PrinceOfShadows:Sorry, I'm back! And despite all you meanies not reading or reviewing, I decided to bug you with more misspelled and badly written stories, so there!

Akira: You really do spell horribly.

PrinceOfShadows:Shut up! I can't help it if my new(totally awsome) laptop doesn't have spell-check!

Akira:(rolls eyes) You spell like you're being scribed to by a monkey.

PrinceOfShadows:(stares at her in disbelief)

Akira:...What?

PrinceOfShadows:Dude...I have to scribe for you. I am scribing for a monkey!

Akira:(wacks PrinceOfShadows over the head with a doggy-bowl) I AM NOT A MONKEY!

PrinceOfShadows:(wobbling back in forth precariously) Let's get to the story...

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Edward's eyes fluttered as he took in his surroundings. He was riding something big, uncomfortable, and hot. A metal horse? Edward mentally slapped himself. 'Stupid ass.' he thought. 'There are no metal horses. Just metal limbs...Maybe it had a metal back?' His mount, whatever it was, suddenly lurched to a stop, sending him forward, so that he smacked his blonde head on what felt like a long metal pole. "Ow!" he yelled aloud, sitting back quickly. Too quickly. There was nothing behind him to catch his weight, however slight it may have been, and he tumbled gracelessly to the ground.

"Brother!" shouted Al, looking down at him in a panic. "I'm sorry! I didn't realize you were falling! I should have held on to you better!"

"Murmph." was the only answer he got. The decidedly tiny blonde sat up, rubbing the back of his sore head.

"Oh that poor boy!" said an unfamiliar voice from behind. They both looked up to see a small crowd gathering around them. A very small crowd. About four pretty girls, maybe sixteen years old all sporting a blonde head of hair, looked down at Edward pityingly.

"You poor thing." cooed the one with red highlights, dropping to her knees and wrapping her arms around his head, leaving his face in a very happy place. "You're brother is so mean to you! I think you deserve some candy to make that bump go away!"

He nodded dazedly. "Y-yes please. I mean, yes ma'am."

While Al watched in disbelief, one with pigtails, one with a denim mini-skirt and one with legs that reached all the way to Canada dropped to their knees to console the teen. What was going on?

"What's your name, little boy?" cood Pigtails.

"Such a cute widdle man's gotta have a completely adorable name!" giggled Legs.

"Edward." he said, as everything suddenly fit into place. 'They think...' he thought in shock.

'That brother is a little kid!' finished Al. 'Oh no! They think he's a little kid! This does NOT bode well!'

"How old are you?" asked Mini-skirt, helping him to his feet, acting like he was completely traumotized and would never recover, though he was obviously fine. "Ten? eleven?"

'Here it comes...' Al thought fearfully, bracing himself for trouble. Brother would kill a bunch of girls, would he?

"I'm nine." he said, causing Al to fall over backwards in disbelief. "I'm pretty big, aren't I? Dad always used to say I'm gonna beat brother."

"Oh yes!" squealed Legs, totally buying his adorable child rutine."You're just so tall!"

"He's like a giant!" said Red, ruffling his hair.

"Come on, lets go get you a lollipop." said Pigtails.

"Okay."

Alphonse Elric stared in amazement as his older brother went off with the group of girls, probably to a candy shop. This was insane! Didn't they have a mission? Wasn't he a little suspicious of these girls! WASN'T HE GOING TO INVITE HIM ALONG!

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PrinceOfShadows:Tada! Chapter two is done.

Akira:It's kind of short.

PrinceOfShadows:(shrug) So? I wanted a cute thing before it started getting serious.

Akira:You call that cute?

PrinceOfShadows: Yeah! It was funny!

Akira:(sniffs) Ha! Cute would be a new Mr. Fluffles. Not hieght issues.

PrinceOfShadows:You mean the dog toy? But I bought you a new one last week!

Akira:...(holds up a dismembered piece of brown material guiltily)

PrinceOfShadows:(Sighs and holds head in hands) Please review...