Disclaimer: We don't own Full Metal Alchemist THERE HAPPY! But one day…
This is a story…
About what happens when two girls…
Hyped on sugar…
Find out that Edward and Alphonse Elric…
Are in their basement…
HALLIJUAH! hearing in the background
It was a bright and sunny day…
In Kenya, Africa…
BUT! That's not where our story begins…or goes anywhere near…SO let's forget about Kenya!
Our story actually begins in Kyoto, Japan where it was a dark and stormy and scary night.
Megumi Takahashi and Sakura Izuzo were sitting in Sakura's living while watching THE RING 3 while Sakura's parents were at a night club. The movie started to whisper as the woman walked the through the halls.
"In the basement in the basement in THE basement…"
Megumi and Sakura shook in fright.
"G-good thing I don't h-have a b-base-" BOOM!
They ran into the kitchen because that was the only room with lights on and they couldn't find the living room light switch. So then they each grabbed the nearest weapon, Sakura's was a golf club, and Megumi's just happened to be…a butter knife and a canister of butter…
"Where the heck did you get butter!" Sakura half asked.
"I jacked from your fridge." Megumi replied impatiently.
"How will you stop bad guys with a butter!" Sakura asked.
"It's not butter it's acid butter!" Megumi explained. Sakura blinked in surprise…
'What the hell was that doing in there!' Sakura frantically thought.
"What wa-…Never mind…let's go!" Sakura said annoyed.
In the basement…
The two girls ran down to the basement with their golf club, butter knife, and acid butter. They heard voices and whispers. Then Megumi said.
"Sakura I hear voices! And there not the normal ones I hear!"
"Cool down I'll beat the heck out of the guy while you find the light switch. Hand me that acid butter."
"No! I wanna beat to beat the heck out of him too!"
"Fine!" Sakura sighed.
They opened the door and Megumi yelled…
"Freeze suckas!" And the voices ceased and then someone said,
"What the hell!" And then the two crazed girls attacked.
Megumi and Sakura ran down the stairs to the basement about ten steps from the bottom Sakura took a flying leap and brought her golf club down hard on the nearest of the two people in her basement. A loud clang answered back.
"What the!" Said the bewildered Sakura.
"Never mind that!" Megumi yelled she did a battle war cry and threw the acid butter in the air.
With a splat it landed on the shorter one of the two.
"What is this?" It asked.
"Acid butter!" Megumi screamed.
"What you hurt him!" It screamed and grabbed Sakura making her drop her club.
"No, it's just regular butter…" It said.
"What? Wait then that means the acid butter is…" Megumi trailed off. They looked at each other "Oops…" They said.
"WHAT EVER! MEGUMI FIND THE DAMN REMOTE SO THIS THING CAN LET GO!" Sakura screamed angrily.
"Alright, alright!" She said and looked for the lights remote.
The shorter one of them grabbed Sakura by the collar when Megumi went off.
"Who are you and who's your little friend! How did we get here!" He asked. Sakura turned away in fear. He was about her height and seemed dangerous.
"Tell ME!" He demanded.
"I-I don't k-know!" She managed to stutter out.
"WHO ARE YOU?" He screamed.
She turned her face. "S-sa…"
"FOUND IT!" Megumi yelled and turned the lights on.
Megumi: Ouu a cliffy!
Sakura: I wonder who the two 'mysterious' people are.
Megumi: Readers and reviewers will have to find out MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /cough sputter cough/
Sakura: No more acid butter for you!
Megumi/through coughs/ Review review review review review review review review !
Sakura: Or she will come and hunt you down, she has a strange mind...i can't control her...actually...no one can...
Megumi/waps Sakura with a brick/
Sakura: Itai! That hurt!
Megumi: Review!
Sakura: freeloader...
Megumi: What!
Sakura: REVIEW!