…Mia!"

Amiti: Sorry if you got angry at the bit of Ivan bashing, about every character is going to be bashed anyway. Beware, I was kind of high on sugar, and this gets pretty freaky Mia-fanatics. I own Golden Sun!

Random Camelot Worker: Sue her!

Amiti: Uh, it's opposite day? Forget it, I don't own Golden Sun :cries:

The Second Attempt

Amiti was dragging a cloaked figure behind her, only a lock of his blue hair apparent. His cold eyes glared at Amiti, who was reeking of garbage. How had he been dragged into this position in Vault anyway? He was the master of alchemy, yet he was being dragged by this pink nightmare!

"Why don't I just freeze your pretty, pink self?" he snapped, getting very annoyed.

"Because Alex," she said looking back, "I'll get Mia if you do…"

That's all she had to say. Alex started to whimper, while Amiti started laughing like a maniac…again. She dragged him into the inn, and made a reservation for the night.

"OK, you stay here, and I'll tell you the plan tomorrow," Amiti said, with venom in her voice.

"O..OK…" Alex stammered, still thinking of what Mia would do if she saw him. Amiti walked out the door and grinned, for her plan was already in motion. She sat down in the inn's lobby.

"And now to play the waiting game…"

Back at the inn, Ivan was explaining what happened.

"And she wants one of us as a muse, but the worse part is she doesn't want to take part in sexual intercourse with me!" Ivan finished, breaking down in sobs. Everyone stared at the sex obsessed midget. Suddenly, Piers pointed at Ivan and started laughing, and everyone else followed, except Mia, who was in the corner. The laughing continued for a whole five minutes, and then they stopped when they noticed Mia in the corner. Don't worry, they were well aware of the threat, they just thought that it was weak, because even Ivan had overcome it.

"Uh…Mia, what is it?' Isaac asked the Mercury Adept. Mia was sniffing the air, like how Garet is when he smells cheese.

"I smell it!" she hysterically shouted. Everyone had another stare, as Mia's eyes turned blood red, and she went down on all fours. She started howling like a wolk, took a smell at the air again, and ran out the door.

Jenna shuddered, never knowing this side of the "angelic" girl. "Wha…what…was tha…that…" Jenna stammered, still looking at the spot Mia was last seen to them.

Isaac snickered, "That's how our 'angel' gets when she smells Alex. She has this condition where she turns into a wolf, kind of like an extreme lycantherope(sp?) except it's Alex instead of the moon. If she transforms completely, then she will be a wolf forever, but not Alex hungry unless she sees him. The doctor told us she got this condition after we found out Alex was a traitor."

"Oh," everyone said in unison, and then went back to what they were doing because they were too dumb to see that Alex was around there, and that turning into a wolf was a serious condition.

Mia was still running on all fours, getting a lot of stares. "Must…find…Alex!" she shouted, almost sounding like a wolf. That got half of the people who heard her freaked out, especially the boy who had an eye on her. Who'd call her an "angel" now?

She ran through the plains, scaring away all the monsters, who thought she was a wolf. Mia burst through the gates of Vault and ran to the inn. She broke down the door and ran straight to the stairs. However, she bumped into an invisible wall, psynergy of sorts. She tried to run back and go at the door harder, but there was a wall behind her too. Then Mia realized she was trapped in a ball.

"Tis, tis, you fell for the bait," a girl said sarcastically. Mia looked behind her to see Amiti, holding her oh, so famous pencil.

"SHOW ME ALEX!" Mia shouted, now totally sounding like a wolf.

Alex, who had heard the whole thing, was now in fetal position, sucking his thumb. When hell freezes over, when hell freezes over… Then, a little devil poofed right in front of Alex, scaring him even more.

"I have come to say, hell has froze over," it said, and then disappeared.

"NO!"

Back down stairs, Amiti was negotiating with Mia.

"I'll give you Alex to rip to shreds if you let me keep you as a muse," Amiti said furtively.

Mia, who apparently turned more wolf-like at each second, now physically because she was growing fur and fangs, was totally obsessed with killing Alex. She howled, "Deal!" Mia was lying, of course, and poor Amiti would soon find out.

Amiti grinned in victory, and looked over to the completely now transformed Mia one last time, and ran off to sad, sad Alex.

When she got upstairs, she saw Alex, who was frozen. Next to him was a note that said, "Drop me in the Northern Seas!" Amiti ignored it, and carried the frozen Alex down to Mia, who could only howl. Amiti opened the psynergy ball, and watched as Mia scratched the ice Alex was encased in.

Well, that was what was supposed to happen. Instead, Mia disobeyed her instinct and leapt at Amiti. Amiti, who wasn't expecting this, froze in terror as Mia ripped off her top. Oh, poor Amiti forgot to put on her bra today, and she also wrote herself as a Mary Sue, which means…

"DAMN IT!" Amiti screamed at the top of her lungs, running away from a swarm of boys.

At the inn, Alex had unfroze due too a freak event, wait, no, it was just a revived Agatio who wanted to see Alex get killed. And so he did see this wonderful sight. At the end, Agatio felt like hugging the wolf, too bad he got ripped to shreds.

Finally, Amiti had lost her fan-boys. Angry, at the top of her lungs, she shouts, "I'll make sure you're my muse… Because of that, the fan-boys find her and we will never find out the last word until the next update.

"Pure Ply..." Alex said weakly, fully curing himself. He got up, and looked for any sign of Mia. There were none, but since Mia was now a wolf, maybe he should go to hell, hell would be better than here, and it was frozen. So he did went there, and he called it the Arctic.

Amiti: Told you it was freaky. This should be a horror too, or maybe a stupid. Sorry if I disappoint you, my writing depends on my feelings, and I was in the mood to write that. Mia-fanatics, don't kill me, I have a pencil. Since this was bad, one review and an update that I will do my best to make funnier. You can flame me if your in the mood! Now I command you! Press the pretty review button!