Shikon High

Wow. I can't believe everyone's here! Kagome smiled blissfully at the teacher droning on at the front of the classroom.

Hey! thought Shippou, indignantly. What am I doing in high school? I'm just a kid!

I'm nineteen, thought Miroku, glumly. Years of education. Why am I--hey, those are really short skirts!

Boring. Fuck, I already know how to sign my name, handle a sword, and hunt for dinner. Inuyasha flicked a spitball at Shippou. Hell, even the kitsune was at least 21, if he knew anything about youkai.

Inspiration struck. They were all older than Kagome...

"That's it. We're going out for beers, Kagome. Later!"