I don't own Alice in Wonderland

Hey! I love Alice in Wonderland. I'm in the process of writing an actual fan fiction story about it but I'm so dreadfully slow…so decided to write a quick poem. It's really goofy! . I hope you like it tho...

Poppycock

By

Samurai Snow

I believe I've fallen between the pages again

Goodness me, Silly be

An award place to be, to see

I rather blame my curiosity

Than the rabbit

My own dreadful habit

But now I've had my fun

The time is done

At least that's what I feel

Now if I just click my heel

God damn, wrong story

I have to ask the morning glory

The bloody flowers don't have a clue

What else is a British girl to do

Perhaps I'll ask the cat

(Now how funny is that)

He sends me off another way

And later I find I'm not good at croquet

Now I'm not quite sure what I've said

That made her so mad that she'd want my head

As soon as I screamed

"What is to become of me!"

I woke up in my class of Geometry

Which is more wicked than my own world of fantasy

Yeah, Geometry, it sucks…fucking triangles. Umm, I called it "Poppycock" because it's one of my favorite words (along with bohemian, requiem, MyChemicalRomance, ect…) Now the thing about the cat being funny, it's an inside joke my sister made about a cat's tail in some guy's pants. I'd only imagine ladydragonphire to understand that though…oh well at least it rhymes! So please review my dumb poem, Please!