Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. Sigh.
"Boys!" The brunette called once again from the door, "I'm home!" She opened it, and a cold breeze swept through the room. She shuddered slightly, and slammed the door. "Ed…Envy?" She called, and then noticed the sin and the blonde alchemist in front of the television. They seemed to be doing their best to ignore her.
A set of golden eyes met her hazel, and promptly moved back to the television. "Edward? What's wrong?" Neither Ed nor Envy replied. "Envy?" She hung her coat up, and kicked her shoes off, which bounced off the closet wall and onto the ground.
Scowling as she moved in front of the TV, Envy finally met her eyes. He and Ed looked…disturbed. "Did you two read…?" A sigh escaped her lips, as she headed toward her room. She entered, and noted the open notebook on the floor. After picking it up, and briefly reading over her story, she smirked, and understood. "I see."
"Edward! Envy!" She demanded sharply, when she was out in the kitchen area. "Come here!" Ed looked somewhat disgruntled about leaving the couch, as Envy was about leaving his chair. They moved into the kitchen, one smirking, and the other grumbling.
She looked oddly strict as she stood in front of the two. "Did you take lessons from Hawkeye about commending people?" Ed cracked a joke, and all three smiled slightly. "Well Ed, Envy, " She bowed her head for a moment to sigh. "I noticed you two read my story about you two. Kissing." She put a particular hiss on the last word, "I notice you guys enjoyed it so much, I thought I'd get you two a treat."
An evil smirk crossed her face, as she shoved the two under something hanging on a light. "You enjoyed it so much, I've decided to make you two act it out!" Her voice raised to a girly squeal and the two looked scared. She pointed up, with her smirk.
"Oh hell…" Ed mumbled, and Envy finished. "…Mistletoe."
A/N Hehehehe! I love putting them in uncomfortable situations! Enjoyed the chapter? Remember, review, review, and review!