DISCLAIMER: dun own it yeh tards.

A/N: oh gawd. Two reviews and no flames? Im starting too feel pressured :hides In a corner: well! To Meowzy-chan and Shadowlover101, thanks MUCHO. :glomp:

…. By the way this is total crap and way ooc…. And repetitive.

……………storybeginsnowyo…………….dundundun……

"HAHAH. Ohhhh no. Yuan, you AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THIS SHIT. FUCK NO."

Kratos was knocking down random renegades as he stalked through the halls. This could not go unpunished. So could not go unpunished. Kratos almost wanted to ask Mithos for help. Almost. And that had resulted in him almost regretting the total world regeneration. Because that meant Mithos, the sexual torture maniac, was dead (1).

Kratos suddenly grabbed a scared looking renegade. "…. Where the fuck did Yuan go?"

"uh-uhm. I'm not sure Lord Kratos! But I believe he had said something about the control room!" The soldier knew he shouldn't have given out such information. (it was obvious to everyone there was some conflict between the two former seraphim after all) But alas, he did anyway, all in fear.

Kratos stared blankly, his eyes dilating a bit. After a minute though he snapped to. "Yes. I am your lord." He dropped the renegade and stalked off once more, this time in the direction he knew the control room to be in.

"…. Lord Yuan told us to call him and all others above us lord…" The renegade was slightly disturbed by Kratos' display. But shrugged it off, glad to be away from his company.

…..

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK. Today is NOT a good day…… fuck…" Yuan… was still not having a good day. He was currently hiding in his own base.How much lower could you get? "But I have no choice… Kratos is gonna kill me I know it… even if he is usually blank-faced, he can get pissed… not even pissed he goes insane…" Yuan suddenly had a "fond" memory of three thousand years ago when he and Mithos had to lock him up for a few days. "Fuuu-uuuck…." Yuan hugged his knees close to his chest. He knew he was being pathetic. And probably even over reacting. But he couldn't help it.

"Yuuuuu-an. YUuuUUuuUuuuuuu-an." The Halfling stared into the empty space in front of him.

"Oh fuck…" Yuan held his breath and tried to become as small as possible, Crushing his face in the process.

The mechanical door to the control room slid open. Yuan prayed it was anyone but who he knew it was. Someone walked in, not bothering to be quiet.

"That's intresting…" The person seemed to be getting closer to Yuan's hiding spot.

'fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck….' The Halfling had his eyes closed so tight they felt as though they would bleed. Then, a slight tugging came from his cape.

"Very… Very…. Very interesting …." Kratos pulled the red cloth with all his strenngh from underneath the cabinet's door.

"OW!" Yuan came tumbling out of the cabinet, and bumped his head on the floor. Kratos grinned maniacally down at him.

"Heeeee-eeeey Yuan." The Halfling stared up sacredly, but nodded in question. Kratos plopped down next to him, grinning the whole time."Ya know, I hate cleaning."

Yuan whimpered.

"And I hate the color pink. I know its close to purple, and I love purple. But I hate pink. And I hate dresses." Kratos turned toward his friend. "I hate fate too. It's really gay. I mean, all this time ive been obliging your fucking orders and bang, I cant do anything to get back at you!" Kratos laughed and Yuan could only stare. It would never be terrifying to anyone else, probably funny to those that knew Kratos…

"In fact, I was almost wishing Mithos were still alive!" Kratos grinned even more at this. "You know how much he loves torturing people!" Yuan's eyes widened. 'He's this serious!... gawd I'm in trouble…'

"Well…." Kratos put a finger up to his chin. "I suppose I could rape you and such myself… hmmm… but ah. That would get messy!" The redhead grabbed Yuan into a tight embrace and giggled.

"… So uh, we're good right?" Yuan figured he'd take a chance. A retarded chance, but it was worth a shot. Kratos didn't look at him for a moment, but then turned and glared menacingly.

"Good? Yuan… how stupid are you?" His previous 'cheerful' mood returned. "I'm gonna make you regret what you did so much you'll wish you were dead!"

"Uh-" Yuan tried to reply… But Kratos dragged him off the ground and to the door.

"Now, Yuan. I think… It is fit, that you be my slave."

Yuan gulped, afraid to ask. But of course, he did anyway. "Sex Slave!"

"Possibly, depends how much angrier I get. But actually I was more referring to cleaning my stuff and wearing a leash. Freaking perv." Kratos was somehow still grinning, just as wide. For someone who could hold a smile so long, he should do it more often. "So! LET'S FUCKING GO, WHORE." The redhead grabbed Yuan by the wrist and ran out the door. He passed the stationed renegades again, knocking them over, again. He ran out the base and got on a rehaird, all in the course of thirty seconds.

Yuan was incredibly dizzy after all this. His body was forced from zero miles per hour to maybe fifty in less than a second (or at least it felt like it).

"So.." The Halfling resisted the sudden urge to puke. "where we going?"

"Palmacosta!"

"Palmacosta's been destroyed…."

Kratos glared. "It's been rebuilt you iggnoranus. Get on the rehaired." Yuan did as he was told, and Kratos got on behind him. "Now! OFF TO PALMACOSTA BITCHES."

"Kratos… May I have the honor of one question?"

"Well certainly, since you asked so nicely. What is it?"

"Why do you keep freaking out and screaming and adding a condescending term for women on the end of the sentence?"

"Yuan?"

"Yes?"

"You are the whore."

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A/N: this… totally died… and that actually deserved a "totally"…..Lmfao fanfics are fun...Uh ok,

I am REALLY bad at homonyms...The things like hear and here (that's what there called right?... ya…)

So… that hopefully explains most issues of spelling and grammer.. n.n;;;

And sorry for excessive cursing… (I avoided the urge to add "and shit" to the end of that mind you. Im getting better -.-)……… XOMG I GOTTA STFU NOW

.. oH my gawd... one last thing. i WAS gonna upload this on 12/30. BUT I MISSED IT. BY EIGHT MINUTES. it was 1:08 when i wanted to upload this, and if i had tried 9 minutes earlier i woulda been fine! oh POO. -.-

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