To My first flamer Othello Dante:
Your friendship has meant much to me this past year, this story is for you
Happy Anniversity (Thought I forget did you? Well I did, I think it was around this time last year we started being penpals, thanks for yelling at me about Spoiling Opal Deception for you)
Seto Kaiba/Artemis Fowl
crossover Artemis/Kaiba (that means slash or yaoi, folks) unbeta-ed
Disclaimer: I own Kaiba-chan and Arty. Butler and Roland show up with many, many lawyers I do I DO IS pulled away in straight-jacket MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOKER IS MY FATHER and the moony rises at noooooonnn
REAL DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but the clothes on my back.
Change of view: Intials of viewpoint
Ex: AF: Artemis Fowl
Rated and genred because of Kaiba's and Artemis' mouths/senses of humors.
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Artemis Fowl was in Dominio City on business. KaibaCorp used to be leading edge with military technology. Then suddenly the old CEO died, leaving his adopted son, Seto Kaiba,to take over and turned the company into a gaming company. ARGHH! Did that punk realize how much miltary technology was worth on the black market? Enough for Artemis Fowl to buy the "Mona Lisa" and The Hope Diamond. Fowl would bet anything that the brat had put the weaponary into storage somewhere, the only problem was where? Artemis would have to access Kaiba's files, then slowly export the weapons without drawing attendion. Fowl already set up an alias for being in Japan, he was to stay as part of a foreign exchange program, already a girl, Anzu Mazaki, had already been shipped to Fowl Manor. Artemis was already settled into his new 'room', which was pink and very dancerish. Artemis shuddered, if Trouble or Holly saw where he was now, they'd laugh. Sometimes it was a good thing all his friends lived underground. Artemis glanced at Butler, the Eurasian gaint was completely neutral, thank whatever deity did that. Artemis sighed and set up his laptop on the tidy pink desk. Pink. Scrap the 'thank the deity' comment. As far as the sixteen year old Fowl was concerned they were even.
"It is very pink" Bulter said without any infliction in his voice.
"Bulter?"
"Yes, Artemis?"
"Be quiet" Artemis tapped several keys, then "Please"
"What are you attempting to do, Artemis?"
"Hack into Kaiba's databanks from remote, although I fear that it will not work."
"Then, why try?"
"Minimum risk" Bulter nodded, Artemis was anything if not practical
"So, if this doesn't work, what then?"
"I will have to infiltrate Kaiba manor, and hack Kaiba's own computer."
"Fun"
"Pricisely" Bulter checked his watch
"Artemis, it's time for bed, you do have school tomarrow."
"No"
"Kaiba should be there. Maybe start a friendship?"
"No, statatically the people that would mostly likely steal from you or kill you is someone close, especially if a person appears out of the blue." Bulter exhaled through his nostrils "Sucks to work for a genius, isn't it?"
"Ah, but never boring Artemis, never boring" Bulter smiled at his charge "But, bed, anyway, or do you want to blow your alias?"
"Sometimes I wonder if you do that on purpose."
"Do what on purpose, Artemis?"
"Never mind" Artemis carefully took of his tailored suit and into blue pinstripped pajamas.
"I'll be on the sofa, Artemis." Artemis nodded and crawled under the pink covers. Pink. Was it because of his criminal past that he was punished this way? It was for the money, it was for the money. Bulter chuckled silently at his employer in that frilly pink bed. Oh screw it, he could resist one last barb for the night, couldn't he? No. "Good-night, Artemis, my little Huntress" And Butler ducked out of the room before a pink floral pillow hit the doorjam.
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Seto Kaiba performed his weekly dianogsic on KaibaCorp's computers. Ever since that stupid Sigfreind's(spelling?) virus that nearly wipely the companies database, Seto had upped his security. A red alert popped up. Some hacker. Probably after Kaiba's card strategies. He traced the hacker's path, the orgin was blocked and routed through at least three dozen computers, that would be childsplay to find but what were they after? Why are they after the location of Gurzoburo's weapon caches? Okay, Big 5 wannabe, lets see where you are. Kaiba traced the connection all the way to the end. The computer that the hacker used was registered under an Artemis Fowl. Fowl lived in Ireland. But the signel came from Anzu Mazaki's house. What the fuck? Seto pulled up the geeks' school's website. Sure enough a foreign exchange program was being conducted. Artmeis Fowl was trading places with Anzu Mazaki for the rest of the term. Interesting. And the night he settles in, Artemis decides to hack KaibaCorp's computer main frame searching for weapon caches. Very Interesting. What could he possibly be looking for? Well, the website says his first day of school is tomarrow, maybe it would be worth actually showing up?
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chappie 1 end
Artemis: I would just like to say, I am athesist, i don't believe in karma or deities of any kind
Tropic: You believed in fairies before you met them
Artemis: That was because of the gold. If God was worth money, I kidnap him too.
Tropic: That's blasphemy. Artemis' smiles Artemis Fowl sometimes I wonder about you. hands his leash to Othello
Othello: mwhahahahaha
Artemis: how did this happen again?
Tropic: I cheat at poker better than you.
Artemis: okay.
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