Chapter 2: I've got a theory

The time was bright and early in the morning. Inuyasha and Kagome had gone back to their beds.

Now the team was gathered around the fire. Kagome looked up.

"Um, I know this will sound strange but, did anyone burst into song last night?"

"I did" Sango replied. "I went to the market and all of a sudden I started to sing about of orange the orange was"

They all stared at her.

"WHAT? I couldn't help it"

"Something is going on." Inuyasha said standing up.

"Ya, but what is it?" Shippo asked.

Inuyasha cleared his throat.

"I've got a theory
that it's a demon
a dancing demon
No, something isn't right there."

Shippo stood up.

"I've got a theory
some kid is dreaming
and we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare"

Kagome stepped toward the fire.

"I've got a theory we should work this out
all: It's getting eerie
what's this cheery
Singing all about?"

Miroku stood up all of a sudden.

"It could be witches
some evil witches,

Kagome and Sango glared at him.

Which is ridiculous
'Cause witches,
they were persecuted
Wicca good
and love the earth
and women power,
and I'll be over here"

Shippo stood on a boulder his hand in the air.

"I've got a theory
it could be bunnies!"

-Crickets chirp-

Sango started to add her musical theory.

"I've got a"

Shippo suddenly burst into a chorus.

"Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
they got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
and what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies
it must be bunnies!"

Inuyasha turned around.

"I've got a theory,
we should work this fast

Because it clearly
could get serious
before it's passed"

They all looked at each other.

"We SO need to stop this" Kagome said.

"I second that" Sango raised her hand in the air.

"I'll go look for strange things" Kagome said and walked off into the nearby forest.

Kagome wandered through the silent woods, thinking all the while about what could be causing this. It had to be some kind of spell, and a spell always needed someone to cast it. Maybe it was a demon. But Kagome had never heard of a demon that made people sing. This whole thing was so frustrating.

Kagome's answer to the problem was now taking residence in a castle in the mountains.

A demon clad in a solid black Zuit Suit, and a black bowler hat. Horns protruded out of his forehead and his skin was a sickly green color.

Small demons that looked like him were setting up his furniture, snorting and panting like a pug dog.

"You know fella's, I think I'm gonna like this place. There's a lot of cool cats in this place, ya dig?"

"Yes sir" all his minions said as one.

"All I have to do is find a queen, a hot queen, someone who can take my breath away yo. Now my main minions go find me that happing babe."

"Yes sir!" They all went to the big front door and exited.

"Now were partying,

That's what it's alllll about"