
A swings his axe at M's feet, causing him to trip. M quickly gets up and performs a throw- he trips A and brings his sword down.
A-185% health M-190% health
A does an attack throw by guiding M behind him with his axe and does this repeatedly.
"No I'm over here!! No, no, no, here!! Wrong turn, he went this way."
"CUT THAT OUT CHEAP SHOT!!!"
"If you say so"
A grabs M by the back performing a throw-he places the top of his axe on the back of M's ankles. He then grabs M's head and brings him around the hilt of the axe to where his head is in front of A's face. A ends the attack by quickly shoving M's head to the ground.
(A/N: Any normal human being would have his/her entire upper-half broken.)
Motoko flinches-"OW!! Geez that hurts!"
A-185% health M-90% health
A quickly ends the fight by using another attack throw-A swings his axe around in a circle, and M gets stuck on the axe where A continues to swing a couple more rotations and releases M HIGH in the air and lands HARD!!
KNOCKOUT!!!
DEAR KAMI!! THAT WAS……RUTHLESS!!
"Well that's the idea that I was aimin' for."
"SHUT UP!! That was only battle 1!!"
BATTLE 2! FIGHT!!
"I'm gonna end this in a snap."
A immediately starts with the attack throw that he used to finish off M in the first fight.
M positions himself where he holds his sheathed sword and spreads his feet.
A charges at M, but is stopped by M using his unblockable move where he slashes down low twice. Upon A standing up, M uses an attack throw where he stabs his katana through A's stomach, and M shoves A off the blade with his foot.
A-45% health M-110% health
M finishes A off by kneeing him out of the ring.
RING OUT!!!!
"WHAT?!"
"HA!!"
"THAT'S IT!!! YOU'RE DEAD KENDO GIRL!!
"MOTOKO!"
"WHATEVER!!"
FINAL BATTLE!! FIGHT!
"Behold my one-two knockout attack"
A again starts with his axe-swinging attack throw. M stands back up and charges at A, whom, upon M hitting the ground from his previous attack, was starting his unblockable attack. A holds his axe like he was holding a baseball bat. M stopped his charge, because Motoko had never seen this attack and didn't know what to do.
"It's OVER!!"
A swings the axe like a golf club sending M high-flyin' into the air and making a hard landing.
PERFECT!!
ASTAROTH WINS!!
"WHAT THE…?!"
"The Demented Moon-the most powerful attack in the game. It can immediately take away over half of your health in one strike."
"But…"
"AH!! No worries, though. You put up a great fight!" Offers a handshake
"DON'T TOUCH ME!! I'm going to the roof to meditate. (sigh)" leaves the room.
"JEEZ!! Never thought kendo girl could be such a sore loser."
"She never likes to be #2. THAT WAS A KICK ASS FIGHT HANKU!!! WEEEEEE!!!"
Su jumps and wraps her arms and legs around Hanku-"Thank- BOOF!! That's gotta stop."
Sara sweatdrops-"It can't be helped, she'll never get out of that habit."
That evening, after dinner and everyone was excused from the table, Motoko made her way to the hot springs and soak off the stress she was having.
Little does she know that hell itself is about to appear and consume her soul.
End of chp. 6
That last line was sarcasm in case any of you freaked, which would be awesome.
Get ready for the BIG, BIG, BIG, finale of PAYBACK'S A BITCH next chapter.
Sorry I had to make Mitsurugi look so bad Nakatsu, I sincerely doubt that if you played me in the same fight, you would put up a greater threat to me than Motoko did to Hanku.
Reminding TVSH (The Vampire Story Hunter)-What did you mean by "damn"
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