Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Like I said before, too bad!
"Done!" The blonde called, and gave a relieved laugh. "What? Let me see!" The brown haired female stood, and glanced over Ed's shoulder. "Well, Ed." She glanced at the textbook, then the sheet. "I can tell this one is wrong, and this one too." She pointed to questions three and seven. "Fix them."
Ed groaned, and Envy smirked, glancing at Edward from his position on the couch. "Hey, chibi. I thought you were a genius!" Ed glared daggers at him, and returned to the troublesome math questions. After fixing one, then the last one, he snapped back. "I am, but this stuff is terrible!"
"Good job, Ed. Now, you are free." Ed leapt up from the chair and gave a cheer, only to turn and tumble face first, onto his face. Envy burst out laughing, followed by the occasionally cruel girl. "Ed…" she said, giggling at the embarrassed alchemist, "Nice."
Envy looked like he was enjoying himself, as the annoyed teen stood up, red from embarrassment. "Shut up, palm tree!" He snapped, and Envy began to glower. "You, shrimp!" Ed then rose his voice, "WHO YOU CALLING SO SMALL, EATING SHRIMP WOULD BE CONSIDERED CANIBILISIUM?" The girl just sighed. "Shut up, both of you. Now!"
She drank the rest of her coke, and turned to the now silent two. " Ed, Envy. I am going to my Aunt's for supper and games, so be good. Don't break anything, or else. I am warning you! If you lay a finger on my collection," She pointed to her large collection of Boyds Bear villages, " You will suffer. And, it will hurt. Got it?"
She grinned, "Oh, and don't eat everything in the house, or make a mess. Or else. Got it?" She smirked at the green haired sin, (whom was back in his favorite form, and had been for a while) and then Edward. "No coffee, either of you." She put her jacket on, and then her shoes. She turned, but lingered at the door. "Boys, be good!" Then, she left, leaving the two at her house, alone.
The two suddenly glanced at one another, identical smirks appearing on both faces. "Ed, lets see if we can find her diary, or something we can blackmail her with!" Ed nodded, "Good idea Envy."
A/N Nee? Like? Yes or no? Review please! Chapter two will be up soon! I guarantee there will be trouble!
