Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other of J.K. Rowling's creations. If I did, I would be J.K. Rowling and I would be writing book seven, not typing this.

Hello, and welcome to my first fanfic! Before we get started, I would just like to introduce two people (and tell you who or what they are) also, this is my first fan-fic

Angela Smith- my female OC, she will be playing a major part in this story

Nick Johnson- my male OC, he will also be playing a major role in here

Warning: This story includes Mary Sues and Gary Stus. You have been warned.

It was a normal day on platform 9¾. At least, that's how it started out. Because this day is going to be far from normal. And it all starts with a girl. Now, this girl isn't a normal girl. She has ravishing, golden-blonde, shoulder-length hair, beautiful lavender eyes, and luscious lips. She wears worn-out capris and a bright green tank-top with a cartoon kitty on it. She also wears tennis shoes. For some reason, these clothes make her look even more exotic and beautiful. Her name is Crystal Maria Susan Alexandria Cortes.

Amazingly, given her amazing looks and how she was perfect in every way, no one seemed to notice her. Just as she arrived on the platform when she spotted a certain someone with messy black hair, emerald eyes, and a lightning bolt scar on his forehead. She started to walk towards him when she was suddenly tackled from behind. This shocked and upset her so much that her eyes turned crimson.

"Hey, what the he-"

"Shut up, do you want to be killed?" asked the voice of the man who had tackled her.

"What are you talking about? What's going on?" asked Crystal

"I told you to shut up lady! I'm trying to save your life here! Sheesh, some people have no respect," said the man, and, as if on cue, Crystal heard something shoot overhead. After that, he helped her get up to her feet and pulled out a cell-phone of some sort.

"Who are you? What's going on? Answer me, dammi-"

"Will you shut up, I'm on the phone," he said then went back to his conversation. "Angela, you there? It's me, Nick. I just saved a Sue. Name? Crystal Maria Susan Alexandria Cortes. She has classic symptoms; ocular cycle, channeling, American transfer-"

"Hey, how did you know I was from America?"

"-dragon animagus, phoenix pet, everything. I'll bring her back to HQ" he finished then put away his cell-phone. Now, all this time, Crystal had been getting pretty mad. This man had tackled her, stopped her from talking to the boy with the lightning scar, and then completely ignored her questions. Her eyes were now icy blue.

"Who the hell are you? What do you want from me?"

"My name is Nicholas Andrew Snape Malfoy Johnson. I am an agent from the APMS, the Agency for the Protection of Mary Sues. I came here to save your life. You heard those things shoot above us? Those were sporks. Lethal to Sues and Stus. Now I need you to come with me," he stated as if rescuing the lives of people as perfect and adorable as her was an everyday thing. Then, right as she opened her mouth to speak, they vanished in a burst of flames that, strangely, no one noticed,

So, how did you like it? For those of you who don't know what a Mary Sue or a Gary Stu is, here is a definition.

Mary Sue: a seemingly perfect character who falls in love with one of the canon characters after many chapters of angst or fluff. She has amazing powers and is unbeatable. Her male counterpart is the Gary Stu

Please R/R! And remember, nice reviews good, constructive criticism even better, flames food for Sues, and no reviews at all won't stop me either.